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Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Fman99 May 03 2021 07:44 PM

Those feeling old and Covid-y should look into mononucleonal thingamajiggies or something.

Fman99 May 08 2021 06:56 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Man sings weird terrible duet with his hood ornament.

MFS62 May 08 2021 07:09 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=Fman99 post_id=63620 time=1620521804 user_id=86] Man sings weird terrible duet with his hood ornament.

I've told my Allstate agent that I thought that singing hood ornament is freaky.

He agreed.

Later

Benjamin Grimm May 08 2021 07:11 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

I think I'm seeing a different set of commercials since I'm not in New York. A lot of "Big Pizza" and purple iPhones.

kcmets May 08 2021 07:26 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

You don't understand, he's tagged in like 400 of my posts.

Johnny Lunchbucket May 08 2021 07:37 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

The radio ad where the auto-tuned chick sings " It only gets BEH-eh-ter / When we stick tuh-GEH-eh-thurr ..." I've heard that irritating song 100 times and have no idea what's being advertised

G-Fafif May 08 2021 07:38 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

“Dad, can I drive the backhoe?” which inevitably lands as “Dad, can I try tobacco?”

stevejrogers May 09 2021 05:27 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=kcmets post_id=63627 time=1620523604 user_id=53] You don't understand, he's tagged in like 400 of my posts.

“Can't you untag him”

“That's not how it works”



Actually, yes, that is how it works. Yeah it will be time consuming as all hell, but you can control who you tag in posts.



The other way around, you might need permission for that, or block the other person's account on the social media platform(s) you are talking about.

stevejrogers May 09 2021 05:28 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

More hijinks with the bird, and human partner, that is rising the ranks to be the most annoying insurance company mascots of all-time!

bmfc1 May 09 2021 07:37 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

There are two ads that repeatedly play on WCBS which cause me to slam the volume button: one, of course, is the Karz-4-Kidz ad and the other is with the Rogue Family where they are leaving an answering machine message about why they aren't home and they are bragging about their travels in the Nissan Rogue. I hate that family!

Edgy MD May 09 2021 07:58 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Not for nothing, but why don't we insist CBS only take charity advertising from charities that have achieved a minimum acceptable standard from Charity Watch and/or Charity Navigator?

kcmets May 09 2021 10:01 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=stevejrogers post_id=63667 time=1620559733 user_id=57] More hijinks with the bird, and human partner, that is rising the ranks to be the most annoying insurance company mascots of all-time!

Hopefully the emu makes more money than his human because he needs a serious slappin'.

bmfc1 May 09 2021 12:03 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Edgy MD wrote: Not for nothing, but why don't we insist CBS only take charity advertising from charities that have achieved a minimum acceptable standard from Charity Watch and/or Charity Navigator? True.

Lefty Specialist May 10 2021 06:48 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Yes, Coors Light, I too am done with wearing a bra.

Lefty Specialist May 11 2021 08:09 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Spectrum short-circuits teen girl's killing spree.

Fman99 May 12 2021 12:44 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Moronic dad hires alcoholic street vendor to aggressively push vegetables on his child, to no avail.

Lefty Specialist May 14 2021 04:49 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Missing polyurethane leads to marital spat and juvenile backhoe hijinks.

Fman99 May 14 2021 05:33 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Allen Iverson wants you to join him in a life spent throwing away your own money.

stevejrogers May 19 2021 11:25 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Small niche business owner touts insurance company's insurance while hawking his strange wares as if he was a food vendor.

Lefty Specialist May 19 2021 12:23 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Land Rovers can handle all kinds of primitive third-world conditions, so you should definitely buy one to pick up groceries at Trader Joe's.

Johnny Lunchbucket May 19 2021 09:10 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

irritating kid makes it less likely to vote for old man

Edgy MD May 20 2021 07:04 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Is this a commercial or are we talking about Andrew Giuliani? OH!

Johnny Lunchbucket May 20 2021 08:07 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

It's one of the candidates for mayor. I'm pretty sure its Stringer but I didn't really pay attention and can't find the ad online. It's a kid with bangs and a suit being a newscaster.

Edgy MD May 20 2021 08:21 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Yikes. I haven't seen that ad and I already want to change my residency just to vote against him.

Lefty Specialist May 20 2021 09:30 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Edgy MD wrote: Is this a commercial or are we talking about Andrew Giuliani? OH! Actually, that would be 'Irritating old man makes you less likely to vote for kid'.

Lefty Specialist May 21 2021 08:51 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Black guy has winning lottery ticket; white guy steals it.

Fman99 May 21 2021 09:00 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Man tries to explain to his very humpable wife why they should build a skate ramp for their son (somehow related to cable pricing).

