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Being Robin Ventura

Elster88 Mar 24 2006 10:32 AM

I want to play too. Grand slam single. Wearing a Piazza jersey and diving around on the tarp in the rain. Non-Mets: Getting ass kicked by Nolan Ryan.

Willets Point Mar 24 2006 10:38 AM

LOBin.

Edgy DC Mar 24 2006 10:50 AM

Having at least three Robin Ventura groupies posting at the MOFo.

Centerfield Mar 24 2006 11:15 AM

Grand Slam in both games of a double-header. Responsible for playing LA Woman for the '99 Mets.

ScarletKnight41 Mar 24 2006 11:57 AM

It was the promise of a Robin Ventura Bammer doll that gave MK the incentive for potty training. I always thought that Robin, the father of four, would appreciate that.

Centerfield Mar 24 2006 12:12 PM

Poor MK. Strolling through the internet, minding his own business, then BAM. A reference to his potty-training. I can picture it now. The sing-songy two syllable version of "mom" uttered through gritted teeth. Don't worry MK. My mother still brings up the time I got trapped in "quicksand". And I'm 31.

Elster88 Mar 24 2006 12:14 PM

A thread titled "Times Mom Embarrassed Me" would probably be hilarious.

ScarletKnight41 Mar 24 2006 12:19 PM

The kid doesn't look at anything that I don't direct him to. This should prove that.

cooby Mar 24 2006 12:21 PM

I'm going to send him a PM and tell him to look. Dear MK... Have you seen what your mother is saying about you now? You play with dolls! Love Cooby

ScarletKnight41 Mar 24 2006 12:23 PM

They weren't dolls. Bammers were bears -

MiniKnight Mar 26 2006 09:29 PM

I'm listening... Mom, you didn't embarrass me...too much :/

MFS62 Mar 26 2006 09:41 PM

Its past your bed time. Go to sleep, kid. Later

Edgy DC Mar 26 2006 11:10 PM

I got toilet trained the same way.