What are your top ten, defining Mets stories of the year? Feel free to pick from the list below or add stories I shamelessly left out.
For the purposes of the survey, "Mets Owners Still Suck" isn't really a story, but "Mets Owners Demonstrate New Way in Which They Suck" is. "Mets Continue to Snag Attractive Wives" isn't really a story, but Wilson Ramos' Wife Announcing That She's Expecting by Flashing Wilson a Sign While He Is Batting" is.
[list][*]Bodie's First Season and the Weird Precedent He Represents by His Very Nature [*]Bullpen Failure Epidemic [*]Céspedes Stepped in a Hole, Ends His Season That Hadn't Even Had a Chance to Begin [*]Defense is Pretty Terrible [*]Female PA Announcer Debuts, Life Doesn't End [*]Fired the Pitching Coach and Replaced Him with an Octogenarian [*]Frazier Still Has Some Value! Who Knew? Vargas too, Maybe [*]Hey, Smith Is Good After All [*]Jacob deGrom, Not as Great, but Still Damn Good, and as Starved for Support as Ever [*]Jason Vargas Threw a Shutout — That Totally Happened, and in Fact, He Heads into the Break Tied for the League Lead in Shutouts, with One [*]Jed Lowrie, the Met Who Wasn't [*]Jeff McNeil, Old-School Batting Average Title Contender [*]Keon Broxton ... Did That Even Happen? [*]Mets Celebrate 1969 Heroes [*]Mets Fuck up Celebration of 1969 Heroes by Confusing the Living with the Dead [*]Mets Honor Tom Seaver [*]Mickey Callaway Deathwatch [*]Mickey, Vargas Threaten Reporter [*]Organization Gives Up on Travis d'Arnaud and Kevin Plawecki [*]Pete Alonso, Home Run Derby Champion [*]Pete Alonso, Rookie Sensation [*]Rosario Has Yet to Show Any Real Defensive Value [*]Rotation Giving up Dingers Like They Were Bred for It [*]The Torpidity of Wilson Ramos [*]The Trade That Defined BVW's First Offseason is Providing No Dividends While Displaying Current Dividends and Promising Future Dividends Among the Guys Traded Away [*]Three Veteran Outfielders Called Up from the Minors Play the Hero in as Many Days [*]Tim Tebow May Be as Bad as All That, After All [*]Tom Seaver Is Suffering from Dementia [*]What's With the Fucking Ball? [*]Who the Fuck Broke Brandon Nimmo?[/list]
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