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Zack wheeler is a pussy

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 05:03 PM

I'm sorry But the more I think about this, the angrier I get He can't pitch because he hurt himself on his PANTS. Its 2020 and there's an effing pandemic and you takeoff a start for this? I hate you I'm glad as you're not a Met. I wish you weren't a pro athlete I really wish you didn't represent a Pennsylvania team I'd hate to be your mom, wussy

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 05:04 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

Put on a damn bandaid and suck it up jerk

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 05:04 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 11 2020 06:13 PM

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Lefty Specialist Sep 11 2020 05:42 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

That's the problem with being a sharp-dressed man.

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 05:58 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

My grocery store has Barbie bandaids. He could use them

Edgy MD Sep 11 2020 06:35 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

He probably has a bonus based on how well he does in the Cy Young race. Missing one start in 2020 could cost him a lot.

Fman99 Sep 11 2020 06:54 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

Wow, Coobs breaking out the whooping stick. You go girl

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 07:01 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

I just don't get it! What kind of ‘man' would admit to this?' Go out, throw a pitch then pretend you hurt yourself on a return throw. He's not even smart enough to cover his butt ‘I hurt myself on my pants'. Good god.

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 07:03 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

Lefty Specialist wrote: That's the problem with being a sharp-dressed man. Btw . Lolol!

Chad ochoseis Sep 11 2020 07:05 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

=whippoorwill post_id=46367 time=1599872511 user_id=79] He's not even smart enough to cover his butt

In fact, covering his butt is how he hurt himself.

kcmets Sep 11 2020 07:07 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

Even Matt Harvey never called in sick with a hurt-by-pants story.

Fman99 Sep 11 2020 07:10 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

I just don't get it! What kind of ‘man' would admit to this?' Go out, throw a pitch then pretend you hurt yourself on a return throw. He's not even smart enough to cover his butt ‘I hurt myself on my pants'. Good god. The truth always comes out. Jeff Kent "washing his truck," etc.

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 07:12 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

It's just insane! :D

whippoorwill Sep 11 2020 07:14 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

=Fman99 post_id=46366 time=1599872046 user_id=86] Wow, Coobs breaking out the whooping stick. You go girl

My daughters a teacher and she has what we refer to as a ‘Holler Walk' when she's on playground duty

nymr83 Sep 11 2020 07:44 PM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

I just don't get it! What kind of ‘man' would admit to this?' Go out, throw a pitch then pretend you hurt yourself on a return throw. He's not even smart enough to cover his butt ‘I hurt myself on my pants'. Good god. The truth always comes out. Jeff Kent "washing his truck," etc. Exactly what I thought.

Frayed Knot Oct 24 2020 05:25 AM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

In a phrase that you wouldn't think you'd hear during a baseball off-season: "Zack Wheeler underwent a 'right middle fingernail resection procedure' last week [and is] expected to be ready to go in time for spring training." https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/mlb/phillies-zack-wheeler-had-fingernail-resection-procedure/ar-BB1agr2j

whippoorwill Oct 24 2020 07:24 AM Re: Zack wheeler is a pussy

I'm thinking that pants zipper must have been the razor studded variety