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It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

kcmets Feb 12 2021 09:00 AM

So I woke up this morning late, around 7:00, and was just finishing up a dream that I was at a Stadium (presumably Shea-esque) and I was wondering around kinda lost maybe looking for my seats or something. Two weird things, the seats were field level color orange but were in a Loge-like cave of sorts. I could only see home plate and the first base line. Instead of it being a small section like The Loge there had to be like 30 rows of seats. Secondly, I'm certain I've dreamt of being lost in the orange-seated stadium cave before. I guess I'm looking for something. Who isn't? Sometimes I wander the middle or high school halls looking for my locker or a class I'm supposed to be at.

Fman99 Feb 12 2021 09:24 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

I mean, I have lots of dreams that don't involve girls with big breasts. Presumably.

Edgy MD Feb 12 2021 09:40 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

The old Shea ushers are like Freddy Kruger. They wander people's dreams, shaking dreamers down to let them into orange seats.

kcmets Feb 12 2021 10:00 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

Me:"We can move down, I'll slip the guy a twenty." *Produces a Jackson* Usher: "All that's gonna get you is a Big Beer and a cold stale pretzel. "

Edgy MD Apr 06 2021 09:09 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

I was in a hotel. There were multiple events going on, and all seemed to involve former employers. And I was running around all night trying to fulfill obligations to them all, but I was late to everything. I had to do a presentation here, run a sales seminar there, act in a video over here. I'm having a lousy dinner in a closing hotel restaurant at 2:00 AM with colleagues from multiple jobs, and then I have to go up to my room and change, and take care of some business and grab some equipment but the sensitive colleague they sent up to help me with the equipment can't ride all the way up with me because his system can't handle the pressure over a certain floor, so I'm on my own because of Ian's sickliness and my inability to say, "I like Ian, but can you send me with someone who can actually help us with the task?" I'm running from one event to another, leaving one half-assed, poorly done effort knowing I'm going to start off bad by being late for another, and I duck into a hotel bathroom needing to relieve myself, but only growing more stressed at how much later this is going to make me. In the urinal next to me is television sportscaster Billy Packer, and from the state of his broadcasting jacket, with wrinkles and folds and a swoosh or two of dust from leaning against the wrong wall in a broadcast booth, as well as his hastily combed hair, I can tell he's having a night of it too. Hey, anybody pissing in a hotel lobby urinal at 3:30 AM is having a night of it. I'm in a hurry, and I'm no fanboy, but I want to be collegial and supportive, so I say, "Hey it's television sportscaster Billy Packer. How's it going?" He's pleased as punch to be recognized, and goes into Johnny Gladhanding mode, flashing me an unnecessary TV smile and booming in his broadcast voice how everything's great and it's great to meet a fan and slapping me on the shoulder. And I'm like, "Hey, television sportscaster Billy Packer, I'm just saying hi. What are you thinking, touching me like that? Even if there wasn't a plague going on, you just had your hands on your dick and all. And this hotel has dry cleaning service that you may want to look into for that jacket." And I rush over to wash my hands, barely find enough paper to dry them, and rush out of the bathroom knowing how late I am and feeling shitty that I just cut down an old guy for whom getting recognized at 3:30 AM by a not-crazy person might have been the best part of his week, and I'm half an old man myself now, and perhaps a borderline crazy person, and I really ought to go back to apologize, but I'm so fucking late.

Fman99 Apr 06 2021 09:49 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

We had a cat named Homer, many years ago. First cat that my wife and I had together, before the kids were born, before we were married. He was named after Homer Simpson, for reference. I had a dream once that I was laying on the couch or napping on the couch. I may have actually been napping on that couch in real life. Homer walked up to me with a crumpled up piece of paper in his mouth and dropped it on the floor right by me. I uncrunkled it and in a very childish scrawl, it said "Homer." No one else was home to have written that note. I looked down at him and he looked back up at me. He had a plaintive expression on his face, as if he had so much more to tell me, but so far had only figured out how to write that much. Then the dream ended.

kcmets Apr 06 2021 11:13 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

Edgy MD wrote: I was in a hotel. There were multiple events going on, and all seemed to involve former employers. And I was running around all night trying to fulfill obligations to them all, but I was late to everything. I have similar recurring dreams, the hotel is adjacent to a mall and I wander there too. Much would prefer dreaming of a threesome with some horny lesbians but I'm on a cold streak.

whippoorwill Apr 10 2021 06:45 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

My recurring dreams are of me trying to find a place to bathe or shower and I can't find clean towels or my shampoo or a clean tub or something Or that I'm about to graduate TODAY! And I have one more project to complete and turn in, usually something elaborate that can't possibly be done in a day So last night I dreamed I was throwing a party and I had invited friends and some people I didn't really know, and guess who started arriving first? Plus I was trying to find albums to play and all I could find was Bobby Sherman

Edgy MD Apr 10 2021 07:26 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

If you're spinning Getting Together, this sounds like my kind of party. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51mzC4xRWRL._SY355_.jpg>

whippoorwill Apr 10 2021 08:10 AM Re: It's Only Me Who Wants to Wrap Around Your Dreams 2021

Lol