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Fat Bottomed Girls Will Be Riding Today So Look Out for Those Beauties, Oh Yeah

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jul 23 2021 08:12 AM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jul 23 2021 08:15 AM

So Frayed Knot and I are meeting in Iowa tomorrow so that we can ride bikes across Iowa all next week.



Fun? Deadly? Delta variant superspreader? We shall see!



Follow our whacky adventures on Strava! https://www.strava.com/athletes/1994323

Benjamin Grimm
Jul 23 2021 08:15 AM
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Be sure to keep up on your Schaefer voting!



Other than that, have fun! Give my regards to Joni Ernst. And Chuck Grassley.



Yeesh.

Willets Point
Jul 23 2021 08:28 AM
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RAGBRAI?

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jul 23 2021 08:35 AM
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yes

kcmets
Jul 23 2021 09:40 AM
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Are you camping or staying at motels?



Don't let any locals sneeze in your general direction!



https://data.news-leader.com/covid-19-vaccine-tracker/iowa/19/

A Boy Named Seo
Jul 23 2021 09:42 AM
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You guys are running for president, aren't you. Of all the states to cross, how come Iowa? Enjoy the ride! Should be peaceful.

MFS62
Jul 23 2021 09:55 AM
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Stoppin' by the field of dreams? If you have a catch there, post the pics.

And say hello to ISU, where (I think I have this right) Old Mole used to teach.



Later

Chad ochoseis
Jul 23 2021 11:09 AM
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A Boy Named Seo wrote:

You guys are running for president, aren't you. Of all the states to cross, how come Iowa? Enjoy the ride! Should be peaceful.


200 miles. Zero gear shifts.

A Boy Named Seo
Jul 23 2021 11:18 AM
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Chad ochoseis wrote:

A Boy Named Seo wrote:

You guys are running for president, aren't you. Of all the states to cross, how come Iowa? Enjoy the ride! Should be peaceful.


200 miles. Zero gear shifts.


Smort

kcmets
Jul 23 2021 11:33 AM
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It just occured to me what better place to go and do some corn on the cob

thread research than Iowa? Keep your eyes and ears open.

whippoorwill
Jul 23 2021 04:34 PM
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My grandma was born in Olwein (sp?) if you happen to go near there smile a little while for her



Lol about the corn on the cob research 🌽

Frayed Knot
Jul 23 2021 07:46 PM
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Chad ochoseis wrote:

200 miles. Zero gear shifts.


450, and not nearly as flat as most peeps think.

Frayed Knot
Jul 23 2021 07:56 PM
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A Boy Named Seo wrote:

Of all the states to cross, how come Iowa?


It's the country's biggest (10 - 14 K) and oldest (48th annual) cross state ride.

And besides, I did this ride in 1994 and I want to see if I can do it again.




Should be peaceful.


Peaceful?!? It's a rolling party.









As to other questions: camping, no to the FoD (not on this year's route) but there could be some surprise NYM content.

Frayed Knot
Jul 24 2021 07:40 AM
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=whippoorwill post_id=72391 time=1627079680 user_id=79]
My grandma was born in Olwein (sp?) if you happen to go near there smile a little while for her



Not going through that town but sliding just a bit south.

Marshmallowmilkshake
Jul 24 2021 07:47 AM
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I've spent time in Iowa and it's really beautiful. The eastern side gets pretty hilly.



Enjoy!

Edgy MD
Jul 24 2021 08:46 AM
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Yeah, I spent several days in Iowa on a cross-country trip.



Mets born in Iowa:



Lute Barnes, Forest City

Rich Folkers, Waterloo (couldn't escape if he wanted to)

Jack Hamilton, Burlington

Ken Henderson, Carroll

Jim McAndrew, Lost Nation (naturally)

Kevin Tapani, Des Moines

Michael Wacha, Iowa City

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jul 24 2021 01:52 PM
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We will be in Iowa city and Waterloo

kcmets
Jul 24 2021 02:55 PM
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Smooth sailing, no wrecks/no flats!!

