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People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Frayed Knot Mar 17 2019 04:57 PM

aka: The curmudgeon's GET OFF MY LAWN thread - Spectators at golf matches who think yelling 'YOU DA MAN!' or 'GET IN THE HOLE!' as soon as the club makes contract with the ball is entertaining. To start with, that shit is several decades old at this point so you'd be almost as up to date by yelling 'Baba Booey' while doing the 'Safety Dance' in your 'Members Only' jacket out there. Plus it was kind of stupid back when it was new. Just because you need to be quiet as the golfer is getting ready to hit, doesn't make you daring by trying to be the first to scream your fool head off a split-second afterward. - Grown men uttering the terms 'Bracketology' or 'Let the Madness Begin!' on television. Really dude?!? You're like 20 to 50 years out of college at this point; grow the fuck up willya. And not that using those phrases off television is a great idea either, but I'm all Libertarian when it comes to allowing idiots to sound idiotic in the privacy of their own homes. Just make sure I'm out of earshot first.

nymr83 Mar 17 2019 06:46 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Golf is lame. Lets all be quiet while LeBron tries to make his free throw, he needs to concentrate

41Forever Mar 17 2019 07:17 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

I covered a tournament for a couple years, doing the color features because our sports guys only wrote stories with scores. I even got to be one of the marshals for a day - the guys who hold the “Quiet” signs - for a feature. There's one you missed: the guy who yells “Go ball” as it rolls on the green. That said, it was fun watching it in person and seeing how far the pros drive the ball. That said again, sports writers don't like it when a news guy infiltrates their club.

MFS62 Mar 18 2019 07:29 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

I'm guessing this is for sports only, because there's already a thread about politics. So, I'll nominate tv reporters who will give you a report about a game and NOT tell you the final score. This often happens on local tv news when the person will only show you highlights and "plays of the game". (Bill Maser was the first one I noticed doing this) Later

Centerfield Mar 18 2019 10:54 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Other sports fans: 1. Anyone who tries to start the wave. 2. The guy who stands all the time. Sure, there are events where you're expected to stand the whole time. If you're in the front section of Cameron, expect to not only stand, but to jump and chant, and sway in unison. But at a typical baseball game, sit for the most part. Get up and stand when exciting things happen. A fan who is even half paying attention knows when these times are. Big hit, ovation for a departing pitcher, 2 outs, 2 strikes on a batter in a big spot. But, for those who aren't sure, it's simple. When others are standing, go ahead and stand. If you find yourself standing and yelling at others around you to get up, and are largely getting weird stares back at you, you might be the douchebag of the section. 3. The "Down in Front" guy. I get it. No one should be the guy that stands all the time, but it's a game. There are going to be exciting moments and during those times, we're going to stand up and cheer. If you're going to sit the whole time and get upset because people in front of you stand up, either buy tickets in the first row of your section or stay home.

41Forever Mar 18 2019 11:51 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=Centerfield post_id=4462 time=1552928056 user_id=65] Other sports fans: 1. Anyone who tries to start the wave.

Horse-whipping is a good start for these guys.



Add anybody in a Jeter jersey, dialed up if it has Jeter's name on the back.

Lefty Specialist Mar 18 2019 12:05 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

People who sit behind home plate and talk on their cell phones while waving to Mom and Dad or Aunt Minerva to prove they're really on TV.

batmagadanleadoff Mar 18 2019 12:09 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Trump voters.

batmagadanleadoff Mar 18 2019 12:12 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Ivanka.

kcmets Mar 18 2019 12:13 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Closet Trump fans.

Edgy MD Mar 18 2019 12:46 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

It's true. Open Trump fans deserve to be punched in the face. Trump fans who don't cop to being Trump fans are the horsewhipping type.

LWFS Mar 18 2019 01:52 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Cheap tippers. If you don't have the money to tip, you don't have the money to eat out. And about any "it's not our custom" Europeans/others on vacay, well, y'all can get double-whipped; when you're traveling, local custom rules, and if you don't know, you better aaaaask somebody. When Americans behave that way abroad, WE condemn them as Ugly. Relative strangers who happen to have a similar skin pigment/"racial" orientation to yours, make sotto voce racist or xenophobic remarks, and then wink at you conspiratorial-like, like, "Just between us folks." I'm not your buddy, pal.

Centerfield Mar 18 2019 03:10 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Relative strangers who happen to have a similar skin pigment/"racial" orientation to yours, make sotto voce racist or xenophobic remarks, and then wink at you conspiratorial-like, like, "Just between us folks." I'm not your buddy, pal. Hey, so can you like, just delete all the PM's I sent you? No need to read them, they weren't anything important. Just delete. Done. Nothing to see here.

smg58 Mar 18 2019 06:01 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=41Forever post_id=4467 time=1552931462 user_id=69] =Centerfield post_id=4462 time=1552928056 user_id=65] Other sports fans: 1. Anyone who tries to start the wave.

