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Bensons to Divorce;Anna's tryst with CPFer "last straw'

Rotblatt Mar 30 2006 08:24 PM

From [url=http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-orioles-benson&prov=ap&type=lgns]Yahoo! Sports[/url].

cooby Mar 30 2006 08:36 PM

Wow, this makes it possible for her to come back to New York and resume her, uh, career

Yancy Street Gang Mar 30 2006 09:05 PM

How funny would it be if she married one of the single Mets?

soupcan Mar 30 2006 09:26 PM

That can't be true. I'm guessing April Fool's.

Edgy DC Mar 30 2006 09:51 PM

A little early. ]"Some people are already seeing the trade as a negative thing. There are a lot of things that don't add up when it comes to the reasoning behind it," he said. "There's a lot of heresy, a lot of rumors floating around about the reason why. Lately, a lot of people are suspecting foul play in terms of one thing being said and the truth being different." The first part of that paragraph makes some sense. The second part... just what is he saying there?

Nymr83 Mar 30 2006 10:07 PM

perhaps Anna seduced David Wright and Benson was traded away to protect the face of the franchise?

cooby Mar 30 2006 10:23 PM

If this turns out to be no joke, I can't wait to hear his side of it

Frayed Knot Mar 30 2006 11:05 PM

Here's what I suspect: - Anna files on grounds of the marriage being "irretrievably broken" - Kris counter-sues on the grounds of; 'da bitch got me shipped to the freakin' Orioles'!! - The terms of the agreement also stipulate that the Mets retain sole custody of Jorge Julio

Zvon Mar 30 2006 11:53 PM

......so they're not gonna pitch for Baltimore. Too bad.

MFS62 Mar 31 2006 07:30 AM

]using the advice of esteemed pitching coach Leo Mazzone to take his game to a higher level. Hmmm. Considering some of the "games" they've reportedly played, maybe she should have stuck with him. Later

Rotblatt Mar 31 2006 07:38 AM

From the [url=http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/404483p-342548c.html]Daily News[/url]: ]Sexpot Anna Benson and her ex-Met hubby are headed for Splitsville after she caught him fooling around with one of her friends, the Daily News has learned. . . . What's bad for Kris Benson could be good for new teammates Miguel Tejada, Melvin Mora and the rest of the O's. Anna Benson once vowed to sleep with every one of her husband's teammates if she caught him in the sack with another woman. "I told him, 'Cheat on me all you want.' If you get caught, I'm going to [have sex with] everybody on your entire team," she told Howard Stern on his radio show in 2004. "Everyone would get a turn." But Anna Benson's spokesman warned the Orioles not to get their hopes up. "I think she was joking," Feiler said. He THINKS she's joking?

cooby Mar 31 2006 07:43 AM

Hmmm, she can pose nude, tell all about their love life, embarrass the entire team, and generally act out 24/7, but if Kris has one dallience (is that a word?), it's adios, amigo? Edgy style footnote: Not condoning dallience (if that's a word), just wondering why the double standard

MFS62 Mar 31 2006 07:59 AM

cooby wrote: Hmmm, she can pose nude, tell all about their love life, embarrass the entire team, and generally act out 24/7, but if Kris has one dallience (is that a word?), it's adios, amigo? Because she publicly said she would do it.Sort of a "mid-nup". Later

abogdan Mar 31 2006 08:01 AM

So why did the Mets trade Kris Benson for a useless reliever again? Maybe they should have asked Kris how that whole marriage thing was going before dumping him because of his wife.

Rotblatt Mar 31 2006 08:05 AM

Or maybe they should have locked Benson in a room with 2 bottles of champagne, a fragrant candle, a king-sized bed, and Lima's wife for 24 hours.

Elster88 Mar 31 2006 08:51 AM

Let this be a lesson to the kids out there: DON'T MARRY A STRIPPER.

KC Mar 31 2006 09:33 AM

Messin' around with the wife's friend? Guess Kris never heard of the ol' three bridges rule. If I was writing the script, it would come out that she put her friend up to seducing Kris so she can catch him.

