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Your least-objectionable Jared

Jared Porter [Mets GM for a month]

11 votes

Jared Kushner [Trump son-in-law]

5 votes

Jared Fogle [Jared from Subway]

1 votes

nymr83 Jan 19 2021 09:49 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jan 19 2021 04:10 PM

With apologies to Edgy and Fman, who I blatantly stole this from, we need a poll! You walk into a bar. You need a drink. There are three empty stools and it is not crowded enough to stand without looking insanely awkward. Which famous Jared do you sit next to (and why?) No "other" option was given to weasel out of the question - you have to pick one! edited the subject line as it wasn't clear enough for some

MFS62 Jan 19 2021 09:59 AM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

Jared Fogle- at least he could reinforce why I don't eat at Subway. Later

Chad ochoseis Jan 19 2021 11:25 AM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

Seriously? One solicited sex with teenage girls. One played a key role in what may still prove to be the downfall of our democracy. One sent a dick pic. I don't approve, but the offense pales relative to the others. And he seems to be the least assholish of the bunch.

whippoorwill Jan 19 2021 11:32 AM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

This may be an impossible choice

MFS62 Jan 19 2021 12:18 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

I'd be interested to see why people have said they'd like to sit next to Jared Kushner. Later

MFS62 Jan 19 2021 12:20 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

=nymr83 post_id=54330 time=1611074993 user_id=54] Which famous Jared do you sit next to (and why?)

I'd like to know why folks picked Jared Kushner to sit next to.



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Fman99 Jan 19 2021 12:25 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

The only part of this poll I can get behind is "You walk into a bar. You need a drink." After that, I mean, hell. I'll vote for Dick Pick Dude.

metsmarathon Jan 19 2021 12:27 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

is arson an option? you might sit with kushner to on-purpose get into a bar fight. otherwise, its porter, easy.

nymr83 Jan 19 2021 01:10 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

=MFS62 post_id=54347 time=1611084022 user_id=60] =nymr83 post_id=54330 time=1611074993 user_id=54] Which famous Jared do you sit next to (and why?)

I'd like to know why folks picked Jared Kushner to sit next to.



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To bash his in laws and avoid being sexually harasses or assaulted?

MFS62 Jan 19 2021 01:15 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

=nymr83 post_id=54354 time=1611087002 user_id=54] To bash his in laws and avoid being sexually harasses or assaulted?

Good reason.

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kcmets Jan 19 2021 01:20 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

Probably a good idea to find another bar and not drink anything forced on you regardless of his/her name?

seawolf17 Jan 19 2021 01:43 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

=MFS62 post_id=54347 time=1611084022 user_id=60] =nymr83 post_id=54330 time=1611074993 user_id=54] Which famous Jared do you sit next to (and why?)

I'd like to know why folks picked Jared Kushner to sit next to.



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Ah, misread the question. The title is 'your least favorite' and then the question askes which is your least 'least' favorite. Changed my answer to our recently disgraced GM, because as Chad says, the other two are WAY worse.

batmagadanleadoff Jan 19 2021 02:08 PM Re: Your [Least] Favorite Jared

I voted for Kushner because he is my least favorite of the three and it's not even close. After I voted, I saw that the poll question was which one I'd prefer to sit next to, which doesn't make sense to me. Why would I want to sit next to the Jared I least like? Unless I was a Russian KGB agent tasked with poisoning Kushner, which I'm not and wasn't. I don't get this poll.

nymr83 Jan 19 2021 04:10 PM Re: Your least-objectionable Jared

edited the subject line as it wasn't clear enough for some.

Lefty Specialist Jan 19 2021 05:16 PM Re: Your least-objectionable Jared

If I had a drink at a bar with Jared Kushner, most of it would wind up on his face.