Horse-whipping is a good start for these guys.



Add anybody in a Jeter jersey, dialed up if it has Jeter's name on the back.


Why limit yourself to just one type of Yankee jersey?



Plus anybody who'd wear a Chase Utley shirt. And Chase Utley, for that matter.

Fman99 Mar 18 2019 07:48 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Anyone who wears a Yankee jersey with a player's last name on the back. People who talk loudly enough on airplanes that you have no choice but to listen to their conversations. Any Republican currently serving in Congress who's playing along with this farce of a executive branch.

41Forever Mar 19 2019 06:28 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 19 2019 06:47 AM

That guy who loudly heckles players the entire game. You know the guy. Gets a couple beers in him. Starts screaming an endless string of predictable and frequently vulgar insults. The players either can't hear him or aren't listening, so this is about him, and drawing attention to him. He thinks he's clever, but he's not. Usually there by himself because he either has no buddies, or none of his buddies want to be near him when he's lubed and loud. He makes being near him miserable. He's miserable. And pathetic. At a minor league game I can usually just find a seat in another section. A little tougher in a Major League park.

Lefty Specialist Mar 19 2019 06:47 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Boeing executives. Jeanine Pirro. Ann Coulter. Any Kardashian. Roger Ailes. I know he's dead, but we can dig him up and horse-whip him anyway. Mark Burnett. Anthony Weiner. Ann Coulter. Because she needs to be horsewhipped twice. The list is endless.

Lefty Specialist Mar 19 2019 06:50 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=41Forever post_id=4523 time=1552998484 user_id=69] That guy who loudly heckles players the entire game. You know the guy. Gets a couple beers in him. Starts screaming an endless string of predictable and frequently vulgar insults. The players either can't hear him or aren't listening, so this is about him, and drawing attention to him. He thinks he's clever, but he's not. Usually there by himself because he either has no buddies, or none of his buddies want to be near him when he's lubed and loud. He makes being near him miserable. He's miserable. And pathetic. At a minor league game I can usually just find a seat in another section. A little tougher in a Major League park.

Unfortunately the Mets have more than their share of 'those guys'. It's why I won't go to a Mets-Yankees game anymore.

kcmets Mar 19 2019 07:54 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

While I have no patience for purely obnoxious (oft inebriated) side-show guy, I do enjoy a good heckle from time to time. Here's a definitive collection.

LWFS Mar 19 2019 10:54 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=41Forever post_id=4523 time=1552998484 user_id=69] That guy who loudly heckles players the entire game.

Gotta admit... during a slow, late-season/meaningless-season game, I occasionally become this guy. (I THINK I've been this guy in person when attending a game with a couple of you. JCL, IIRC?) I like to think my material's less shopworn than most.

Johnny Lunchbucket Mar 19 2019 11:37 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=LWFS post_id=4568 time=1553014469 user_id=84] =41Forever post_id=4523 time=1552998484 user_id=69] That guy who loudly heckles players the entire game.

Gotta admit... during a slow, late-season/meaningless-season game, I occasionally become this guy. (I THINK I've been this guy in person when attending a game with a couple of you. JCL, IIRC?) I like to think my material's less shopworn than most.


I get a kick out of a good heckle; it's the shit heckles that are irritating

Lefty Specialist Mar 19 2019 11:53 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Robert Kraft. Instead he gets this, example #562,139 of Rich White Guy privilege. Florida prosecutors offered a deal to New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft whereby charges that he solicited prostitution would be dropped in exchange for Kraft admitting that he would be found guilty at trial, the Wall Street Journal reported Tuesday. Under the terms of the reported deferred prosecution agreement, Kraft would be screened for sexually transmitted diseases, complete a class on prostitution, finish 100 hours of community service, and pay some court costs from the case.

Benjamin Grimm Mar 19 2019 11:57 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Interesting that they're going to teach him how to be a prostitute.

Centerfield Mar 19 2019 12:36 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Interesting that they're going to teach him how to be a prostitute. Lolololol.

Willets Point Mar 19 2019 01:49 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

People who attempt to board a train/bus before people finish exiting. You're not making it faster for anyone, including yourself.

