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Perhaps we should squawk, er, about Taijuan Walker?

LWFS Feb 06 2021 11:49 AM

All this discussion over what-next rotation options? Why not this handsome gent/onetime top-prospect/interesting-uniform-number-wearer? https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/WY9yVM168x5ENYs3fKDEp9FQUAA=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/22234585/1277404859.jpg> https://sportshub.cbsistatic.com/i/r/2020/08/27/9dcb9f2f-723b-41bc-9b05-a5375f8f34e1/thumbnail/1200x675/f0a7c90ae08ff5d1dcf7e99e731182a7/usatsi-147339121.jpg> Early injury issues, yes, and he graduated from Tommy John University (Class of 2018), sure, but he did provide three years of 25-plus starts before that. And, as he seems to be following deGrommy postgraduate track (fastball velo/control on the uptick, slider gaining bite), why not let him study from the professor in person? That bounceback 2020-- 2.70 ERA (4.56 FIP, bleggh) over 11 starts, with a 1.37 ERA over 6 AL East starts-- is a pretty nice capper on his application. Also, he's into analytics/Driveline-based motion refinement! And unlike some guys of that bent, who offer naught but Twitter fuckboi nuggets and t-shirts embossed with their "personal brand," our man Taijuan gives out free homemade tacos. FROM A RENTED TRUCK.

Benjamin Grimm Feb 06 2021 11:53 AM Re: Perhaps we should squawk, er, about Taijuan Walker?

My biggest concern is about how Gary Cohen would pronounce his first name.

LWFS Feb 06 2021 11:54 AM Re: Perhaps we should squawk, er, about Taijuan Walker?

It's "TIE-wan," like "Here comes Diaz to close things out in the ninth-- time to Taijuan on." Plus, he's just 28. (29 in August.) PLUS plus, for the connoisseurs among us: check out that ass! That's, like, a Recker-class buttleship there.

MFS62 Feb 06 2021 12:03 PM Re: Perhaps we should squawk, er, about Taijuan Walker?

PLUS plus, for the connoisseurs among us: check out that ass! That's, like, a Recker-class buttleship there. So, you would pronounce his first name "Tush-ONE"? Later

Edgy MD Feb 06 2021 12:21 PM Re: Perhaps we should squawk, er, about Taijuan Walker?

There's certainly still some interesting talent out there. If they're diving back into the market, I think he's my pick.

Frayed Knot Feb 07 2021 08:13 AM Re: Perhaps we should squawk, er, about Taijuan Walker?

Benjamin Grimm wrote: My biggest concern is about how Gary Cohen would pronounce his first name. As 'The Ballplayer formerly known as Formosa'