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Ross Grimsley

Edgy MD
Jan 06 2021 09:56 AM

Did history ever give us a pornier ballplayer?



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The fact that he was a rare lefty sidearmer (practically a submariner) only made him ... freakier.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jan 06 2021 10:13 AM
Re: Ross Grimsley

Don "Full Pack" Stanhouse maybe



https://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/bs-sp-daffy-dozen-don-stanhouse-0724-20150723-story.html

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 06 2021 11:27 AM
Re: Ross Grimsley

This is weird because when I first saw this thread title but before I clicked in to take a look, the first thing that came to my mind was Grimsley's 1978 Sporting News cover, which was the first image in Edgy's opening post.



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A Boy Named Seo
Jan 06 2021 11:39 AM
Re: Ross Grimsley

You know Dick Pole from Dick Pole Plumbing will show up in the third act to "unclog those stubborn pipes".



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batmagadanleadoff
Jan 06 2021 11:43 AM
Re: Ross Grimsley

A Boy Named Seo wrote:

You know Dick Pole from Dick Pole Plumbing will show up in the third act to "unclog those stubborn pipes".



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I see your Pole and raise you.

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A Boy Named Seo
Jan 06 2021 12:08 PM
Re: Ross Grimsley

Pete LaCock does look like the handsome, little-known 4th Brady Bunch brother who had to break out of the family life and the burbs and ended up in the San Fernando Valley shooting porn in the back of really sweet vans.

batmagadanleadoff
Jan 06 2021 12:14 PM
Re: Ross Grimsley

A Boy Named Seo wrote:

Pete LaCock does look like the handsome, little-known 4th Brady Bunch brother who had to break out of the family life and the burbs and ended up in the San Fernando Valley shooting porn in the back of really sweet vans.


Pete LaCock was raised in Hollywood affluence. Pete's father was Ralph Pierre LaCock, better known by his stage name, Peter Marshall, the longtime host of Hollywood Squares and with over 50 stage, movie and TV credits to his name.



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A Boy Named Seo
Jan 06 2021 01:29 PM
Re: Ross Grimsley

Holy shit, that's true! Pete LaCock is actually from the goddamn San Fernando Valley!

MFS62
Jan 06 2021 01:47 PM
Re: Ross Grimsley

A Boy Named Seo wrote:

Pete LaCock does look like the handsome, little-known 4th Brady Bunch brother who had to break out of the family life and the burbs and ended up in the San Fernando Valley shooting porn in the back of really sweet vans.

[CROSSOUT]Hey! Don't laugh. He shot some really good mov ...[/CROSSOUT] Yes he does.

Later

Fman99
Jan 06 2021 06:15 PM
Re: Ross Grimsley

Pete LaCock should be Pete Alonso's nickname. I mean, if he weren't already the Piss Missile.

Edgy MD
Jan 06 2021 08:38 PM
Re: Ross Grimsley

Get with the program. You're about twenty months behind.