Lefty Specialist May 22 2021 06:17 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Man tries to explain to his very humpable wife why they should build a skate ramp for their son (somehow related to cable pricing). https://abancommercials.com/uploadComercial/133722.jpg> Ummmmmm....someone's about to get hit with a can of polyurethane.

MFS62 May 22 2021 10:47 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

When a guy spills something toward his winning Lottery ticket, he yells "NOOOOO" and runs for a paper towel to blot up the liquid, rather than picking up the Lottery ticket before it gets wet, and then going for the paper towel. Later

stevejrogers May 23 2021 07:27 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

When a guy spills something toward his winning Lottery ticket, he yells "NOOOOO" and runs for a paper towel to blot up the liquid, rather than picking up the Lottery ticket before it gets wet, and then going for the paper towel. Later There is another one with a tablet showing a guy's photo that also screams “nooooooo” as the liquid creeps closer to the tablet, yet likewise no one picks it up before catching the liquid!

bmfc1 May 23 2021 07:31 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

"How good are we in the morning? Ask your Mother." Makes me laugh every time.

Fman99 May 24 2021 06:46 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Buy season tickets to watch Jacob deGrom (and the 27 other major league Mets players who are injured at the moment).

stevejrogers May 27 2021 05:00 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Suburban preppy boyfriend tries to butter up potential in-laws by making homemade pasta.

Lefty Specialist May 27 2021 05:42 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

To the dulcet tones of Ace Frehley, Guinan from Ten-Forward tells us that New York is rebuilding, like, everything.

kcmets May 31 2021 08:55 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Corny vaccination commercials are getting old.

stevejrogers Jun 01 2021 06:42 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Bad ankle injury ruins an idyllic, Disnified flower shop owner's day.

Edgy MD Jun 02 2021 04:53 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

A beer? What do I look like? A little girl?

Ceetar Jun 02 2021 06:05 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Edgy MD wrote: A beer? What do I look like? A little girl? my little girls loved my Unicorn Farts beer. Confused? clearly you're not up to date on your [url]https://www.barleyprose.com/beer/mets-on-tap-episode-10/

Edgy MD Jun 02 2021 07:16 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Nah, it's this Jim Beam commercial, where big white guy is embarrassed that his barbecue host isn't initially offering something that'll get him hammered faster than beer will.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 06 2021 04:27 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Female emus sometimes wear blonde wigs.

Fman99 Jun 08 2021 08:16 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

An annoying black comedienne convincingly portrays three annoying black comediennes, ordering food online.

G-Fafif Jun 08 2021 08:26 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Annoyingly smug family drives far from town (which is every other commercial, basically).

kcmets Jun 08 2021 08:27 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

We're gonna make it!! (thanks to amaco/bp/mom)

kcmets Jun 09 2021 07:16 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

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Fman99 Jun 09 2021 07:46 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Why drink a beer when you can suck down some shitty flavored seltzer?

Ceetar Jun 09 2021 09:40 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=Fman99 post_id=67433 time=1623289577 user_id=86] Why drink a beer when you can suck down some shitty flavored seltzer?

I feel like i should yell about this commercial on the podcast, it's time.

Lefty Specialist Jun 10 2021 05:28 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

We've got a truck where you can put a bunch of Igloo coolers where the engine used to be!

Edgy MD Jun 10 2021 07:25 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Lefty Specialist wrote: We've got a truck where you can put a bunch of Igloo coolers where the engine used to be! I think this market is about to bust wide open. Cars and lifestyle accessories customized to plug right into each other.

Lefty Specialist Jun 10 2021 01:08 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

They won't be able to make them fast enough to keep up with demand.

Centerfield Jun 10 2021 01:14 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=Fman99 post_id=64225 time=1621035208 user_id=86] Allen Iverson wants you to join him in a life spent throwing away your own money.

Fat Allen Iverson that is.

Edgy MD Jun 10 2021 01:51 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Yeah, there's a lot of ads along the lines of — don't give your life savings to your bookie! Give some to a gambling consultant and spread the joy around!

Centerfield Jun 10 2021 01:54 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Edgy MD wrote: Yeah, there's a lot of ads along the lines of — don't give your life savings to your bookie! Give some to a gambling consultant and spread the joy around! Does it surprise anyone else that there aren't long disclaimers running with this ads?

Edgy MD Jun 11 2021 07:29 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Those Chevy commercials that use James Earl's speech from Field of Dreams — it looks like the logos of several teams appear, but the Met logos are lasered out of the last shot. Right?

Chad ochoseis Jun 12 2021 03:21 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Emus are mildly put off by cannibalism.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 12 2021 03:23 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

It shouldn't be taboo for emus eat chickens! After all, we eat mammals.