Vic Sage Mar 19 2019 01:56 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Lefty Specialist wrote: Boeing executives. Jeanine Pirro. Ann Coulter. Any Kardashian. Roger Ailes. I know he's dead, but we can dig him up and horse-whip him anyway. Mark Burnett. Anthony Weiner. Ann Coulter. Because she needs to be horsewhipped twice. The list is endless. ooooh, that's a good list. But how did you overlook the big orange kahuna?

Lefty Specialist Mar 19 2019 01:58 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Because horse-whipping's too good for him.

Centerfield Mar 19 2019 02:46 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

This has to be politics free right? If not then Lefty is right. This list never ends. But you must, like absolutely MUST, include: 1. Mitch McConnell 2. Paul Ryan 3. Steven Miller 4. KelllyAnne Conway 5. Sean Hannity 6. Tucker Carlson 7. Geraldo Rivera 8. Lindsay Graham 9. Brett Kavanaugh 10. Ann Coulter a third time

Edgy MD Mar 19 2019 03:47 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

I would wait on line to get a crack at Tucker Carlson. Governor Christie could use a few thwacks also. And that oh-so-eggable Australian senator. More generically: Pre-drink DJs. Just put on a [CROSSOUT]tape[/CROSSOUT] playlist man. Nobody's dancing and nobody needs your mad curatorial skills. Co-workers who wear headphones or earbuds 24-7. We're supposed to be a team here, man, and you're acting all too-busy-to-be-approachable, so stop pretending you're skyping into a meeting into Malaysia when we all know you're listening to Toto. Brand influencers. Come on. Like we need illiterate 16 year-olds earning $200,000 on YouTube. These also have a lot of Venn diagram overlap with ... ... children of celebrities trying to pass themselves off as designers. A perennial: half drunk white chixx in college throwing gang signs in the photos from the mixer. And Anne Coulter.

kcmets Mar 19 2019 04:12 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

I think I've seen Anne Coulter utter maybe ten sentences. What are you guys watching in you spare time? I had to Google her.

Chad ochoseis Mar 19 2019 04:22 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

I'd suggest Mike Pence, but I think we'd just be fulfilling his secret fantasy.

Edgy MD Mar 19 2019 04:24 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=kcmets post_id=4591 time=1553033550 user_id=53] I think I've seen Anne Coulter utter maybe ten sentences. What are you guys watching in you spare time? I had to Google her.

I'm more embarrassed by the number of young women in my list.

nymr83 Mar 19 2019 07:29 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Chad ochoseis wrote: I'd suggest Mike Pence, but I think we'd just be fulfilling his secret fantasy. you stole my reply to "Anthony Weiner"

Frayed Knot Mar 19 2019 08:09 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Mar 20 2019 08:42 AM

While I'm all for flogging Kardashians, the real targets need to be those media institutions first created them and now continue to celebrate their existence. Just because that clan continues to send out (photo-shopped and air-brushed) pictures of themselves or their kids (those are probably photo-shopped too) doesn't make you obligated to print them. Ignore these people and they'll go away. As for teenaged 'social influencers', I don't even know what to make of the whole concept or the sheep who follow them. I mean, take this twit daughter of the actress caught up in this college scandal (I had no idea who the mom even was much less the daughter). But apparently being a decent looking (though empty-headed) spawn of some third rate actress is enough to get peeps to subscribe to her own personal 'You Tube' channel in order to hear about what over-priced products she uses. iow, we've got kids who actively seek out what is essentially the equivalent of TV channels that air nothing but commercials!?! Can you imagine yourself doing that at that age? Good Lord, talk about your folks who've earned public horse-whippings! This thread has turned out to be a lot more active than I ever imagined

Lefty Specialist Mar 20 2019 06:17 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=kcmets post_id=4591 time=1553033550 user_id=53] I think I've seen Anne Coulter utter maybe ten sentences. What are you guys watching in you spare time? I had to Google her.

Hope you washed your hands afterwards.

kcmets Mar 20 2019 08:07 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Haha, I didn't click on anything and immediately ran my heavy duty cleanser scan.

HahnSolo Mar 20 2019 10:44 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

The "too many items in the express line" person.

Fman99 Mar 20 2019 11:00 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

People who tail to close to me when I'm driving. Back up, ya dingus.

