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Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Edgy MD
Sep 07 2020 08:32 PM

One is high-aptitude but reckless, the other is more restrained but sees more steps ahead. Each radiates his own brand of sexiness, distinct from the other. That sexiness is containable on its own, but together, they are fire and dynamite.



Rank these high-octane action duos:



Apollo and Starbuck

[FIMG=300]https://cdnmetv.metv.com/Pj8Mi-1487788951-7868-list_items-battlestar_apollostarbuck.jpg[/FIMG]



Bo and Luke

[FIMG=300]https://townsquare.media/site/442/files/2015/07/510086-g-ent-120830-dukes-of-hazard-01d.jpg?w=980&q=75[/FIMG]



Crockett and Tubbs

[FIMG=300]https://whatilikeissounds.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/crockett-and-tubbs.jpg?w=400[/FIMG]



DeSoto and Gage

[FIMG=300]https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Kevin-Tighe-Randy-Mantooth-Emergency-TV-show.jpg[/FIMG]



Gil and Rowdy

[FIMG=300]https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/181/181319.gif[/FIMG]



Kirk and Spock

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Malloy and Reed

[FIMG=300]https://www.mediavillage.com/media/articles/Adam_12_3.jpg.1440x1000_q85_box-0%2C24%2C448%2C336_crop_detail.jpg[/FIMG]



Ponch and Jon

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Starsky and Hutch

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whippoorwill
Sep 08 2020 06:24 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

I vote for Hall and Oates

Edgy MD
Sep 08 2020 07:14 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Nice.

Fman99
Sep 08 2020 07:16 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

I give preference to those I'm more familiar with (from those above, the Dukes, the CHIPS guys, Miami Vice, and Starsky and Hutch), but personally I feel like Kirk & Spock did it best.

MFS62
Sep 08 2020 07:27 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Kirk and Spock could be the textbook definitions of "One is high-aptitude but reckless, the other is more restrained but sees more steps ahead".

But Hall and Oates gave me a smile and is not far from the best.

Later

Johnny Lunchbucket
Sep 08 2020 07:47 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Kirk/Spock probably on another level from all the rest.



Formulaically, you can't really beat Ponch and Jon: They had the SoCal diversity angle down, tight disco era clothes and devotedly followed the reckless/cautious buddy rules.



DeSoto and Gage were of an earlier, whiter, era. Today they would totally play up Mantooth's Native American heritage, or make him brown. Same with the other 60s-era duos.



Duke Boys not distinguished enough from one another. They attacked diversity in hair color.

Edgy MD
Sep 08 2020 09:48 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Yeah, Luke was supposed to be older and out of the Marines, but any notion that he was distinctly responsible in contrast to Bo's recklessness would have taken a real close study.

Edgy MD
Sep 08 2020 10:07 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair


I vote for Hall and Oates


My first thought was, "Hey, slow down! They're not action heroes!"



But my firsts thought was wrong.



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metsmarathon
Sep 08 2020 10:29 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

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whippoorwill
Sep 08 2020 10:34 AM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Edgy MD wrote:


I vote for Hall and Oates


My first thought was, "Hey, slow down! They're not action heroes!"



But my firsts thought was wrong.



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Oh yeah

Centerfield
Sep 08 2020 12:29 PM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

I've always felt like it was two dudes and their ride.



Starsky and Hutch had the Gran Torino. The Dukes had the General Lee. Kirk and Spock had the Enterprise, Han and Chewy had the Falcon.



The vehicle is, often, just as famous as the dudes. Which is why Knight Rider really was groundbreaking.



https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/12/01/001D221800000258-2855833-Iconic_David_Hasselhoff_starred_as_Michael_Knight_in_Knight_Ride-19_1417436209394.jpg>



"Wait, here me out. It's two dudes and a car, but in this case, one of the dudes is the car. Amirite? Yes?"

MFS62
Sep 08 2020 12:47 PM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair


"Wait, here me out. It's two dudes and a car, but in this case, one of the dudes is the car. Amirite? Yes?"


Kinky.

Later

Edgy MD
Sep 08 2020 03:21 PM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Edgy MD wrote:
Malloy and Reed

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Fun Fact: Both these guys were part of other high-action, prime-time dark/fair pairings.



Before Adam-12, Martin Milner starred in Route 66, and though the series was popular enough — lasted four years, and had an iconic Nelson Riddle theme — distinct from the rhythm-and-blues standard written by Bobby Troupe, who would later round out the cast of Emergency! (circles within circles!) — Milner had two different ruddier companions over the course of the show, neither of whom really measured up in stature. But as centerfield would point out, it had a sweet ride, and seemingly everybody who would star in anything over the next 20 years guest-starred on The Route.



Meanwhile Battlestar Gallactica was a huge hit in its debut season, but was way too expensive, so the whole thing was re-tooled, with only Lorne Greene returning. It was set a generation later (Greene didn't look any older), with a new pair of action leads in Kent McCord and Barry Van Dyke, tooling around California on space-age motorcycles. I didn't initially include them because they (Dillon and Troy) were basically Apollo and Starbuck crossed with Ponch and Jon, and the show kind of bombed, but those of you working hard on your rankings might want to have them to round out your fields.



Tod and Buzz

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Tod and Lincoln

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Dillon and Troy

[fimg=300]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/c0/01/c0c001dbb353b9497e54777a0c3d4dcc.png[/fimg]



And while we're going back ...



Lone Ranger I and Tonto

[fimg=300]https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01835/tonto_1835350b.jpg[/fimg]



Lone Ranger II and Tonto

[fimg=300]https://www.historyforsale.com/productimages/jpeg/298072.jpg[/fimg]



Batman and Robin don't quite qualify, despite the sweetest ride in the history of rides, because the hero-with-a-teen-sidekick dynamic is something else, and they both kind of hover between dark and fair, lacking the necessary pigmentary contrast. Green Hornet and Kato kind of fall outside the box too, I think.

Lefty Specialist
Sep 08 2020 05:30 PM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Well speaking of light and dark, there's Cosby and Culp. Bill is probably holding a tranquilizer dart gun ready to make another conquest.



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Edgy MD
Sep 08 2020 08:13 PM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

Good one. I approve.

Edgy MD
Sep 10 2020 12:52 PM
Re: Two Dudes, One Dark and One Fair

I tried to stay away from non-TV media, but the original Hardy Boys, as written and illustrated, kind of fit within this archetype. The TV version less so, but kinda.



https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/The_Tower_Treasure_%28Hardy_Boys_no._1%2C_revised_edition_-_front_cover%29.jpg/220px-The_Tower_Treasure_%28Hardy_Boys_no._1%2C_revised_edition_-_front_cover%29.jpg>



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