Frayed Knot Jun 12 2021 03:32 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Benjamin Grimm wrote: It shouldn't be taboo for emus eat chickens! After all, we eat mammals. But not primates. Unless you've got any tasty Lemur recipes you might want to share.

bmfc1 Jun 12 2021 04:18 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

There's a radio ad for a law firm which tells us that if you're injured your first move should be to call that law firm. I think that if you're injured your first move should be to see a Doctor.

Lefty Specialist Jun 15 2021 07:04 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Amazing concept- an office supply company that uses trucks and delivery people to actually DELIVER OFFICE SUPPLIES TO YOU.

Fman99 Jun 15 2021 07:43 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Cardboard cutouts are not sports fans, they are actually JUST FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING CARDBOARD.

MFS62 Jun 16 2021 07:18 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Frayed Knot wrote: Unless you've got any tasty Lemur recipes you might want to share. They're tough to chew. But if you must eat them, grind them into burgers and be sure to marinate them in oil and rice wine vinegar them before cooking. Later

Centerfield Jun 16 2021 07:34 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

The new "drive slowly" commercial is fucking stressful.

Benjamin Grimm Jun 16 2021 08:06 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Lemurs also go well with banana peels.

Lefty Specialist Jun 17 2021 05:08 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

A seal can't believe humans are dumb enough to drink Coors Light.

G-Fafif Jun 18 2021 05:41 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Creepy fuck in a red golf shirt smirks over somebody's house getting broken into.

G-Fafif Jun 18 2021 06:56 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Pavingstone fetishist habitually disrespected by bratty grandchildren.

Johnny Lunchbucket Jun 19 2021 07:45 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

I admire how those ads have an 8 second song but each one has different lyrics Cayyyym-BRIDGE! Paving stones! With ArmorTECCCH! It makes your dreams come truuuue! * Cayyyym-BRIDGE! Paving stones! With ArmorTECCCH! They always look like newwww!

Edgy MD Jun 21 2021 04:16 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

"We asked Budweiser's head brewer if he looks like a Harvey Korman character!" ... "Yes."

Lefty Specialist Jun 21 2021 06:48 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Caarrl.....what have you done?

Johnny Lunchbucket Jun 21 2021 07:34 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Get your shots or this collection of racially diverse doctors won't ever stop lecturing you

Lefty Specialist Jun 21 2021 08:29 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

People join the military for the really great insurance.

Johnny Lunchbucket Jun 21 2021 08:33 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Eric Adams washes Guiliani's balls, so vote for the guy who will give you $$$$$

Lefty Specialist Jun 23 2021 08:27 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021 Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 28 2021 05:35 AM

Termites are attracted to Tex-Mex food.

G-Fafif Jun 27 2021 11:56 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Wedding ruined by flighty chick who already has the car she says is on sale.

Lefty Specialist Jun 28 2021 05:41 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Carl (him again) has a gay albino friend who keeps messing up his dates with women and showing up in his shower for 'shampoo evaluation'.

kcmets Jun 29 2021 07:40 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Why are these two golf guys even friends?

Frayed Knot Jun 29 2021 07:47 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Having AT&T as your internet provider is like inviting your boyfriend's obnoxious buddy to live with you.

Lefty Specialist Jul 01 2021 08:09 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Bobby Bonilla hilariously touts the beauty of long-term deals.

Fman99 Jul 05 2021 07:35 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Jackass and emu peddle insurance to rubes.

G-Fafif Jul 21 2021 01:03 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Douchebags golf. One of them has a phone.

kcmets Jul 21 2021 01:15 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

That white guy (I can say that here, right?) is super annoying.

bmfc1 Jul 21 2021 01:30 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=Fman99 post_id=70349 time=1625535357 user_id=86] Jackass and emu peddle insurance to rubes.

I watch on mlb.tv and, this is no exaggeration, those ads can be on every single commercial break. With pitching changes and pre-game that's over 20 times for a series of ads that rivals the Karz4Kids ads. As a result, as soon as the 3d out is made I slam the mute button in case one of those ads invades my house.

Edgy MD Jul 25 2021 01:57 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Budweiser's head brewer says during a lie detector test that Budweiser Select tastes like Budweiser ... as if that's somehow a good thing.

Edgy MD Jul 25 2021 02:08 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Mets hang in there by their teets, but some insurance would mean a lot.

Edgy MD Jul 25 2021 02:19 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Pillar to left and Nimmo staying in center. Summat surprising.

Willets Point Jul 25 2021 03:11 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Edgy MD wrote: Mets hang in there by their teets, but some insurance would mean a lot. Is this an ad for Liberty, Progressive, or State Farm?

