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First Date Deal Breaker Book

bmfc1
May 11 2021 02:10 PM

A comedy friend retweeted a question and the topic has been a hit on Twitter. I will repurpose it for us:

"You're on a first date with someone, and they tell you the name of their favorite BASEBALL book. You immediately leave. What's the book?"



I'll start: "The Captain: The Journey of Derek Jeter".

Benjamin Grimm
May 11 2021 02:12 PM
Re: First Date Deal Breaker Book

My girlfriend is surprised that books about baseball even exist. She can't imagine what anyone could say about baseball.

G-Fafif
May 11 2021 02:22 PM
Re: First Date Deal Breaker Book

“Winning Utley: The Chase for Every Edge.”

MFS62
May 11 2021 02:49 PM
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Honestly, Your Honor, I'm not an axe murderer. But when she told me her favorite baseball book was Dynasty - by Peter Golenbach , about the MFYs, I don't know what came over me.

Judge - Justifiable homicide. You're free to go.



Later

Willets Point
May 11 2021 03:13 PM
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whippoorwill
May 11 2021 03:56 PM
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Having had few dates in my life, leaving one would be hard to do but maybe something like



‘How the Atlanta Braves Ruled the 90s' would encourage me to ask to be taken home



Unless he was real cute

whippoorwill
May 11 2021 03:59 PM
Re: First Date Deal Breaker Book

=whippoorwill post_id=63864 time=1620770199 user_id=79]
Having had few dates in my life, leaving one would be hard to do but maybe something like



‘How the Atlanta Braves Ruled the 90s' would encourage me to ask to be taken home



Unless he was real cute

Centerfield
May 11 2021 04:35 PM
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Doh. Baseball book.

G-Fafif
May 11 2021 05:21 PM
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If we're using real titles, “A Tale of Three Cities” by Steven Travers. Fucking awful.

batmagadanleadoff
May 11 2021 05:38 PM
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=G-Fafif post_id=63870 time=1620775274 user_id=55]
If we're using real titles, “A Tale of Three Cities” by Steven Travers. Fucking awful.



Wow. I wrote a post on this forum many years ago totally dissing this book. And then I felt bad immediately afterwards, like maybe I should've kept my opinion to myself.



So now I fell a little bit better.



Thanks.

G-Fafif
May 11 2021 05:50 PM
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=batmagadanleadoff post_id=63876 time=1620776319 user_id=68]
=G-Fafif post_id=63870 time=1620775274 user_id=55]
If we're using real titles, “A Tale of Three Cities” by Steven Travers. Fucking awful.



Wow. I wrote a post on this forum many years ago totally dissing this book. And then I felt bad immediately afterwards, like maybe I should've kept my opinion to myself.



So now I fell a little bit better.



Thanks.


I guess we can date!

Double Switch
May 11 2021 06:32 PM
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I'm delighted to find women who actually understand baseball no matter what they read. Going to a game with a clueless woman (or men, which God help me, has happened to me) is hell on earth. The last baseball book I read was Fairly at Bat: My 50 years in baseball, from the batter's box to the broadcast booth, so if she's read that one, I'm happy to discuss. I doubt I'd walk out on a woman who reads baseball books no matter how egregious they are. At least she's trying.

Edgy MD
May 11 2021 06:56 PM
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Lenny Dykstra has two books to his name. I guess if I was dating a lady who frontlisted one of those, it might be a red flag.



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Fman99
May 11 2021 07:23 PM
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As long as it's not a nudie book starring Suzyn Waldman I'm probably fine with whatever.

MFS62
May 11 2021 08:41 PM
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=Fman99 post_id=63904 time=1620782597 user_id=86]
As long as it's not a nudie book starring Suzyn Waldman I'm probably fine with whatever.


I just threw up in my mouth.

Later

Willets Point
May 12 2021 08:13 AM
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Lenny Dykstra "wrote" two more books than he ever read.

Marshmallowmilkshake
May 12 2021 08:41 AM
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"Baseball sucks, and here's how I'm planning to fix the game" by Rob Manfred

The Hot Corner
May 14 2021 08:19 PM
Re: First Date Deal Breaker Book

"The Captain: The Journey of Derek Jeter"