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Roundheels, Fruit (low hanging) and Douchebag (dedicated kind)

kcmets Aug 04 2021 04:04 PM

Double Switch wrote: If you were to spend the amount of time you spend being a dedicated douche bag on not being a dedicated douche bag, that would be a positive use of your time. You are what I used to call a "roundheels." Easy. No one says "roundheels" anymore. It's been replaced by "low-hanging fruit." Low. Hanging. Fruit. See you in ten days you lurkey-turkey-piece-of-cow-dung-eating-'faux' assclown. Any two-way conversation between us will be here, in the good ol' red light....

Edgy MD Aug 05 2021 03:30 PM Re: Roundheels, Fruit (low hanging) and Douchebag (dedicated kind)

I could spend months trying to figure out what he's trying to say there, and still be confoosed.

kcmets Aug 06 2021 08:00 AM Re: Roundheels, Fruit (low hanging) and Douchebag (dedicated kind)

Well, a roundheel is a dated word describing a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So yeah, a head scratcher. Maybe in Buttscratch Falls, Arkansas it means something else. Low-hanging fruit is a thing or person that can be won, obtained, or persuaded with little effort. I suppose this means I'm no match for him (her, or ___________). Dedicated douchebag is a actually quite flattering, I kinda like it.

Edgy MD Aug 06 2021 01:12 PM Re: Roundheels, Fruit (low hanging) and Douchebag (dedicated kind)

"Low-hanging fruit" is something I used all the time in the workplace. We'd meet on Monday, and decide what we were going to invest our time in. Projects you could finish with the least amount of effort = low-hanging fruit. NEVER heard the world used to describe a person. "Roundheels"? It's almost a delight when someone attacks with an epithet so archaic that it draws attention to himself rather than the intended target. "Stop with your fimble-famble, thou bellows! Don't get rumbumbtious with me!"

whippoorwill Aug 07 2021 12:25 PM Re: Roundheels, Fruit (low hanging) and Douchebag (dedicated kind)

I thought a round heel was a cad

whippoorwill Aug 07 2021 12:27 PM Re: Roundheels, Fruit (low hanging) and Douchebag (dedicated kind)

Edgy MD wrote: "Low-hanging fruit" is something I used all the time in the workplace. We'd meet on Monday, and decide what we were going to invest our time in. Projects you could finish with the least amount of effort = low-hanging fruit. NEVER heard the world used to describe a person. "Roundheels"? It's almost a delight when someone attacks with an epithet so archaic that it draws attention to himself rather than the intended target. "Stop with your fimble-famble, thou bellows! Don't get rumbumbtious with me!" As we age, we get more charming hepcat with our insults don't we? That being said, Double Switch and KC are both okay guys in my book so I hope this works out

whippoorwill Aug 07 2021 12:27 PM Re: Roundheels, Fruit (low hanging) and Douchebag (dedicated kind)

Hepcat?