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batmagadanleadoff Jun 04 2019 08:27 AM

The Mets plead with the US Patents Office to deny Tom Bradys "Tom Terrific" claim. But they're too fucking cheap to pay for a lawyer to officially intervene in the matter. So the Mets took their case to Twitter, instead.

batmagadanleadoff Jun 04 2019 08:36 AM Re: Patently Mets

The Mets plead with the US Patents Office to deny Tom Bradys "Tom Terrific" claim. But they're too fucking cheap to pay for a lawyer to officially intervene in the matter. So the Mets took their case to Twitter, instead. I know of at least one orange scumbag who'd love it if a person could simply tweet their way into a legal proceeding.

RealityChuck Jun 04 2019 10:02 AM Re: Patently Mets

Trademark office, not Patent Office. Not really much they can do. Seaver or the Mets never trademarked the term (and Seaver was probably called "The Franchise" more often), and the cartoon let the trademark lapse. It's up for grabs by anyone who wants to claim it.

Lefty Specialist Jun 04 2019 11:16 AM Re: Patently Mets

Maybe the Mets can trademark "Tom Brady is an Asshole."

Johnny Lunchbucket Jun 04 2019 11:30 AM Re: Patently Mets

Lefty Specialist wrote: Maybe the Mets can trademark "Tom Brady is an Asshole." yes

Edgy MD Jun 04 2019 12:47 PM Re: Patently Mets

See, that's why the forum needs a way to boost awesome posts with a shower of "likes" or "+1s" or "I endorse this message-s."

41Forever Jun 04 2019 02:53 PM Re: Patently Mets

[url]https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2019/06/not-terrific-tom-brady-causes-stir-trying-to-trademark-nickname.html Michigan media weighs in on this issue, and giving our hero his proper respect with a nice photo. Keep in mind, there's some love for Brady here from his days as the U of M quarterback.

nymr83 Jun 04 2019 08:58 PM Re: Patently Mets

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Lefty Specialist wrote: Maybe the Mets can trademark "Tom Brady is an Asshole." yes how is THAT not trademarked yet?

41Forever Jun 06 2019 02:20 PM Re: Patently Mets

[url]https://www.mlive.com/wolverines/2019/06/brady-says-trademark-claim-on-tom-terrific-was-just-to-end-nickname.html Tom Brady backpedaling on his terrificness.

Edgy MD Jun 06 2019 02:23 PM Re: Patently Mets

The trademark for "Tommy Two-Face" is still available.

batmagadanleadoff Jun 06 2019 03:26 PM Re: Patently Mets

If he doesnt want the TM, he should withdraw his claim. Or else just shut the fuck up about how he doesn't really want the TM as if the whole wide world is putting a gun to his head to force him to get that TM against his will. Because we're all stupid. Fucking cocksucker who wants it both ways. He wants the TM but suddenly wants everyone to believe that at the same time, he doesn't want it.