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Headline of the Day - 2019

Frayed Knot
Jan 08 2019 02:16 PM

Found: 1/8, NYDN Website

Alabama Authorities Warn Motorists Not to Eat Chicken Tenders they Find on the Highway

About all I have to add to that is, Roll Damn Tide!

Edgy MD
Jan 09 2019 08:15 PM
Local News in 2019

Three Police Agencies Pool Their Resources to Bring Down Doo-Doo Butt

http://www.wbal.com/article/366618/124/anthony-doo-doo-butt-ward-arrested-following-road-rage-style-shooting

A Boy Named Seo
Jan 10 2019 10:52 AM
Re: Local News in 2019

I wonder if the nickname Doo-Doo Butt was the origin of all the rage.

Edgy MD
Jan 10 2019 07:00 PM
Re: Local News in 2019

Yeah, I say you've got to arrest that guy, but you've also got to arrest the bully up the street who hung that nickname on him a few decades back.

If I had to walk around with that handle, I'd be about one loud horn blast from shooting up an intersection myself.

Frayed Knot
Jan 17 2019 01:51 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

NY Post, 1/17/19

Doctors Ask that You Please Not Put Parsley in Your Vagina

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 17 2019 01:52 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

NOW they tell me!

whippoorwill
Jan 17 2019 02:52 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

They don't have to tell me twice 😦

A Boy Named Seo
Jan 17 2019 03:51 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

First it was romaine and now parsley.

seawolf17
Jan 17 2019 05:37 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

So *THAT'S* where I left it!

kcmets
Jan 17 2019 07:27 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

I've always been partial to cilantro.

Frayed Knot
Jan 26 2019 01:18 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

NYDN, 1/26/19 -- CDC ISSUES WARNING: DO NOT KISS OR SNUGGLE HEDGEHOGS

Benjamin Grimm
Jan 26 2019 01:46 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Can you put them in your vagina?

seawolf17
Jan 26 2019 04:20 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Benjamin Grimm wrote:

Can you put them in your vagina?

Of course! They love parsley.

Frayed Knot
Jan 26 2019 04:24 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Well apparently these hedgehogs things (which used to be an endless source of jokes in Monty Python sketches) can carry Salmonella poisoning so putting them in/near any orifices doesn't sound like such a swift idea.

That an agency of the federal government feels it necessary to tell people this is the more disturbing part of the equation.

MFS62
Jan 26 2019 04:34 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Frayed Knot wrote:

That an agency of the federal government feels it necessary to tell people this is the more disturbing part of the equation.

I guess they remember the gerbil "craze".

Later

Fman99
Jan 27 2019 02:55 AM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Frayed Knot wrote:

NY Post, 1/17/19

Doctors Ask that You Please Not Put Parsley in Your Vagina

What about putting it in your pee-hole, hopefully that's not a big health risk too.

Frayed Knot
Feb 02 2019 04:22 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Not that it's really a headline, at least not in the way I envisioned entries in this thread.

But when you're the NY Post and you put -- EXCLUSIVE: Why Cardi B Won't Be Watching the Super Bowl -- at the very top of your website, I think you've officially run out of actual news to print.

kcmets
Feb 02 2019 05:05 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Why would a dietary supplement watch football?

Frayed Knot
Feb 03 2019 06:41 AM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Nor is there any word on what Cardis A and C are doing for the game.

Lefty Specialist
Feb 03 2019 08:15 AM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Frayed Knot wrote:

Nor is there any word on what Cardis A and C are doing for the game.

Or Cardi B-plus for that matter.

whippoorwill
Feb 24 2019 10:25 AM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

WEDNESDAY IT SNOWED IN CENTRAL PA, AND THEN THIS HAPPENED:

From staff reports

PLEASANT GAP–The snow wasn't the only thing causing chaos on Wednesday in Pleasant Gap.

Spring Township police spent part of the day trying to round up dozens of cows that got loose in Pleasant Gap on Wednesday morning.

In a Facebook post, police received a call about a large group of cows running in the small community just outside of Bellefonte. Police said that approximately 25 cows broke free from a farm on Blackhawk Road in Centre Hall early Wednesday.

According to police, by 10 a.m. about 15 cows had been captured and returned. Those cows were found near Pleasant Gap Elementary School. However, another 10 to 15 were still on the loose and were not captured as of press time.

Anyone who spots a loose cow is asked to contact police at 1-800-479-0050

whippoorwill
Feb 24 2019 10:28 AM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Just a FYI, Centre Hall is like, 25 miles from Pleasant Gap. Our local paper strikes again...

Frayed Knot
Feb 24 2019 01:20 PM
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=whippoorwill post_id=3361 time=1551029143 user_id=79]... police received a call about a large group of cows running in the small community just outside of Bellefonte.

I would think those particular cows would be easy to find as they'd likely be singing 'Day-O'

whippoorwill
Feb 24 2019 01:36 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

"snowstorm comin' and we wanna go home...."

BTW, if this article is correct, Centre Hall is about 7 miles away, and over a mountain. I'm really impressed

RealityChuck
Feb 24 2019 01:48 PM
Re: Headline of the Day - 2019

Oh, you know all the words and you sung all the notes...

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