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Meet the Ice Age Mets

Johnny Lunchbucket Dec 11 2020 11:47 AM

C: Paul SnowDuca 1B: Sled Kraneplow 2B: Escarvo Icefonzo 3B: Todd Freezer SS: Rey Coldornez LF: George Froster CF: Carlos Blizztran RF: Bobby Bochilla SP: Flurry Koosman Froze Lima Pete Falcocoa Octavio Coatel Fridge Fernadez RP: John Francold Chilly Wagner Ski Capwood Darren Sno'Day Heat Bill Inspiration: https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/18921747.scotlands-gritters-winter-hilarious-names/

kcmets Dec 11 2020 11:57 AM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

Mgr Chill Plodges

MFS62 Dec 11 2020 12:10 PM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

Had a lot of spare time, eh? Well done. I'm not gonna' give you a cold shoulder. Later

G-Fafif Dec 11 2020 12:39 PM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

Filling out the roster with Sleet Schourek, Wally Whitechristmas, Lee Machiily, Michael Comforter and Igloo Klimchock. All cheered on silently by mascot Mr. Mitten.

MFS62 Dec 11 2020 12:52 PM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

OK, I'll play. The catchers are Chill Chill Coleman and Yogi Brrra(who also managed). Later

Benjamin Grimm Dec 11 2020 02:51 PM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

How about Danny Napolarbear?

Edgy MD Dec 11 2020 03:56 PM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

The Juan Nieve/Henry Blanco battery is wondering what the fuck they've got to do to get some respect.

Lefty Specialist Dec 12 2020 01:49 PM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

Mike Pliocene.

Edgy MD Dec 12 2020 03:13 PM Re: Meet the Ice Age Mets

Chip Hailstone and Chilly Davis round out the coaching staff nicely, for interim manager Art Plowe. Kevin Kaczmarskimask and Michael Comforter are trying to crack into that icy outfield. Also, save a few innings for Chan-Ho Parka.