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Church of Chipper?

Bret Sabermetric Apr 01 2006 07:28 AM

Very funny.

G-Fafif Apr 01 2006 07:38 AM

Bad news, fellow Atlantacolytes: Looks like the Mets are dealing another ace. Oh well, just one less reason to buy playoff tickets come October for us. http://faithandfear.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/1/1854057.html

Frayed Knot Apr 01 2006 08:05 AM

My first reaction was that we had been hacked!

ScarletKnight41 Apr 01 2006 08:10 AM

I thought the same thing FK.

cooby Apr 01 2006 08:34 AM

My first reaction was that we had been hacked Mine was that he'd been traded to NY and KC had had a secret wish for that all these years

Bret Sabermetric Apr 01 2006 09:06 AM

G-Fafif wrote: Bad news, fellow Atlantacolytes: Looks like the Mets are dealing another ace. Oh well, just one less reason to buy playoff tickets come October for us. http://faithandfear.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/1/1854057.html It would be great to get Clemens on the Mets.

Iubitul Apr 01 2006 09:20 AM

Yes - the Mets are bringing in a new ace - his name is Sidd Finch...

mlbaseballtalk Apr 01 2006 09:20 AM

G-Fafif wrote: Bad news, fellow Atlantacolytes: Looks like the Mets are dealing another ace. Oh well, just one less reason to buy playoff tickets come October for us. http://faithandfear.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2006/4/1/1854057.html HA! Though the funny thing will be during the next week or so, if starters start struggling I guarantee there will be "journalists" in this town trying to make cases for the Mets to take a flyer on Clemens. Though I'm still waiting for the first Kevin Kiernan column suggesting that the Yanks trade Jeter to the Mets to move ARod back to SS and the Mets (or Yanks if Jeter is traded for Reyes) move Reyes to 2nd.

ScarletKnight41 Apr 01 2006 11:58 AM

Iubitul wrote: Yes - the Mets are bringing in a new ace - his name is Sidd Finch... I read about that [url=http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/news/2000/07/24/finch_flash/]here[/url].

Willets Point Apr 01 2006 03:36 PM

I will not worship false gods.

Zvon Apr 01 2006 03:48 PM

I aint laughin- this is blasphemy. Its gonna put the whammy on us, I tell ya. *Z runs for the exits

SI Metman Apr 01 2006 05:27 PM

I drafted Chipper in a fantasy draft today. Lets go Larry!!!

Nymr83 Apr 01 2006 09:23 PM

who the heck did this? you've just put a curse on the entire season and i hold you responsible for all losses!

metirish Apr 01 2006 09:36 PM

Very funny, I was like WTF when I signed in...

Johnny Dickshot Apr 01 2006 11:11 PM

Our Chipper Who art in Turner Hallowed by thy name Thy never stop Thy tomahawk chop In Hooters as in 7-Eleven Give us this day our daily thread And forgive our playoff failures As we forgive those who playoff against us And lead us not into frustration But thrill us like Knevil For thine is the friggin awesome power of Larry For ever and ever Amen.

MFS62 Apr 02 2006 11:50 AM

We see you smilin’ down on us, John Denver Chipper’s a Country Boy The player’s name is Larry Jones. But that’s not how he answers his phone. His fans tomahawk chop When he plays at home. Chipper’s a country boy. He plays the field At base number three. There ain’t too many limbs on his fam-i-ly tree. He divorced his wife For a Hooters’ honey. Chipper’s a country boy. He ain’t got too many thoughts, Since his brain is so little. His hometown folk Drink moonshine, and whittle. In New York he’s showered With beer cans and spittle. Chipper’s a country boy. When it comes to hitting, He’s an extra base socker. He learned to drive From teammate John Rocker. He’s got pictures of trucks Taped up in his locker. Chipper’s a country boy. He started at short, fielding balls up the middle While he thought of his farm, and some new sheep to “diddle”. He wife thought that was funny, Since his “bat” is so little. HEE HAWWWW! Chipper’s a country boy.

Johnny Dickshot Apr 02 2006 12:43 PM

Excellent.

Zvon Apr 02 2006 06:45 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Our Chipper Who art in Turner Hallowed by thy name Thy never stop Thy tomahawk chop In Hooters as in 7-Eleven Give us this day our daily thread And forgive our playoff failures As we forgive those who playoff against us And lead us not into frustration But thrill us like Knevil For thine is the friggin awesome power of Larry For ever and ever Amen. classic,lmao.

MFS62 Apr 02 2006 07:42 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Excellent. You ain't bad yourself, JD. Later

Frayed Knot Apr 02 2006 10:03 PM

<golf clap>, </golf clap>