Edgy DC Mar 31 2006 09:37 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 31 2006 09:40 AM

]three bridges rule Google isn't helping me. I'm guessing this is a rule that says you shouldn't fool around unless there are three bridges seperating your wife and your girlfriend.

Yancy Street Gang Mar 31 2006 09:38 AM

That may work in New York, but what's a married guy in Phoenix supposed to do?

KC Mar 31 2006 09:39 AM

The bridges are metaphorical.

Yancy Street Gang Mar 31 2006 09:39 AM

I guess we'll need another update to this card set.

Rotblatt Mar 31 2006 12:17 PM

KC wrote: If I was writing the script, it would come out that she put her friend up to seducing Kris so she can catch him. . . . because she wanted an excuse to sleep with all the Orioles?

Elster88 Mar 31 2006 01:33 PM

Because she wanted an excuse to divorce him and take half his money.

*62 Mar 31 2006 01:33 PM

Elster88 wrote: Let this be a lesson to the kids out there: DON'T MARRY A STRIPPER. 'kin ay right. No good can ever come of it.

KC Mar 31 2006 01:39 PM

A ten minute side sequence could be slowly panning into a candle lit living room and two scantily-clad women are lounging on a large sofa sipping Bordeux and making fun of the video they took of the encounter and then engaging in a little soft porn make out session with each other.

silverdsl Mar 31 2006 01:40 PM

And just mere weeks after their romantic FHM interview in which she promised him he could live out many men's fantasies 50x over if he won the Cy Young. I feel sorry for their kids. I wonder how long before she's on the Stern Show talking about this?

Frayed Knot Mar 31 2006 02:15 PM

Kris B.: "But marrying a T&A queen seemed like such a good idea at the time" Chuck F.: "I hear ya brother!"

*62 Mar 31 2006 02:31 PM

="silverdsl"] I feel sorry for their kids. They have kids together?

Frayed Knot Mar 31 2006 02:38 PM

Two, I believe.

Yancy Street Gang Mar 31 2006 02:39 PM

According to the 2005 Media Guide, the kids are stepdaughter Alyssa, 12, daughter Haylee, 5, and son P.J., 9. P.J. is the Family Circus infant, doomed by his youth to never get the cute lines that his older siblings get.

Frayed Knot Mar 31 2006 02:44 PM

I actually met one of those 'Family Circus' kids (now in his 40s or so). I think it was Jeffey but I'm not sure.

*62 Mar 31 2006 05:52 PM

Maybe it's just me but I don't find Anna to be anything special. I see better looking women every day at convenience stores all over town. And she has a fat mouth to boot. Pass.

Bret Sabermetric Mar 31 2006 06:00 PM

Where do you shop, 62? I think I'm cruising the worng convenience stores.

Nymr83 Mar 31 2006 06:43 PM

i've said it before but i agree with 62, take the subway during rush hour you'll see a dozen better looking women every day.

KC Mar 31 2006 07:18 PM

As a forum, I don't think the Anna index was too high. The recent turn of events is just plain amusing to me.

ScarletKnight41 Mar 31 2006 07:22 PM

silverdsl wrote: I wonder how long before she's on the Stern Show talking about this? Not very, for sure.

Rockin' Doc Mar 31 2006 07:27 PM

abogdan - "So why did the Mets trade Kris Benson for a useless reliever again?" It may have been to save the remaining Mets from a potential STD outbreak.* *Assuming the Mets got wind of Kris' infidelity.

Iubitul Mar 31 2006 08:46 PM

Nymr83 wrote: i've said it before but i agree with 62, take the subway during rush hour you'll see a dozen better looking women every day. There are 8 women in my department who are better looking...

Willets Point Mar 31 2006 09:40 PM

2 pages in and I don't know which CPF'er had a tryst with Anna.

Edgy DC Mar 31 2006 10:22 PM

It's on the back of that card.

ScarletKnight41 Apr 01 2006 07:59 AM

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