IGT 9/6/19 PHL @ NYM Let's Eat their Ass

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IGT 9/6/19 PHL @ NYM Let's Eat their Ass

Fman99
Sep 05 2019 09:38 PM

Eflin vs. Matz. I feel like the worm is about to turn, you guys.

Lefty Specialist
Sep 06 2019 06:49 AM
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Hm. Not that hungry. But these guys need to be put down once and for all.

seawolf17
Sep 06 2019 07:38 AM
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One at a time. Let's get these fuckers.

kcmets
Sep 06 2019 08:02 AM
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PHI (72‑67) Zach Eflin (RHP, 8-11, 4.33)

NYM (71‑68) Steven Matz (LHP, 9-8, 4.04)

Chad ochoseis
Sep 06 2019 01:18 PM
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Tonight's ass-eaters:

McNeil LF

Alonso 1B

Conforto RF

Ramos C

Canó 2B

Rosario SS

Nimmo CF

Frazier 3B

Matz LHP (9-8, 4.04)

batmagadanleadoff
Sep 06 2019 01:25 PM
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Chad ochoseis wrote:

Tonight's ass-eaters:

McNeil LF

Alonso 1B

Conforto RF

Ramos C

Canó 2B

Rosario SS

Nimmo CF

Frazier 3B

Matz LHP (9-8, 4.04)

Now there's a name for a Little League team. No copyrights on that name, I'd bet.

G-Fafif
Sep 06 2019 01:47 PM
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"CHEW 'EM UP!

SPIT 'EM OUT!

ASS EATERS! ASS EATERS!

RAH RAH RAH!"

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 02:27 PM
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batnimmoleadoff

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 03:46 PM
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Rain scheduled to begin on 10PM, that'll be approximately 2h 50m into the game.

For most of baseball's history, most games would be over by that point.

These days there's barely a 1-in-4 chance that a given game will be.

It would be nice to get this one in.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 05:58 PM
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If there's a replay review in this game, I'm assuming the 1st Base ump DJ Reyburn and Home Plate ump CB Bucknor will likely be on the headphones to Chelsea.

After all, both have had a ton of practice using microphones.

And I'll give myself another 20 minute ban for that one

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 06:00 PM
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A lot of playoff beards out there tonight.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 06:01 PM
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Fantastique double play.

Let's totally keep Rosario.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 06:04 PM
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Stepped away for a moment. What gives with Harper, now?

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 06:13 PM
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Matz came up and in on him, and gave him about as close a shave as you can give a guy without breaking his jaw. Harper somehow dodged it with his head, but got hit on the hand. Fortunately, the knob of the bat took about 60% of it and the meaty side of his hand seemed to take the rest.

Looked like it hurt and will swell up, but I don't think he broke anything. As he dodged the ball, his helmet flew off, and has his head jerked back, his mane of hair flew in one direction and then another, and my God, it was fabulous!

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 06:13 PM
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Todd Pratt, by the way — as the Mets score the first run — is a rather cherubic figure in retirement. Still looks like a big goofy kid.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 06:16 PM
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I'm all for running 3-2, but not with LaCock at the plate.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 06:26 PM
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Matz in cruise mode... but at 75 pitches through 4. Let's hope Mickey learns from the other time.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 06:27 PM
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Confortoboom

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 06:28 PM
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I was about to tell Conforto to bunt a double, but clubbing a 440-foot homer is good too.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 06:29 PM
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He hit that pretty hard

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 06:36 PM
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We're chowing down nicely on rump roast so far.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 06:38 PM
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Edgy MD wrote:

Looked like it hurt and will swell up, but I don't think he broke anything. As he dodged the ball, his helmet flew off, and has his head jerked back, his mane of hair flew in one direction and then another, and my God, it was fabulous!