Edgy MD Jul 25 2021 04:00 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

It's an ad for smart drugs, I think.

Fman99 Jul 26 2021 03:54 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

(XM radio commercial) Obnoxious go getters drive Nissan Rogue to events not of importance or interest to me.

bmfc1 Jul 26 2021 04:19 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=Fman99 post_id=72612 time=1627336486 user_id=86] (XM radio commercial) Obnoxious go getters drive Nissan Rogue to events not of importance or interest to me.

I HATE that woman, Ms. Rouge. I have no doubt that she is a MAGA and MFY person whose first name is Karen.

Lefty Specialist Aug 14 2021 07:31 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

I too have been thinking about the benefits of local raw honey for my family.

Johnny Lunchbucket Aug 14 2021 07:57 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Have you ever seen what they charge for that honey? Those are the benefit$

G-Fafif Aug 17 2021 09:26 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Ordering office furniture is the true hellish onus of the workday.

MFS62 Aug 18 2021 05:39 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

McKayla Maroney can retrieve my frisbee any time she wants. Later

Fman99 Aug 24 2021 06:44 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Switch to Allstate for the very realistic allure of a non-stop performance of Hugh Masekela's "Grazing in the Grass."

Fman99 Sep 02 2021 05:26 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

According to NYC public educators, the Covid vaccine is safe and prevents death (in other news, the sun is big and hot).

Johnny Lunchbucket Sep 07 2021 04:58 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021 Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 07 2021 05:03 PM

Sitting on a bench and making bad decisions requires the proper degree of alkalinity in your expensive and wasteful single-serve water, soon-to-fired local celebrity says

Johnny Lunchbucket Sep 07 2021 05:02 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Smarmy fuckface encourages foolish sports fans to take pride in the efficiency with which they indebt themselves.

kcmets Sep 07 2021 07:21 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

=G-Fafif post_id=72183 time=1626894225 user_id=55]Douchebags golf. One of them has a phone.

That commercial was actually pretty funny. 5,213 times ago.

Frayed Knot Sep 11 2021 07:24 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

A bit off from the original intent of this thread, but a) who convinced Liev Schreiber that shilling for some cut-rate mattress seller was a good idea? b) can SUBWAY really gain enough new business to justify what they must be paying Steph Curry, Tom Brady, and Serena Williams to show up in their ads?

MFS62 Sep 11 2021 07:30 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Frayed Knot wrote: b) can SUBWAY really gain enough new business to justify what they must be paying Steph Curry, Tom Brady, and Serena Williams to show up in their ads? Well, when you consider that making 5,000 of their "new" tuna sandwiches uses up one whole can of low grade tuna, it could be possible. Later

Fman99 Sep 11 2021 09:07 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

I sure could go for 1/5000th of a can of tuna right now

Fman99 Sep 12 2021 09:39 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

It's not a taco, or a sandwich, but, rather, just a disgusting assembly of non-wholesome non-ingredients masquerading as food.

Fman99 Sep 18 2021 08:34 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Fuck TikTok and fuck Applebee's and any other company that tries to make a commercial that is just essentially a stupid ass TikTok video.

Fman99 Sep 22 2021 05:53 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Four assholes test the durability of their yuppie paint in their smug urban dwelling.

whippoorwill Sep 24 2021 10:45 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Do you guys remember an old ad with some Jonathan Winters type guy smoking a cigar and saying over and over ‘we're gonna get you'?

Frayed Knot Sep 24 2021 10:59 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

White Owl cigars (they sponsored Yanqui games for a time) used the 'We're Gonna Get You' slogan. Perhaps not an appropriate slogan for a health- compromising and addictive product but, hey, it was the sixties. Breakfast cereals back then would boast about how much sugar they added. Don't specifically remember Jonathan Winters but it's possible.

Frayed Knot Sep 24 2021 11:02 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

NOT Jonathan Winters ... although I bet this is what you were thinking about [YOUTUBE]MicAu3vmOtI[/YOUTUBE]

whippoorwill Sep 24 2021 11:28 AM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

LOL, that's it. Dad hated these ads!

Frayed Knot Oct 15 2021 07:46 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Guy & girl meet on beach, start to get all hot and heavy... but then she decides she'd rather munch on a taco.

Lefty Specialist Oct 16 2021 02:13 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Frayed Knot wrote: Guy & girl meet on beach, start to get all hot and heavy... but then she decides she'd rather munch on a taco. Boy, the places I could go with that.

Frayed Knot Oct 16 2021 04:16 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Hey, I'm just here to play straight-man.

Frayed Knot Oct 22 2021 07:52 PM Re: Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

Apparently if you hang out on the right beach, you'll get free beers delivered right to your blanket by Snoop Dogg.