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Melk It For All It’s Worth

G-Fafif Jun 29 2020 11:10 AM

Mets take a flier on Melky Cabrera.

Edgy MD Jun 29 2020 11:21 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

Whoah ... not even a CAA client.

Ceetar Jun 29 2020 11:42 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

Melky seems more promising than Strickland, though not much. Needs to be more patient, but last year didn't even hit for power in a juiced ball year.

Johnny Lunchbucket Jun 29 2020 11:49 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

He's fat and like 35 or 36

Ceetar Jun 29 2020 11:54 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: He's fat and like 35 or 36 38. oh, you meant Melky? age 35 season.

Johnny Lunchbucket Jun 29 2020 11:58 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

lol

MFS62 Jun 29 2020 12:19 PM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

The Melk Man delivers (ducking) Later

smg58 Jun 30 2020 07:07 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

=MFS62 post_id=39531 time=1593454745 user_id=60] The Melk Man delivers (ducking) Later

Hopefully we'll get to say that a lot.



He's not the worst guy to have on the bench.

Lefty Specialist Jun 30 2020 07:15 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

Meh-lky

Edgy MD Jun 30 2020 10:45 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

Isn't Yasiel Puig still floating around out there somewhere? I just imagine a conversation, like: >>> "Did you know that Melky Cabrera is still out there?" >>> >>> "Maybe, but ... he's old and fat and kind of an asshole." >>> "Yeah, but it's not an asshole like Yasiel Puig is an asshole." >>> >>> "True dat." >>> "But can we sell it that way?" >>> >>> "That we signed him because he's not as big an asshole as Puig." >>> "Yeah." >>> >>> "I'll get to work on it."

Ceetar Jun 30 2020 10:55 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

if that was a private conversation I imagine it wouldn't be as coded.

Edgy MD Jun 30 2020 11:04 AM Re: Melk It For All It’s Worth

Gosh and golly.