Lefty Specialist Mar 20 2019 12:11 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Perfectly healthy (but generally obese) people who use those damned scooter carts in grocery stores, department stores and amusement parks. Cut back on the Mallomars and you could probably make it all the way around Shop-Rite without annoying people. (Yes, I know that some people need them. But most just like being fat and lazy)

Lefty Specialist Mar 20 2019 12:27 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

OK, now he gets a second-horse-whipping. They have you on video, dude. Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Will Refuse Plea Deal: Report Kirby Lee/Reuters Robert Kraft, who has been charged with soliciting prostitution, will not accept a plea deal offered by Florida prosecutors, according to a source familiar with the case. Prosecutors offered to drop the charges against the New England Patriots owner, but only if he admits he would've been found guilty at trial. The proposed plea, which was also reportedly offered to several other men charged in the case, asks each accuser to “review the evidence in the case and agree that, if it were to go to trial, the state would be able to prove their guilt,” The Wall Street Journal reported. In addition to an admission that they'd be found guilty at trial, the plea also includes fines and community service for Kraft and the 24 other men involved, according to Mike Edmonson, spokesman for the Palm Beach State Attorney's Office. Edmondson described the offer as standard for first-time offenders and said that none of the offers had been accepted as of Wednesday morning.

MFS62 Mar 20 2019 08:11 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

The "too many items in the express line" person. Depending on how many, that could border on not just horse whipping but deserving public disembowelment. How DARE they delay me when I'm in a hurry? Later

nymr83 Mar 20 2019 08:53 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=Fman99 post_id=4657 time=1553101211 user_id=86] People who tail to close to me when I'm driving. Back up, ya dingus.

a special place in hell should be reserved for those who do this on a multi-lane highway in the right lane. GO THE FUCK AROUND ME, ASSHOLE!

metsmarathon Mar 20 2019 08:55 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

at my local hated supermaket, there's 2 standard-sized self checkout lanes with the conveyor belt, and 6 small ones where you have room for two bags. there's no sign that says the small ones are for 12 items or less, but, c'mon. there's no room to unload a full cart, let alone bag it. but the kicker is, this supermarket also has the scanner guns where you go around, shoot a red line at all the barcodes you want to pay for, and then when you're done, you go to the checkout lane, scan the barcode scanner, pay, and you're done. single item, full cart, overflowing cart - you name it. you literally spend most of the time at the checkout lane waiting for your credit card to authorize. and when i have one of these wonderful godsends, guess who i'm always wont to run behind...? mister full cart in the quickscan kiosk. like, i could be in and out in the time it takes you to figure out where in your overflowing cart your bag of kiwis is going to fit, while you try - and fail - to keep the scanned items separate from the yet-to-be-scanned items. but nooooo. you're gonna dad-gum do it yourself, and take twice as long in the process. you. you sir deserve a horsewhipping. right after the guy who designed all the kid-friendly race car shopping carts to not only have a smaller actual cart with a big motherfucking useless hunk of plastic race car sticking off the schnozz of the damned thing, but also decided that having it pivot around the middle, like a fucking hope depot cart. that guy is the worst. you know what i want when i'm out shopping with two screaming kids who can't make up their damned minds about whether or not they want to stay in the car or out of the cart, or just hang their heads and appendages out of hte damned thing so they can be cleaved off by the inattentive dad hauling ass down the aisle looking to find some oreo flavored poptarts? i want a goddamned aircraft carrier with less storage space than the frunk of a lamborghini, that i can't fucking steer without feeling like austin fucking powers getting his golf cart stuck sideways in a damned alley, which is overflowing with pull-ups and paper towels and baby wipes and juice boxes and waffles and all the other bulky shit that toddlers and little kids need that cannot fit in the damned tiny cart, because everything for little kids is fucking huge and bulky and does not fit in the damned cart. but i have to drive the race car cart because it's always out by the front door and maybe this time i can get through a shopping trip without the kids screaming and running all over the place and maybe they'll actually stay in the race car and won't ask to be picked up into the back of the cart where they can constantly keep. kicking. my. chest. but the race car shopping cart is a trap because it is objectively worse in every functional way than a standard shopping cart and whoever designed it, that guy can get horsewhipped first.

dgwphotography Mar 21 2019 04:42 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

People who use the self-checkout lane. You're taking jobs from people, and giving these stores more profits. You expect me to use self checkout? Then give me a discount like a self-serve gas station.

metsmarathon Mar 21 2019 06:24 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

while on the one had i agree with you, on the other hand, toddlers. self checkout - at least the kind with the handheld scanners that you can scan as you shop - are a godsend for shopping with toddlers and other assorted little kids. it gives them an easy fun job and a thing to keep them busy that does not involve buying or bringing a small toy. and then you don't have to keep the kid(s) from grabbing all the sweets from the checkout aisle. or answering questions from the literate ones on the meaning of the various assorted sordid tabloid headlines.

