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Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Fman99 Apr 01 2019 07:36 PM

Fat idiots sing opera and encourage me to borrow cash.

Ceetar Apr 02 2019 07:43 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

didn't like my brief thread description? ;-O

Ceetar Apr 02 2019 07:44 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

"Here are some example of the definition of the word Discovery, which is also the name of our truck"

Ceetar Apr 02 2019 07:44 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Using the Citi Rewards program will make you the PigPen of glitter.

Edgy MD Apr 02 2019 08:27 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

"If you don't think of a Porsche as a Wyoming ride, just really quickly look at Brandon Nimmo."

Johnny Lunchbucket Apr 02 2019 08:58 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Two Karens attend shitty concert

Benjamin Grimm Apr 03 2019 04:51 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

We can quickly calculate the probability of a stolen base, and for some reason that's important enough to purchase paid advertisements.

Lefty Specialist Apr 03 2019 06:05 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

"Let's have a half-hour show about random tweets from random people on random sports-related topics so the kidz will think we're kewl".

MFS62 Apr 03 2019 07:15 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

You really have to be an pompous arsehole to rent a car from National. Later

Willets Point Apr 04 2019 12:27 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

WCBS commercial recap: "There are not enough nurses in New York hospitals and if you're a patient at a New York hospital you will likely die."

whippoorwill Apr 05 2019 11:27 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Lefty Specialist wrote: "Let's have a half-hour show about random tweets from random people on random sports-related topics so the kidz will think we're kewl". Maybe I'm glad I don't get SNY

HahnSolo Apr 05 2019 12:33 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Connor McGregor is not just a raging asshole in the octagon and on the streets, he's also an asshole who sells whiskey.

Fman99 Apr 06 2019 05:06 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

=HahnSolo post_id=6500 time=1554489221 user_id=63] Connor McGregor is not just a raging asshole in the octagon and on the streets, he's also an asshole who sells whiskey.

I had been wondering who that was.

Fman99 Apr 16 2019 07:00 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Shit ass falls out of a tree, thanks the Lord for his wireless coverage.

Edgy MD Apr 20 2019 02:04 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Jeff Goldblum drops acid and tries to turn a dachshund into a sofa.

Edgy MD Jun 16 2019 12:03 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Anthropomorphic colon cancer screening kit is weird at so many levels.

Edgy MD Aug 01 2019 02:33 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Jeff Goldblum has graduated from creepy to disturbing.

Fman99 Aug 02 2019 05:31 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Puny janitor bathes in ice, bemoans life choices.

MFS62 Aug 02 2019 06:36 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

=whippoorwill post_id=6486 time=1554485233 user_id=79] Maybe I'm glad I don't get SNY

Just got an email (sent to all their subscribers) from my cable carrier that formally dashed any hope I had about them picking up SNY again.

I'd gladly endure the dumb ads to get it back.

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whippoorwill Aug 02 2019 06:48 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

You've lost SNY?

MFS62 Aug 02 2019 06:54 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

=whippoorwill post_id=17429 time=1564793316 user_id=79] You've lost SNY?

Yes.

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whippoorwill Aug 02 2019 07:07 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

So, do you get to watch any games?

MFS62 Aug 02 2019 07:11 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

=whippoorwill post_id=17431 time=1564794422 user_id=79] So, do you get to watch any games?

Only infrequent national TV games and occasionally some on local for-free stations.

Maybe one or two a week.

But maybe after my heart attack, that's not a bad thing.



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whippoorwill Aug 02 2019 07:39 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

:)

kcmets Aug 02 2019 08:13 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

How many people watching SNY tonight are gonna run out and buy a Porche because of a quick interrupting ad during an inning?

Edgy MD Aug 03 2019 12:41 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Will we even know that's why we did it?

Lefty Specialist Aug 03 2019 01:33 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

I'm betting that Porsche has broken down a couple of times this year and has spent a lot more time in the shop than on the road.

MFS62 Aug 03 2019 01:37 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Lefty Specialist wrote: I'm betting that Porsche has broken down a couple of times this year and has spent a lot more time in the shop than on the road. Many years ago, someone I knew who was a one-time Porsche owner told me "when you buy a Porsche you buy your own mechanic". I steered clear and have continued to do so since then. Later

Fman99 Aug 21 2019 07:56 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Girl who removes her bra while drinking a Coors is probably a college whore.

LWFS Sep 06 2019 07:40 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Have you heard Apple Card-- it's, like, gonna change your life, man!

LWFS Sep 11 2019 06:07 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

Honda CRVs are just WAITING for you to enter them in the Dakar Rally, you coward.