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A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Edgy MD Aug 19 2020 09:23 PM

A few weeks ago, my friend Martin found himself on the sofa watchign Duel, a made-for-TV chase movie from 1971. It also happens to be the first professional film by Steven Spielberg, but that's not what he chose to emphasize when his wife walked into the room, telling her, "You should watch this with me — it's a Dennis Weaver movie!" Her response was "Wow, those words have never been uttered by a human being in history." And then, in tonight's IGT, came this exchange. Frayed Knot wrote: Wow Pablo Cruise was great Now there's a sentence I never expected to read. [FIMG=300]http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/411/MI0001411879.jpg?partner=allrovi.com[/FIMG] So that's your challenge. Give us a sentence that nobody has ever said, or alternatively, written. Ideally, both.

whippoorwill Aug 20 2020 06:17 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Lol I started something did I?

Benjamin Grimm Aug 20 2020 06:39 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

I often find myself typing unique sentences. It's actually probably pretty common. We probably just notice the extreme outliers. But here's one for you: "Have a nice day!"

MFS62 Aug 20 2020 06:49 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Steven Segal is a good actor. Later

Fman99 Aug 20 2020 08:33 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

I feel like George Carlin had a bit about this and the sentence he used was: "I'm thinking about having my testicles laminated."

kcmets Aug 20 2020 11:23 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

"This pandemic thing gets more fun by the minute."

Edgy MD Aug 20 2020 08:48 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

"Barber, give me a Larry Fine."

Edgy MD Aug 20 2020 09:47 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

"My dream was the same as every other kid in my town — to meet Billy Ripken. Talk about a bucket lister."

Lefty Specialist Aug 21 2020 08:14 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

"What this really needs is more kale."

Frayed Knot Aug 21 2020 12:47 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

"Boy that Kanye West guy really seems to have his shit together"

Benjamin Grimm Aug 21 2020 01:41 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

This is a sentence I actually just typed, with actual context: Someone dressed their cat as a shark, put it on a Roomba, and had it chase a duckling? The number of potential unique sentences is virtually limitless.

MFS62 Aug 22 2020 05:40 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Yes, Honey. That dress does make you look fat. Later

Lefty Specialist Aug 24 2020 09:57 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

"Boy, I haven't heard from that Trump fellow in quite a while."

Lefty Specialist Aug 24 2020 05:30 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Well, it's a sentence never uttered before TODAY.... "Jerry Falwell Jr's wife for years had sex with the twentysomething pool boy while Jerry sat in the corner watching."

MFS62 Aug 24 2020 05:43 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Lefty Specialist wrote: Well, it's a sentence never uttered before TODAY.... "Jerry Falwell Jr's wife for years had sex with the twentysomething pool boy while Jerry sat in the corner watching." And now, a lot of people are saying it. Later

LWFS Aug 24 2020 10:11 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Lefty Specialist wrote: Well, it's a sentence never uttered before TODAY.... "Jerry Falwell Jr's wife for years had sex with the twentysomething pool boy while Jerry sat in the corner watching." And now, a lot of people are saying it. Later I mean, just because YOU'VE never heard it said doesn't mean that it's never been uttered in countless hallways, say, at Liberty.

Fman99 Aug 25 2020 06:34 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

I'm available for cuck work, if any of you all feel some compulsive need to watch a handsome Jewish man doink your wife by the pool.

whippoorwill Aug 25 2020 06:54 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Lefty Specialist wrote: Well, it's a sentence never uttered before TODAY.... "Jerry Falwell Jr's wife for years had sex with the twentysomething pool boy while Jerry sat in the corner watching." And now, a lot of people are saying it. Later My pool boy's name is Rico

MFS62 Aug 25 2020 10:00 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Lefty Specialist wrote: "Jerry Falwell Jr's wife for years had sex with the twentysomething pool boy while Jerry sat in the corner watching." (channeling Fmann) When asked why her husband only watched, she replied,"No big thing". Later

Lefty Specialist Aug 25 2020 12:24 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Shamelessly stolen from another board: Let he who has not watched while the pool boy banged his wife cast the first stone.

whippoorwill Aug 26 2020 08:48 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Edgy MD wrote: A few weeks ago, my friend Martin found himself on the sofa watchign Duel, a made-for-TV chase movie from 1971. It also happens to be the first professional film by Steven Spielberg, but that's not what he chose to emphasize when his wife walked into the room, telling her, "You should watch this with me — it's a Dennis Weaver movie!" Her response was "Wow, those words have never been uttered by a human being in history." And then, in tonight's IGT, came this exchange. Frayed Knot wrote: Wow Pablo Cruise was great Now there's a sentence I never expected to read. [FIMG=300]http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/411/MI0001411879.jpg?partner=allrovi.com[/FIMG] So that's your challenge. Give us a sentence that nobody has ever said, or alternatively, written. Ideally, both. I heard Whatcha Gonna Do at the grocery store today

Edgy MD Aug 26 2020 09:03 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Did any other shoppers turn to you and say, "Wow! Pablo Cruse was great!"? 'Cuz that would be awesome.

whippoorwill Aug 26 2020 10:32 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Hahaha! No I was checking myself out at the time and nobody was near. I'll bet they were all thinking it though!

Frayed Knot Aug 26 2020 12:35 PM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

The only thing I find surprising in the revelation that J. Falwell Jr's wife's name is spelled Becki is that she doesn't spell it with two i's

Edgy MD Aug 27 2020 09:01 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

"Man, Zeppo is really stealing this whole film."

MFS62 Sep 08 2020 08:28 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

We brought a candy corn filled gnome to my daughter's house yesterday, and she said, "Oh good. We were lacking in gnomes". Later

whippoorwill Sep 08 2020 08:35 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Argh!

MFS62 Sep 08 2020 08:41 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

=whippoorwill post_id=46039 time=1599575732 user_id=79]Argh!

Are you anti-gnome? Anti-candy corn? Both?



Later

whippoorwill Sep 08 2020 08:51 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

Both. That would literally be a ‘gag' gift for me!

MFS62 Sep 08 2020 09:18 AM Re: A Sentence Never Before Uttered

=whippoorwill post_id=46041 time=1599576671 user_id=79] Both. That would literally be a ‘gag' gift for me!

LOL!

Later