MFS62 Mar 21 2019 06:52 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

People who use the self-checkout lane. You're taking jobs from people, and giving these stores more profits. You expect me to use self checkout? Then give me a discount like a self-serve gas station. Scan and bag our own groceries? That's for employees. What's next, "cleanup on aisle 7". Later

Lefty Specialist Mar 21 2019 07:34 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

People who use the self-checkout lane. You're taking jobs from people, and giving these stores more profits. You expect me to use self checkout? Then give me a discount like a self-serve gas station. Scan and bag our own groceries? That's for employees. What's next, "cleanup on aisle 7". Later There are actually store employees who go around to customers waiting in line to say that the self-serve lines are open with no wait. I tell them that I'll only work for them if they'll pay me. Then I tell them that they're putting themselves out of a job. Then they leave me alone.

Ceetar Mar 21 2019 09:49 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=dgwphotography post_id=4699 time=1553164976 user_id=78] People who use the self-checkout lane. You're taking jobs from people, and giving these stores more profits. You expect me to use self checkout? Then give me a discount like a self-serve gas station.

As a programmer who works on computers..



please use the self-checkout lane. You're employing people like me!

Johnny Lunchbucket Mar 21 2019 10:35 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Yeah the gas station is more of a premium for service than a discount for self, since that's a stupidly competitive price-driven business, as are groceries. Profits in the grocery biz have gone way down in the self-checkout era since what's really driving it all is a race toward the price/cost bottom and bigger volumes. So every penny they're saving from cashier attrition they invest right back into prices to drive more volume, to further lower costs, to invest savings in price, to gain more volume... etc etc etc

Lefty Specialist Mar 21 2019 11:41 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Yeah the gas station is more of a premium for service than a discount for self, since that's a stupidly competitive price-driven business, as are groceries. Well, I live in NJ, where somebody ALWAYS pumps your gas for you.

Ceetar Mar 21 2019 11:43 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Lefty Specialist wrote: Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Yeah the gas station is more of a premium for service than a discount for self, since that's a stupidly competitive price-driven business, as are groceries. Well, I live in NJ, where somebody ALWAYS pumps your gas for you. Eventually. If you wait long enough.

41Forever Mar 21 2019 12:39 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=dgwphotography post_id=4699 time=1553164976 user_id=78] People who use the self-checkout lane. You're taking jobs from people, and giving these stores more profits. You expect me to use self checkout? Then give me a discount like a self-serve gas station.

I understand where you are coming from. But I disagree. Technology has always sparked efficiencies and changing types of jobs. I was talking with the manager of a Panera Bread when he first installed the self-checkout machines, and made a statement similar to the one you made about jobs. He told me he's actually been able to hire more people to do better jobs once they were installed.



That said, I use them at the supermarket and Lowe's, but not at McDonald's.



That also said, I don't like seeing adults in those skill-less jobs. My current role includes promoting our programs that can get people actual skills that are in-demand and pay a heck of a lot more than those minimum wage jobs that are becoming obsolete. I believe most of the people in those roles would quality for grants that will cover the tuition and other expenses. I don't think a lot of people realize how much we can help them.

MFS62 Jul 04 2019 05:20 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Both the Judge and the boy. https://www.yahoo.com/news/teen-good-family-allegedly-bragged-184112902.html Later

whippoorwill Jul 04 2019 06:09 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Awful

41Forever Jul 06 2019 02:20 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

People who put the seat back all the way on a plane. Look, we all know that the airlines are moving the seats closer and closer together. It used to be you could put the seat back and not be in the lap of the person behind you. Just not the case anymore. You're making a claustrophobic situation even worse. And, you make it really hard for the person behind you to watch a movie on the little screen in the seats.

kcmets Jul 06 2019 05:43 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=41Forever post_id=15223 time=1562444418 user_id=69]People who put the seat back all the way on a plane.

Horsewhipped for reclining 5-6 inches? Really.

Edgy MD Jul 06 2019 07:38 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Yeah, I'd think the enemy there is the carrier. We turn on each other, and they laugh to the bank.

41Forever Jul 06 2019 09:55 PM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Horse whip the carrier! But the people who know the problem and still put their seats back should at least get something. Maybe denied their complimentary in-flight peanuts.

kcmets Jul 07 2019 08:17 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

Store clerk caught on camera poppin' open a bottle of mouthwash, took a refreshing swig, spits back in bottle and returned it to the shelf.

MFS62 Jul 07 2019 08:22 AM Re: People who need to be horse-whipped in public

=kcmets post_id=15294 time=1562509021 user_id=53] Store clerk caught on camera poppin' open a bottle of mouthwash, took a refreshing swig, spits back in bottle and returned it to the shelf.

People who tamper with a packaged consumer product (this clerk and the woman caught on camera licking ice cream, then returning the package to the freezer) are subject to a 20 year Federal prison sentence. They should be horse whipped every day of those 20 years.

Later