Frayed Knot
Jul 24 2021 04:44 PM
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=kcmets post_id=72472 time=1627160116 user_id=53]
Smooth sailing ...no flats!!



Too late with that advice.

Ride hasn't even started yet and I just blew BOTH going into town to get some grub

Edgy MD
Jul 25 2021 07:57 AM
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Johnny Lunchbucket wrote:

We will be in Iowa city and Waterloo


Yours may be Met fandom's first ever Michael Wacha pilgrimage!

kcmets
Jul 25 2021 08:34 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:
Ride hasn't even started yet and I just blew BOTH going into town to get some grub

How many inner tubes does one generally bring to an event like this?

Is everyone on their own maintenance wise once things get rolling or do they have

support stops or roving vans or something? 10-14K is a lot of bikes!!

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jul 25 2021 04:34 PM
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There are participating bikeshop sponsors who set up in the designated start/end/rest towns. I am traveling with 1 patched tube as a spare but my tires are pretty hard to puncture generally

Frayed Knot
Jul 26 2021 12:06 PM
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=kcmets post_id=72513 time=1627223696 user_id=53]
How many inner tubes does one generally bring to an event like this?



I brought two spares with me,, just wasn't expecting to blow that many while exploring the starting town the night before the ride even began (I ran over some RR tracks). But we were within blocks of a bike shop selling spares on the street (see JCL's post) so I bought two new ones and now still have my original two plus two blown ones should I get around to patching them.





In the meantime, greetings to all from Fort Douglas, IA

Two days and 160 or so miles in (5 & ~ 300 to go).

Day 1 was tough, Day 2 much easier (done by 11 AM)

It's hot here and it's going to get hotter so Wednesday & Thursday in particular might get a bit hairy.

Edgy MD
Jul 26 2021 12:17 PM
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Yeah, I can go hundreds of miles without needing to engage a spare tube, so instinct tells me that I shouldn't have to pack more than one.



And then reality hits and I realize (again) that what happens to one tire is frequently something that is about to hit the second tire as well.



Ride well, gentlemen.

whippoorwill
Jul 26 2021 01:35 PM
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Johnny Lunchbucket wrote:

We will be in Iowa city and Waterloo


The first JoAnn's I was ever in was in Waterloo

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jul 27 2021 08:12 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CR1V8LJJz3t/?utm_medium=copy_link

kcmets
Jul 27 2021 09:07 AM
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Lookin' good, breakfast of champions!

Frayed Knot
Jul 27 2021 10:09 AM
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That photo might have been snapped just after 9 AM local time but I couldn't say for sure. There may be local ordinances involved.

Chad ochoseis
Jul 27 2021 11:47 AM
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Is that Frayed Knot in the blue and white? Never seen a picture of him and have no proof he actually exists.

Edgy MD
Jul 27 2021 01:09 PM
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That's the man.

kcmets
Jul 27 2021 02:10 PM
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Good to see he's out of jail again.

Frayed Knot
Jul 27 2021 03:29 PM
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I posted some pics in the Covid (lack of) haircuts/shaves thread we were running just about a year ago.

But, yeah, in general, people prefer to think that I'm just a figment of their imagination.

Frayed Knot
Jul 30 2021 01:33 PM
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So after five days of benign and/or helping breezes, we were visited by the godess of headwinds today. Nothing too brutal, but the difference between 4-5 mph at your back and 7-8 in your face for the better part of 65 miles can be substantial, even if the temp did drop 15 degrees since yesterday.



One short day to go. More pics to follow.

kcmets
Jul 30 2021 07:22 PM
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Has any of the ten thousand cyclists showered in the last five days? Things

could get rather ripe regardless of helping breezes or headwinds.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jul 31 2021 04:00 AM
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There are shower trailers in our camp, 4 or 5 of em with 6 shower stalls each. For people on their own the host towns offer a range of options (school gyms, car washes etc)

kcmets
Jul 31 2021 06:44 AM
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I imagined there were options, just funnin'. Looking forward to pics.

