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Piss Missile Pete

A Boy Named Seo Apr 12 2019 10:29 AM

Hey guys, I feel like you should know about this mystery I just mostly solved. After Pete hit that bomb last night, my gf starting googling him on her phone, and she reported to me that he had not one, but two nicknames listed on Wikipedia - the Polar Bear, and get this.... Piss Missile Pete! I was excited to tell you guys this incredible news, but I lazily didn't want to type this post on my phone last night so I waited til today. But I looked just now and... Dun Dun DUNNNNN..... someone has edited his page and Piss Missile Pete is no more! There's about 20 edits to his page from yesterday alone, so someone added it and someone else quickly yanked it! Google searches for "Piss Missile Pete" yield only 3 hits, two of them are this dude: Tweet 1: [TWEET]https://twitter.com/GardenofKeith/status/1112418552013877250[/TWEET] Tweet 2: [TWEET]https://twitter.com/GardenofKeith/status/1107799950811897857[/TWEET] The third is this guy on Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/bc7wlk/sny_pete_alonso_crushes_one_to_the_fountain_in/ekohqur?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x The only remaining questions are: 1) Are the twitter guy and reddit guy the same guy? 2) Why has Piss Missile Pete not caught on? It's clearly better than Polar Bear. 3) Is this person or persons one of us??? PS - there will now be 4 hits on Google.

Johnny Lunchbucket Apr 12 2019 11:08 AM Re: Piss Missile Pete

I don;t even know why they call him Polar Bear. Why do they call him Polar Bear?

A Boy Named Seo Apr 12 2019 11:27 AM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Polar Bear sounds like a gay dude classification. It may be.

dgwphotography Apr 12 2019 11:29 AM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: I don;t even know why they call him Polar Bear. Why do they call him Polar Bear? Look at his build - sloping shoulders, but as strong as a bear. I saw Piss Missile Pete this morning in a google search of him. It was also a snapshot of his Wikipedia entry.

Ceetar Apr 12 2019 12:00 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: I don;t even know why they call him Polar Bear. Why do they call him Polar Bear? do they actually call them that? I thought Gary was just being weird when he called it a Polar Bear Plunge last night.

whippoorwill Apr 12 2019 12:02 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Edit it back into the Wiki page!

batmagadanleadoff Apr 12 2019 12:46 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

I read about a week ago that some of his teammates had nicknamed Alonso '"Polar Bear ".

Frayed Knot Apr 12 2019 01:08 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: I don;t even know why they call him Polar Bear. Why do they call him Polar Bear? Duh, because he's a Spaniard from Florida!!

TransMonk Apr 12 2019 01:44 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

I'm pretty sure I've found my next band's name.

A Boy Named Seo Apr 12 2019 02:06 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

=TransMonk post_id=7131 time=1555098298 user_id=71] I'm pretty sure I've found my next band's name.

I can't wait to buy all your merch.

Edgy MD Apr 12 2019 04:05 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Was it Alonso whose draft-day photo seemed to feature him going commando, with his baseball pants outlining his junk in detail?

A Boy Named Seo Apr 12 2019 04:36 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Maybe his junk is the real Piss Missile Peter. Maybe that's why he's going by Pete now, cause the name was already taken.

Johnny Lunchbucket Apr 12 2019 05:00 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Edgy MD wrote: Was it Alonso whose draft-day photo seemed to feature him going commando, with his baseball pants outlining his junk in detail? Oh I think it was

Edgy MD Apr 12 2019 05:11 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

¡Aye fucking caramba! https://c6.staticflickr.com/8/7346/26969381453_46fcf5b9ff_z.jpg> Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Mets on Peter Alonso: "He may be a one-tool player, but it's really a tremendous tool."

Lefty Specialist Apr 12 2019 06:52 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

That's an extra-large cup.

Willets Point Apr 12 2019 06:53 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

He's got Big Dick Energy.

Edgy MD Apr 12 2019 07:05 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

"Hi, I'm Pete Alonso for Big Dick Energy Drink. If you want the energy of a big dick in a 7 ounce bottle, try Big Dick. You'll feel like a new man walking around with a Big Dick in you." "Big Dick Energy Drink. If it lasts more than four hours, call a doctor."

Fman99 Apr 12 2019 07:53 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Edgy MD wrote: ¡Aye fucking caramba! https://c6.staticflickr.com/8/7346/26969381453_46fcf5b9ff_z.jpg> Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Mets on Peter Alonso: "He may be a one-tool player, but it's really a tremendous tool." Well coaches do tell infielders to stay low. That qualifies.

LWFS Apr 12 2019 08:32 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

It's no wonder his fielding is a bit questionable. I'd be shocked if there weren't any... catching difficulties with this one.

Methead Apr 12 2019 08:36 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Have you not heard "Big Meat Pete" yet or are you all willfully ignoring it?

Edgy MD Apr 12 2019 08:49 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

"Bozack Bear"

Johnny Lunchbucket Apr 12 2019 09:37 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Have you not heard "Big Meat Pete" yet or are you all willfully ignoring it? Loloolll. That's it

Edgy MD Apr 15 2019 10:21 AM Re: Piss Missile Pete

All the night without a Crane Pool, all through that Sucker Sunday loss last night, I was thinking about this photo. Here's the nickname we're all missing: "Pete LaCock."

dgwphotography Apr 15 2019 11:28 AM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Edgy MD wrote: All the night without a Crane Pool, all through that Sucker Sunday loss last night, I was thinking about this photo. Here's the nickname we're all missing: "Pete LaCock." "I'll take Paul Lynde for the block"

batmagadanleadoff Apr 15 2019 11:33 AM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Edgy MD wrote: All the night without a Crane Pool, all through that Sucker Sunday loss last night, I was thinking about this photo. Here's the nickname we're all missing: "Pete LaCock." Holy mother of mercy. That is good.

Fman99 May 11 2019 06:57 PM Re: Piss Missile Pete

I can tell you that this is the only nickname we are using at the Fman household.

Fman99 Jan 07 2021 09:29 AM Re: Piss Missile Pete

Great minds...