Calgon, take him away.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 06:41 PM
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Fair ball my (uneaten) ass.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 06:42 PM
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Fielding Culbreath was sick of his calls getting overturned, so he decided to blow an unreviewable call.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:04 PM
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Farts. Should have planted that in the dirt.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 07:05 PM
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109 pitches (essentially what should be 7-1/3 IP) is far too many for not even getting through the 6th (5-2/3)

Although, in fairness to Matz, he got a bunch of shit hits against him. Even two of the three XBHs (both of Segura's doubles) were cheapies.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 07:05 PM
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Really can't be walking the leadoff guy with a 1-run lead

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:11 PM
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Brach with the bases loaded against a guy who can make contact with almost anything... I have nervous.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:12 PM
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Oh, thanks be.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 07:14 PM
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So right as GKR were talking about the need for NYM pitchers to go 7, and with 2-outs and no one on and on the verge of having a quick inning, Matz gives up two straight doubles and can't even finish the 6th.

And then as they added that there are really only two relievers out there whom Mickey can trust, the AB of the game (bags loaded/2-out) falls to Brad Brach and his 6.03 ERA (5.63 as a Met)

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 07:18 PM
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And Brach remarkably got the out he needed. Now someone else has to get the next 9 of them.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:20 PM
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I know they play for different teams, and throw with different hands, but I kind of have a Dermot Mulroney-Dylan McDermott/Bill Paxton-Bill Pullman thing happening in my brain for Wander Suero and Ranger Suarez.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 07:23 PM
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I think being ahead beats being tied.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:24 PM
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It really does.

Is it just me, or is it still just a little surprising how fast Realmuto gets out of the box?

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 07:27 PM
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Yeah, he's a quick guy. I noticed how fast he got down the line too.

Corey Dickerson and Jeff McNeil should start a club.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:29 PM
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Brach looks... frisky. If he gets right, with that cutter/change thing, he's a hell of a bullpen option-- a totally different look from everyone else; one part Bradford, two parts Turk-- down the stretch.

There's, like, two months left, right?

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 07:31 PM
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HOW ABOUT THAT STEAMY SERRVING OF BRACH-OLLI?!?!!? AMIRITEFELLAS???

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 07:31 PM
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That was a nice run by Brach (with a double thrown in)

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 07:32 PM
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Let There Be Brach.

(Why didn't he get the ball in that ninth-inning debacle the other night?)

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:47 PM
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Quickish, painterly eighth from Wilson.

Would that the creative juices would start flowing in the bottoms of these innings. It's been a few frames.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 07:50 PM
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Here we go. Leadoff walk...

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 07:51 PM
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And some red hot Sam Haggerty action!!

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:53 PM
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That Guillorme bunt was... something.

I'm thinking there are at least two Red Bulls involved in Blake Parker's warmup routine. He's vibrating like a '70s motel bed out there.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 07:53 PM
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The Los Angeles Times wrote:
A few winters ago, Parker's parents convinced him to undergo a hair-replacement operation. It did not work as intended, and it left him with a significant scar spanning the back of his head in the shape of a toothless smile. It's visible when he's not wearing a cap, and he takes it off each time he takes the mound, showing the scar as he faces second base and prays.

Parker prefers not to discuss the operation, but he understands why people ask. He doesn't let it flood his boat.

“Here's what I take away from that deal,” said his father, Richard. “I take the fact that he doesn't care about the scar; he doesn't care what happened. He keeps his hair short and he's not afraid to take off his hat. That's what I love about Blake. I'm telling you, I love the kid because he just doesn't worry about it.

“Every time he turns to second to say his prayer, that thing shines, and I see that big smile on the back of his head.”

What I take away, Dad, is that you convinced your son to get elective surgery, because he wasn't enough for you as he was, and now he's got a massive scar to show the world.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 07:53 PM
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This Parker guy hasn't thrown a strike yet!

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 07:56 PM
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Caught that weird ass scar.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 07:57 PM
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Let's uh, eat Neris's ass.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 07:59 PM
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Edgy MD wrote:

The Los Angeles Times wrote:
A few winters ago, Parker's parents convinced him to undergo a hair-replacement operation. It did not work as intended, and it left him with a significant scar spanning the back of his head in the shape of a toothless smile. It's visible when he's not wearing a cap, and he takes it off each time he takes the mound, showing the scar as he faces second base and prays.