Frayed Knot
Jul 31 2021 04:28 PM
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Given the conditions of some of these days, particularly earlier in the week -- distances in the 80s, temps in the 90s -- we wouldn't merely reek without showers, we'd probably spontaneously combust.







btw, as of about 9 AM CDT this morning, we had both our toes and our tires in the mighty Mrs. Sipp, meaning that we are DONE!!

Edgy MD
Jul 31 2021 08:39 PM
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Congratulations!

Centerfield
Aug 03 2021 02:26 PM
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This is great. I don't know jack about biking but to be able to do this with your brother. Amazing. Enjoy the time guys.

Centerfield
Aug 03 2021 03:00 PM
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Also, is that FK on facebook in the red shirt holding the beer? If so, you look great! Glad to see you coming back strong after everything you went through.

Frayed Knot
Aug 03 2021 05:02 PM
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That is absolutely NOT a picture of me drinking beer at 8 o'clock in the morning, officer ... I swear it.



OK, it actually is me but it's mostly a 'Weekend at Bernie's' situation where I'm propped up there while my arms are controlled by strings. And

controlling the pedals on the bike in order to propel me across the state required even more of complex operation but we managed to pull it off.

Frayed Knot
Sep 23 2021 06:36 PM
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Stumbled across this on YT (while looking for something else).

AFAIK, neither one of us makes any cameos appearances in this one

but it gives a brief glimpse into the general nature of the week.



[YOUTUBE]UB2wys5GJKI[/YOUTUBE]

Edgy MD
Sep 23 2021 09:55 PM
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You guys do this in lightweight racing bikes or heavy-duty curb-hoppers?

Fman99
Sep 24 2021 05:11 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:

Stumbled across this on YT (while looking for something else).

AFAIK, neither one of us makes any cameos appearances in this one

but it gives a brief glimpse into the general nature of the week.



[YOUTUBE]UB2wys5GJKI[/YOUTUBE]


Looks like fun. Drinking beer and getting some exercise and soaking up a week in the heartlands.

Frayed Knot
Sep 24 2021 05:26 AM
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Edgy MD wrote:

You guys do this in lightweight racing bikes or heavy-duty curb-hoppers?


Thin tire, racing style.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Oct 16 2021 06:49 PM
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Today I rode out to Stony Brook to watch the Hens play the Seawolves. I basically sat on the bike and the wind got me there.. 54 miles in about 3.5 hours.



Bad Guys Won. Hens downed their opening drive punt on the 1, 1st play, SB tailback went 99 yards. Nobody goes to Stony Brook games, too busy doing remedial homework,

Frayed Knot
Oct 16 2021 07:01 PM
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Did you then LIRR it back?

kcmets
Oct 16 2021 07:31 PM
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Johnny Lunchbucket wrote:

Today I rode out to Stony Brook to watch the Hens play the Seawolves. I basically sat on the bike and the wind got me there.. 54 miles in about 3.5 hours.


This totally blows my mind. I didn't map it out but I think this would

be like cycling from here to Battery Park. It would take me three days.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Oct 19 2021 07:35 AM
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Frayed Knot wrote:

Did you then LIRR it back?

yup.



The train station is right next to the football stadium, it was pretty convenient.

kcmets
Oct 19 2021 08:37 AM
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I have a GPS in my brain. I just googled 'distance between Mytown and Battery Park'

and it's 51.9 miles. Pretty spot on.



Do you need a bike permit to bring one on the LIRR? I used to need one on Metro North

years ago but I think that rule has been rescinded.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Oct 19 2021 10:19 AM
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Yeah no, you just gotta find a place to put it. I'd be less inclined to try it during rush hour.