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IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Ashie62 Jun 01 2018 11:42 AM

27-27 That is 1/3 of the season in the books. Looking for a leg up on the next third tonight

G-Fafif Jun 01 2018 05:18 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Wheeler Chatwood is... A) Where your loved ones will be cared for before eternity calls them home, according to ads that run on WOR during the pregame show. B) A handsome devil who has moved into Genoa City and looms as Victor Newman's next business rival ("see here, Wheeler Chatwood, this is MY company and you will not get your filthy paws on it!"). C) Legal in Colorado for a few years now.

Edgy MD Jun 01 2018 05:49 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

I heard Wheeler Chatwood took Mary Ellen Ainsworth for a ride in his buggy up by Fiddler's Grove and they created a chain of backfence gossip stretching clear across the county.

d'Kong76 Jun 01 2018 06:04 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

I think that was Wheeler Gotwood, but I could be wrong.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Jun 01 2018 06:21 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Do you suffer from mesothelioma? Are you a victim of medical malpractice? Have you been injured or scarred in an accident caused by poor roster construction, or a defective bullpen? The law offices of Wheeler-Chatwood are here for YOU. The team of Wheeler-Chatwood combines 13 years of experience in the field AND the energy of someone who's only been in the field for six years combined (deducting for injury time). We won't stop until you get what you deserve... or until we run into some mild trouble in the middle of this thing. Wheeler-Chatwood... We've at least got the stuff to get the job done.

Centerfield Jun 01 2018 06:34 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Yo yo yo, I'll tell you what you do, ok? So you start off real slow, and start with her neck, then make your way down, and then just when she least suspects it, BOOM you wheel 'er chatwood, you know what I'm sayin'? (High fives all around) hahaha. She'll go nuts, and she be like all over your bautista...

Edgy MD Jun 01 2018 06:53 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

[fimg=600]https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2015/03/03/ap495135338532_slide-e7fe2d8a3cebc84c7f53f4f36f6c92113ffc5585-s900-c85.jpg[/fimg] Mr. Speaker, I rise today to urge this august body to enact the speedy passage of the Wheeler- Chatwood Fuel Additives Act of 2018. I tell you now that everywhere I go in my great Fifth District of Indiana, people ask me, "Congressman, what's your stance on Wheeler-Chatwood?" I say "I'm for it, of course!" Then they say to me, "Then what's taking those fat cats in Washington so long to enact this much-needed fuel-additive legislation?!" That's not me talking, mind you, but good, hard- working Americans from the Indiana Fifth. For those good people, and for all the good, decent patriots in your own home districts, I exhort this distinguished Congress toward swift passage of Wheeler-Chatwood with no more amendments! I, for one, did not come to Capitol Hill to sit on my thumbs! I yield the rest of my time!

Frayed Knot Jun 01 2018 06:54 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Wasn't Wheeler Chatwood the kid who hit the game-winning shot in HOOSIERS?

G-Fafif Jun 01 2018 07:20 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Nimmo LF Cabrera 2B Conforto CF Mesoraco C Bruce RF Gonzalez 1B Guillorme 3B Wheeler of the Wheeler Chatwood Wheelers P Rosario P

Fman99 Jun 01 2018 07:24 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

You guys are killing it today. I assume that was the name of Ted Knight's character in Caddyshack.

seawolf17 Jun 01 2018 07:29 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

"Why, Clarabelle, won't you go be a dear and fetch ol' Wheeler Chatwood a mint julep? He's had a long journey by horseback from Chattanooga."

seawolf17 Jun 01 2018 07:34 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

"'Sup, fellas. Chatwood Wheeler here, Delaware LAX '14. Still play a little bit with the boys on the weekends, of course."

Ashie62 Jun 01 2018 11:26 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

That Johan Santana no hitter feels like more than six years ago to me. Wheeler dealing at 97+

Ashie62 Jun 01 2018 11:27 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Asdrubal Cabrera gets our first hit

Ashie62 Jun 01 2018 11:32 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

2 on 2 out

Ashie62 Jun 01 2018 11:33 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Almora robs Jay Bruce of 2 rbi's

Ashie62 Jun 01 2018 11:48 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Nil Nil

cooby Jun 02 2018 12:09 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Ashie62 wrote: That Johan Santana no hitter feels like more than six years ago to me. Wheeler dealing at 97+ Dumbass name but I guess he can bring it

Frayed Knot Jun 02 2018 12:09 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Ashie62 wrote: Nil Nil NIM NIM

Fman99 Jun 02 2018 12:09 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

. [bigpurple:3qmt30h1]BLAMMO![/bigpurple:3qmt30h1]

Lefty Specialist Jun 02 2018 12:10 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

It's the Season of Nimmo!!!

41Forever Jun 02 2018 12:10 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Nimmo KABOOM!!!! Booth saying there is no way they can take him out of the lineup at this point. Called it "The Season of Nimmo!"

HahnSolo Jun 02 2018 12:42 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

I think Nimmo should hold off on any vacation plans July 16-17-18. He may be busy.