Parker prefers not to discuss the operation, but he understands why people ask. He doesn't let it flood his boat.

“Here's what I take away from that deal,” said his father, Richard. “I take the fact that he doesn't care about the scar; he doesn't care what happened. He keeps his hair short and he's not afraid to take off his hat. That's what I love about Blake. I'm telling you, I love the kid because he just doesn't worry about it.

“Every time he turns to second to say his prayer, that thing shines, and I see that big smile on the back of his head.”

What I take away, Dad, is that you convinced your son to get elective surgery, because he wasn't enough for you as he was, and now he's got a massive scar to show the world.

B: "Dad, I'm not sure."

R: "Parker men are not thin-hair men, Blake."

B: "But Dad, I've prayed on it an--"

R: "I HAVE SAID MY PIECE."

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:01 PM
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Protest the game against this time-waster.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:01 PM
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Ass eaten

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:02 PM
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Awesome. I thought a good throw would get Haggerty there, but he was faster than I expected.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 08:02 PM
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Edgy MD wrote:

Protest the game against this time-waster.

Or, you know, just let our actions do the talking and end it with alacrity.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 08:02 PM
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Big hit for the Piss Missile!

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:03 PM
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That was a shallow throw from LF. Not many runners score from there.

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 08:04 PM
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Buffalo time.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:05 PM
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C'mon guys, we're still seven runs from Diaz-proofing this game.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:06 PM
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[YOUTUBE]HCBN7lyLT4w[/YOUTUBE]

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 08:07 PM
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Diaz to close.

We're gonna need a bigger rocks glass.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 08:07 PM
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Diaz on to close it out. Lord help us

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:08 PM
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OK, NOW it can rain!!

If fact, seeing as how Diaz is coming in, I wish it would.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:09 PM
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See now, let's go with Syndergaard or Stroman here. Every day is the post-season now.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:13 PM
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😬

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:14 PM
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Jesus h Christ on a stick

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:14 PM
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Increible.

41Forever
Sep 06 2019 08:15 PM
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Unbelievable.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 08:15 PM
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Of course that happened. The most predictable outcome out there.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:15 PM
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His slider is biting, he's got them chasing his fastball high, and he leaves a balloon over the plate.

41Forever
Sep 06 2019 08:17 PM
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I don't see how they can use him in a closing spot for a while. How many blown saves is this?

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:18 PM
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Everybody better find Armando Benitez and apologize to him.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 08:20 PM
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Mets "fans" behind the dugout yelling and screaming at Diaz as he walks off the field. That's some shit, too.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:20 PM
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=41Forever post_id=21163 time=1567822624 user_id=69]How many blown saves is this?

Almost all of them.

From Joel Sherman just earlier today:

The 2.29 HR/9 IP (prior to tonight's) are by far the most in Mets history for a reliever — Josh Smoker was at 1.60 in 2017.

Diaz had permitted [CROSSOUT]13 in 51 innings.[/CROSSOUT] 14 in 52 innings. In massive home run years from 1999-2002, Mariano Rivera surrendered 14 in 271 ¹/₃ innings.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:21 PM
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=41Forever post_id=21163 time=1567822624 user_id=69]
I don't see how they can use him in a closing spot for a while. How many blown saves is this?

Unfortunately, that's tomorrow's problem.

Today's is to retake the lead, and since they are the home team, there won't have to be another closing attempt.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:21 PM
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Somebody needs to be a hero here and none of this will matter.

41Forever
Sep 06 2019 08:22 PM
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Do you blame Diaz, or do you blame the guy who decides to keep running him out there in these situations? I don't know.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:23 PM
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We just need to score right here and try and forget. Hit a Homer, Rosey

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:23 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:

=41Forever post_id=21163 time=1567822624 user_id=69]How many blown saves is this?

Almost all of them.

From Joel Sherman just earlier today:

The 2.29 HR/9 IP (prior to tonight's) are by far the most in Mets history for a reliever — Josh Smoker was at 1.60 in 2017.

