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cooby Apr 06 2006 06:23 PM

What is it--- middle name and street you grew up on? If that's the case, mine would be Kathleen West Fourth. Very alluring, no? What's yours?

ScarletKnight41 Apr 06 2006 06:24 PM

That's my formula. That's how I wound up as Leslie Gallatin.

Willets Point Apr 06 2006 06:26 PM

Name of your childhood pet + mother's maiden name.

cooby Apr 06 2006 06:28 PM

Then I'd be Brownie Yost... Much better!

Willets Point Apr 06 2006 06:37 PM

Kitty Brennan.

metirish Apr 06 2006 06:37 PM

I have no middle name..only child out of 6 that don't in my family.

cooby Apr 06 2006 06:40 PM

Well, did you have a pet? Use that formula

KC Apr 06 2006 06:41 PM

Michael Sherman sounds porn enough.

MFS62 Apr 06 2006 06:42 PM

Willets Point wrote: Name of your childhood pet + mother's maiden name. Well, I had three turtles, Hoppy, Lucky and Johnny (characters on the Hopalong Cassidy western show). For a porn name, I guess I'd be Lucky Cooper. Later

Willets Point Apr 06 2006 06:43 PM

="MFS62"] I guess I'd be Lucky Cooper. I bet you would.

Elster88 Apr 06 2006 06:49 PM

Every 8 months or so since Al Gore invented the Internet someone posts that formula for porn names. My favorite porn name is Michael J. Coxx.

Iubitul Apr 06 2006 06:56 PM Re: Porn names

cooby wrote: What is it--- middle name and street you grew up on? Gerard Westwood.

Willets Point Apr 06 2006 07:03 PM

Pet names work better for most. 'Course Kitty Brennan is a big star in the Irish transgender porn industry

cooby Apr 06 2006 07:15 PM

Kitty Brennan sounds like a Western movie porn star

Willets Point Apr 06 2006 07:17 PM

Perhaps Western Ireland? Kitty Brennan star of Connachtlingus and Sligo All the Way.

cooby Apr 06 2006 07:21 PM

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TheOldMole Apr 06 2006 07:47 PM

Pooch Fairbanks.

Benjamin Grimm Apr 06 2006 09:28 PM

I always heard it was first pet and your first street address. Call me... Pepe Fillmore!

Iubitul Apr 07 2006 04:17 AM

Yancy Street Gang wrote: I always heard it was first pet and your first street address. Then I would be.... Tiger Westwood!

MFS62 Apr 07 2006 06:23 AM

Iubitul wrote: ="Yancy Street Gang"]I always heard it was first pet and your first street address. Then I would be.... Tiger Westwood! And I would be (using my other turtle's name) Johnny Broadway. LAter

sharpie Apr 07 2006 07:04 AM

Pet and street: Gigi Stuyvesant

soupcan Apr 07 2006 07:56 AM

MFS and I are porn bros. He's Johnny Broadway and I'm Donny Broadway. Pet name + Mom's maiden name makes me: Sonny Weisz. Johnny & Donny Broadway starring in The Brothers Getmypantsov Produced by Sonny Weisz .

MFS62 Apr 07 2006 08:07 AM

Soupy, Yo, bro. Broadway, as in NYC? What number? I lived at 4960 Broadway for the first 13 years of my life. Oops. I just realized this thread is about porn. Let's not carry that "brotherly love" thing too far, eh? Later

soupcan Apr 07 2006 08:14 AM

Yes, Broadway in Manhattan. 105th Street & Broadway. Technically it was a West End Avenue address but the building took up the entire block so for my straight porn work I took the more recognizable street. I use Donny West End for my gay films.

cooby Apr 07 2006 08:20 AM

That goes well with Kathleen West Fourth, but I am not gay. Or a man.

Willets Point Apr 07 2006 01:30 PM

The way I heard it Middle Name + Street Name = Soap Opera Character name which makes sense as the names that result are far too elegant for porn. Thomas Fairfield is a power hungry lawyer on The Guiding Light by the way.

Elster88 Apr 07 2006 01:38 PM

I'll buy that.

OlerudOwned Apr 08 2006 01:20 PM

Middle name + Street James Kennington Pet Name + Mother's Maiden Name Genaro Santoro

*62 Apr 08 2006 01:44 PM

Bartholomew Monitor. (Monitor Street, Greenpoint, Bklyn.) or ...... Bennie Prisco.

metsmarathon Apr 08 2006 03:37 PM

i think i might star in gay soft porn, nttawwt. my pet+maiden porn name would either be Frisky King, or Sweetycat King. the middle+street formula gives me a fairly unspectacular Patrick Karen.

cooby Apr 08 2006 04:49 PM

Frisky King is pretty damn perfect.

Willets Point Apr 08 2006 07:16 PM

I knew a guy whose porn name was Frisky Lovegrove.

SwitchHitter Apr 09 2006 08:05 AM

Mine are unsuitable. Hermes Hajec Marie Second Street Best streetname I've ever lived on Marie Summit

MFS62 Apr 09 2006 08:47 AM

Marie Summit isn't bad for a porn name. Actually, the famous Tennessee women's basketball coach - Pat Head Summit could just use her own name. I wonder how you give summit? Later

Benjamin Grimm Apr 09 2006 09:18 AM

Recently I wanted to buy some of those little envelope sleeves that you keep CD's or DVD's in, and did an Amazon.com search for "DVD envelopes." I accidentally left off the last E in "envelope" and couldn't believe the result I got. (If you try it, don't try it at work!)

SwitchHitter Apr 09 2006 11:33 AM

I think Randy Johnson is a good porn name.

Frayed Knot Apr 09 2006 07:47 PM

I have some great pet/street porn names ... or at least I would if I were female: Ginger Tiffany Pepper Pine

MFS62 Apr 10 2006 06:07 AM

Frayed Knot wrote: Pepper Pine Not bad. that name might give someone a woody. Later

Vic Sage Apr 10 2006 09:49 AM

pet + street = Midnight Maple - which is good if i were a black dominatrix pet + mom's maiden name = Midnight Weisman - which is good if i were a retired wrestler, now working as Whoopi Goldberg's bodyguard middle name + street = David Maple - I don't have a middle name, but this is what it'd be if i used my son's middle name. But it still doesn't work... maybe a porn star's lawyer? what if i use my son's middle name, and my current street address? "David St. Paul" .... IT WILL WORK!