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Why These Schemes Won’t Work

G-Fafif
Apr 10 2020 03:00 PM

https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/04/10/sports-arent-coming-back-soon


O.K., but what about empty stadiums?



“The idea of a quarantined sports league that can still go on sounds really good in theory,” says Binney. “But it's a lot harder to pull off in practice than most people appreciate.”



Conversations with experts painted a picture of what exactly it would take to make these sports vacuums a reality. Before any of this can begin, every person who would have access to the facilities will need to be isolated separately for two weeks to ensure that no infection could enter. That's players and coaches, athletic trainers and interpreters, reporters and broadcasters, plus housekeeping and security personnel. No one can come in or out. Food will have to be delivered. Hotel and stadium employees will have to be paid enough to compensate for their time away from their families. Everyone onsite will have to be tested multiple times during this initial period.



That brings us to the question of testing. At the moment, screening is scarce enough that many healthcare facilities cannot even clear their employees. Asymptomatic professional athletes are not high on anyone's priority list. But here Carl Bergstrom, an infectious diseases expert at the University of Washington, offers some hope. Testing is not technologically difficult, he says. There are supply chain issues—we will eventually run out of the long Q-tips required for the nasopharyngeal swab, for example—and questions of bureaucracy, but he is cautiously optimistic that we might have ubiquitous COVID-19 testing by the end of May.



All right, so the 14-day period is over and everyone has tested negative at least twice. Now they are allowed to begin spending time around one another—but not too much time. If one person gets it, he or she will begin spreading it immediately, so everyone will have to continue practicing social distancing. That probably means using a new ball for each play. It probably means seating players in stands rather than on benches or in dugouts. It certainly means banning high-fives.



All personnel must continue to be tested daily. We will be unlikely to have enough rapid testing by then, so they will probably have to settle for the tests that take several hours to produce results. That means the testing will probably run a day behind.



Any major sporting event hires ambulances, stocked with EMTs, to idle outside in case of injury. If a player needs treatment by outside medical personnel, even just for a sprained ankle, he or she has left the secure area and will need to isolate for 14 days before returning to it. And, of course, medical resources need to be abundant enough that society can afford to have ambulances and EMTs on call for games, plus doctors and nurses—clad in currently-scarce protective equipment—who can tend to sports injuries.



Minor leagues cannot afford to play to empty stadiums, so you also need a taxi squad of players practicing in isolation in case someone gets hurt. And because players recognize that a championship won under these circumstances will be seen as tainted, expect them to be less likely to play through injury.



After each game, everyone will need to be transported back to the hotel. If the NBA plays in Las Vegas, as has been proposed, the personnel might be able to walk from the court to their rooms. If MLB plays at spring training sites in Arizona, as it is considering, the league will have to hire bus drivers—who will, of course, also have to be isolated. And then once they are back in their rooms, every person involved will have to follow rules. You can't take your kids to the park. You can't run to the grocery store. You can't invite your Bumble match up to your room. These are humans, so the leagues would surely require insurance: That means security personnel (another group that would need to isolate) or invasive cell phone tracking (good luck getting that by the players' union). If your wife gives birth or your father dies of cancer and you want to be there, that's another 14-day reentry period.



And ethically, Bergstrom says, “you need informed consent.” That means everyone has to opt in and no one's paycheck can hang in the balance.



Fine. So no one touches anyone else or goes anywhere. Experts agree that if everything goes perfectly, the leagues could theoretically pull this off.

Benjamin Grimm
Apr 10 2020 03:23 PM
Re: Why These Schemes Won’t Work

I like how things that are supposed to work are called "plans" and those that won't are called "schemes".



I think the idea of restarting baseball is predicated on the assumption that by mid-May or early June the spread of the disease will be in serious decline and it will be safer for small groups to assemble. And that testing will be more readily available, including antibody testing.



But who knows? All I know is that I hope they find a scheme that works.

Edgy MD
Apr 10 2020 03:24 PM
Re: Why These Schemes Won’t Work

I can't invite my Bumble match up to my room?

G-Fafif
Apr 10 2020 04:05 PM
Re: Why These Schemes Won’t Work

Benjamin Grimm wrote:

I hope they find a scheme that works.


Sounds like a plan!

Theoldmole
Apr 10 2020 04:42 PM
Re: Why These Schemes Won’t Work

Or a scheme.

G-Fafif
Jun 15 2020 06:22 PM
Re: Why These Schemes Won’t Work

https://twitter.com/jonlemire/status/1272674693443719168?s=21