41Forever Jun 02 2018 12:46 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

HahnSolo wrote: I think Nimmo should hold off on any vacation plans July 16-17-18. He may be busy. I swear I was just thinking that he should be picked for the All-Star team!

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 01:06 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

The stadium played "Brother Louie" as walkup music for Guillorme. [youtube:q1mm8urh]vJiUwGy1sKc[/youtube:q1mm8urh]

Nymr83 Jun 02 2018 01:07 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

its pretty crazy that the Mets are carrying a 4 man bench, 2 of whom are catchers who don't play other positions. is Cechinni still hurt? call up Ty Kelly or something

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 01:14 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

A hit-and-run works perfectly (I can't remember the last time the Mets pulled this), but it's probably it for Wheeler, but it's beautiful to see a starter working into the seventh.

41Forever Jun 02 2018 01:20 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Annnnnd Zach Wheeler gets screwed.

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 01:22 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

I don't care if the starter gets a win on his record. I care if the team does. And there goes the lead.

41Forever Jun 02 2018 01:23 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Sign-stealing bastards.

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 01:24 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Yeah, this inning suckz boogies, but I was happy to see Cabrera standing up to Heyward.

d'Kong76 Jun 02 2018 01:30 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Edgy MD wrote: I don't care if the starter gets a win on his record. I care if the team does. Beef with the booth or just in general? I mean, it would be nice for a good to outing get rewarded with a win.. This is a total bummer and rooting for team first sounds nice but doesn't erase disappointment.

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 01:32 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Hey, I'm real glad that he pitched late-ish into the game. But I'm less concerned that they let Wheelie down than they let down a house full of Met fans and another million watching at home.

41Forever Jun 02 2018 01:32 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Edgy MD wrote: I don't care if the starter gets a win on his record. I care if the team does. And there goes the lead. I care a lot about the team win, and I care a little when the pitcher has been struggling and throws a great game, only to see the pen piss it away. Gotta be demoralizing for him.

Frayed Knot Jun 02 2018 01:38 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Leave it to Joe Maddon to go through his entire bench by the top of the 8th in a game where he's only changed pitches once so far. As a people manager his reputation is the best. As a game strategist he's a mad scientist who'd drive me nuts if managing my team.

d'Kong76 Jun 02 2018 01:39 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Edgy MD wrote: Hey, I'm real glad that he pitched late-ish into the game. But I'm less concerned that they let Wheelie down than they let down a house full of Met fans and another million watching at home. Doesn't sound like your normal self, but whatever...

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 01:41 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Not Sewald's night. Should have gone to Familia in the seventh.

Frayed Knot Jun 02 2018 01:42 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

It's like the pen draws straws to see who's turn it is to suck that particular night.

Fman99 Jun 02 2018 01:45 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Bullpen does their daily flush. BOOOOOO

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 01:51 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

That's it. Take the walk. Let this crooked hat beanbag beat himself.

MFS62 Jun 02 2018 01:55 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

The Cubs are playing like they're still pissed off over 1969 and this has been festering since then. Later

Fman99 Jun 02 2018 01:56 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Relievers who wear their hats crooked deserve to give up hits. That's just dumb looking.

Fman99 Jun 02 2018 02:00 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Well lookie here! Nice knock for A-Gonz.

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 02:00 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Keeping the line moving. Crooked Hat, just come on back, if you ever wanna try again!

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 02:12 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Conforto is vulnerable up and has been all year, but Plawecki didn't even swing at strike three right down the pipe.

Nymr83 Jun 02 2018 02:15 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Edgy MD wrote: Conforto is vulnerable up and has been all year, but Plawecki didn't even swing at strike three right down the pipe. the bigger issue is the Plawecki is the best we can do as a Pinch-hitter in that spot.

Ashie62 Jun 02 2018 02:15 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Edgy MD wrote: Hey, I'm real glad that he pitched late-ish into the game. But I'm less concerned that they let Wheelie down than they let down a house full of Met fans and another million watching at home. I feel like we are all let down Things just don't go as we would like it sucks

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 02:20 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Nymr83 wrote: Edgy MD wrote: Conforto is vulnerable up and has been all year, but Plawecki didn't even swing at strike three right down the pipe. the bigger issue is the Plawecki is the best we can do as a Pinch-hitter in that spot. True enough. Not sure what the three catchy thing is. Add a hitter.

Frayed Knot Jun 02 2018 02:21 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Familia has retired ONE batter: Jon Lester pinch-hitting He got the other out on a caught stealing. Some shit hits in there to be sure, but still ... And now there's the 3rd out.

Edgy MD Jun 02 2018 02:25 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Don't swing Rosario. Take a strike. Maybe take two.

Ashie62 Jun 02 2018 02:33 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Poop Wheels Falling Off

d'Kong76 Jun 02 2018 02:35 AM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm

Hello .491

Benjamin Grimm Jul 03 2018 12:54 PM Re: IGT 6/1 Cubs v Mets Wheeler Chatwood 7:10 pm