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Next? Zack Scott?

Benjamin Grimm Jan 19 2021 07:03 AM

Who is the NY Mets' assistant GM? Here are 3 things to know about Zack Scott Scott, 43, worked for the Red Sox for the last 17 years (one of Porter's former employ, including as an assistant general manager for the past two). In that role, he oversaw Boston's analytics, baseball systems and advance and professional scouting departments. “I've known Zack for over 15 years, and worked with him daily for 10 of those years. He's a strong leader who is a very creative and dynamic thinker,” Porter said in a release at the time of the hiring. “Zack is well rounded in all areas of baseball operations, and will promote synergy and collaboration among all of our departments with an emphasis on research and development.”

seawolf17 Jan 19 2021 07:22 AM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

"And as far as we know, has never sent a photo of his penis to anyone. At least we fucking hope not."

Centerfield Jan 20 2021 08:13 AM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

"And as far as we know, has never sent a photo of his penis to anyone. At least we fucking hope not." “Or anyone else's penis.”

Edgy MD Jan 20 2021 11:37 AM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

"Well, Mr. MD, we've interviewed several fine candidates. But we've all come to agree that one stands head and shoulders above the rest. 　　We'd love you to be the 15th general manager in Mets history." 　　　　"Mr. Alderson, I'm honored." 　　"We've sent a copy of our terms to your agent KC. I think you'll find the offer to be generous. Why don't the two of you look it over? 　　We just need to cross some T's on our background check." 　　　　"Cross some T's?" 　　"Just pro-forma stuff. It shouldn't be a problem. I mean, you haven't been sending pictures of your cock to anybody, have you?" 　　　　"JESUS, God, no! You CERTAINLY won't have anything to worry about there. Hah!" 　　"Yeah, I know, but it's a strange world out there these days. People sending photos of their dicks ... people sending photos of somebody 　　else's dick ... ." 　　　　"Ummm ... "

Benjamin Grimm Jan 20 2021 11:50 AM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

I think I might have sent photos of Dick Tidrow. Does that count?

MFS62 Jan 20 2021 11:59 AM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I think I might have sent photos of Dick Tidrow. Does that count? Only if he was wearing his porn 'stache. Later

Centerfield Jan 20 2021 03:35 PM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

Edgy MD wrote: 　　"Well, Mr. MD, we've interviewed several fine candidates. But we've all come to agree that one stands head and shoulders above the rest. 　　We'd love you to be the 15th general manager in Mets history." 　　　　"Mr. Alderson, I'm honored." 　　"We've sent a copy of our terms to your agent KC. I think you'll find the offer to be generous. Why don't the two of you look it over? 　　We just need to cross some T's on our background check." 　　　　"Cross some T's?" 　　"Just pro-forma stuff. It shouldn't be a problem. I mean, you haven't been sending pictures of your cock to anybody, have you?" 　　　　"JESUS, God, no! You CERTAINLY won't have anything to worry about there. Hah!" 　　"Yeah, I know, but it's a strange world out there these days. People sending photos of their dicks ... people sending photos of somebody 　　else's dick ... ." 　　　　"Ummm ... " Brilliant. I know it's not a funny matter. But what is the thinking behind sending a picture of someone else's penis to woo a woman?

Benjamin Grimm Jan 20 2021 04:03 PM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

That was apparently his final text to her. It might have been sent as a hostile act instead of as "courtship"

Edgy MD Jan 20 2021 07:30 PM Re: Next? Zack Scott?

I only have a partial understanding, but the world is changed, and a lot of folks have grown well into adulthood the last 20 years (and more) without any remote notion what courtship looks like.