Diaz had permitted [CROSSOUT]13 in 51 innings.[/CROSSOUT] 14 in 52 innings. In massive home run years from 1999-2002, Mariano Rivera surrendered 14 in 271 ¹/₃ innings.

Dave Hillman 1962 gave up five homers in 15 2/3 innings. I'm guessing he didn't qualify.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:27 PM
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The hit-a-pop-up-to-Franco strategy is coming up short.

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:32 PM
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Edgy MD wrote:

Frayed Knot wrote:

=41Forever post_id=21163 time=1567822624 user_id=69]How many blown saves is this?

Almost all of them.

From Joel Sherman just earlier today:

The 2.29 HR/9 IP (prior to tonight's) are by far the most in Mets history for a reliever — Josh Smoker was at 1.60 in 2017.

Diaz had permitted [CROSSOUT]13 in 51 innings.[/CROSSOUT] 14 in 52 innings. In massive home run years from 1999-2002, Mariano Rivera surrendered 14 in 271 ¹/₃ innings.

Dave Hillman 1962 gave up five homers in 15 2/3 innings. I'm guessing he didn't qualify.

And even that ridiculous rate (2.87) is only slightly higher than Diaz right now (2.42)

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:34 PM
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Here we go for McNeil

kcmets
Sep 06 2019 08:34 PM
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J D !

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:35 PM
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No one else IN EITHER LEAGUE do I want up right here.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 08:35 PM
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Yeah let's put this thing to bed so I can put myself to bed. And my thing.

Centerfield
Sep 06 2019 08:35 PM
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Don't underestimate the bunt here for McNeil.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 08:35 PM
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If they shift on you, end it with a squeeze.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:39 PM
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Was about to say watch for the WP, and here's a HBP

41Forever
Sep 06 2019 08:39 PM
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Pete, we like homers but a walk is ok here, too!

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:40 PM
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Oh I wanna see a de-shirtsing here

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 08:41 PM
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Johnny Lunchbucket wrote:

Oh I wanna see a de-shirtsing here

Hell, could get some ball-peen with that, if you're lucky.

Full count.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:42 PM
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Win

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 08:42 PM
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Oh, thanks be for other people's worse bullpens.

41Forever
Sep 06 2019 08:42 PM
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Yes!!!!!!!

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 06 2019 08:43 PM
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Tits

Frayed Knot
Sep 06 2019 08:43 PM
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And we could have told you Vincent, this game was never meant for anything as wild as you.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 08:43 PM
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The walking walk off!

LWFS
Sep 06 2019 08:44 PM
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Are we doing 'New York Groove" again after wins? Sweet.

41Forever
Sep 06 2019 08:44 PM
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Diaz actually gets a vulture win out of this!

batmagadanleadoff
Sep 06 2019 08:46 PM
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My big bottom of the ninth worry was that Alonso would hit a grand slam and Todd Pratt, in the house, would run onto the field and mug Alonso at second base, depriving him of a statistical home run.

Fman99
Sep 06 2019 08:46 PM
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We totally scarfed that ass down. SO GOOD.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 09:03 PM
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Did Alonso tear his own shirt off?

I'm not sure whether to whistle that, but hopefully Blake Parker's folks saw that thinning-haired men are beautiful too.

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 09:05 PM
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=41Forever post_id=21192 time=1567824266 user_id=69]
Diaz actually gets a vulture win out of this!

I'm Phil Regan, and I approve of this message.

G-Fafif
Sep 06 2019 09:10 PM
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Phillie ass. Yum?

Edgy MD
Sep 06 2019 09:20 PM
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https://www.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2014/07/USATSI_phillie-phanatic-Howard-Smith-USA-TODAY-Sports-940x540.jpg>

Frayed Knot
Sep 07 2019 02:43 PM
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Was wondering earlier today how many of my neighbors heard my cry of 'YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!' via my wide open windows at approximately 10:15 last night, a phrase

uttered prior to Realmuto's ball even landing.