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Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

G-Fafif Jul 21 2021 12:36 PM

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MFS62 Jul 21 2021 01:09 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

Can't wait for Edgy's roster update. All the moves might overflow the server. Later

Edgy MD Jul 21 2021 02:03 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

I'll do it piecemeal. Have been finishing a work project, finishing an article, dealing with medical shit, saying goodbye to a godmother, and doing a research thingy. If I don't find time supervise Met Roster Central Staff, things tend to go to hell pretty quickly. If it's 2021, things go to hell in two days.

bmfc1 Jul 21 2021 02:55 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

My condolences on your Godmother.

Edgy MD Jul 21 2021 03:55 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

Thank you, my man.

Johnny Lunchbucket Jul 22 2021 11:35 AM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

This guy has a career ERA of 81.00 over 2 appearances including his MLB debut last year where he surrendered 4 home runs to the Cubs. He gives up a HR every 11 pitches!

Edgy MD Jul 22 2021 11:41 AM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

YIKES!! A homerun every 11 pitches?! https://metsinpeace.files.wordpress.com/2021/07/roel.jpg>

seawolf17 Jul 22 2021 11:43 AM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

Dude's stat line in his two appearances defies all mathematical convention - a 10.00 WHIP, a 62.18 FIP, and OPS against of 3.446.

kcmets Jul 22 2021 11:47 AM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

I read somewhere Rick Peterson has been brought in as a consultant and will fix him.

Benjamin Grimm Jul 22 2021 12:16 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

This may even require Mackie Shilstone.

Frayed Knot Jul 22 2021 12:31 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

=seawolf17 post_id=72225 time=1626975783 user_id=91] Dude's stat line in his two appearances defies all mathematical convention - a 10.00 WHIP, a 62.18 FIP, and OPS against of 3.446.

So you're saying there's still a chance he'll be good?

Edgy MD Jul 22 2021 01:07 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

Benjamin Grimm wrote: This may even require Mackie Shilstone. Mackie deserves an entry in the Ultimate Mets Database. Rev. Jaerock Lee does also, for that matter.

G-Fafif Jul 27 2021 04:36 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

Not much of a Roel for Ramirez. DFA'd to clear Eickhoff-sized 40-man space.

Edgy MD Jul 27 2021 09:06 PM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

All the roster spot kills linked to Eickhoff need to be investigated.

seawolf17 Jul 28 2021 07:57 AM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

Edgy MD wrote: All the roster spot kills linked to Eickhoff need to be investigated. I agree. Dude's gotta have naked pictures of someone on his phone, because he's got an ERA higher than Snoop Dogg and they keep giving him starts.

Edgy MD Jul 28 2021 09:07 AM Re: Roel Out the Ex-Redbird Carpet

I just think it's funny that he's had to be added to the roster, and somebody else removed, each time. The most recent time, he had even declared himself a free agent, before getting re-signed. What's the expression? He's killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille? It's certainly hyperbole, but you can say that he's retired more people literally this year, by getting them DFA'd, than he's retired on the pitcher's mound.