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Fman99 Sep 09 2021 07:04 PM

Brad Hand's goofy "fix the copier/deliver anal satisfaction" mustache has got me thinking, who's got the definitive Mets stache in franchise history? Is it Keith Hernandez? John Franco? Kingman?

kcmets Sep 09 2021 07:15 PM Re: The Metstache

Felix Millan sported a serious 'stache.

Fman99 Sep 09 2021 07:41 PM Re: The Metstache

Well let's get a list together and turn it into a poll. Like the online dorks we all are. 1. Mex 2. John Franco 3. Felix Millan 4. Dave Kingman Keep em coming kids

kcmets Sep 09 2021 07:44 PM Re: The Metstache

El Sid, George Foster

Fman99 Sep 09 2021 07:47 PM Re: The Metstache

Brad Hand gets a slot in the list based on his current roster mustache superiority.

Johnny Lunchbucket Sep 09 2021 07:52 PM Re: The Metstache

Reserve level scrubs with first-round draft pick staches: Luis Alvorado Rick Sweet. Steven Nogocek. Hernandez of course.

Edgy MD Sep 09 2021 07:55 PM Re: The Metstache

I actually had a notion to do a 64-man bracket earlier in the year. [FIMG=250]https://i0.wp.com/www.metspolice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Lee-with-stache.jpg?ssl=1[/FIMG] [FIMG=250]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/j~kAAOSwQlZeL4Ad/s-l300.jpg[/FIMG] [FIMG=250]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WeUAAOSwia9g95Iq/s-l1600.jpg[/FIMG]

Benjamin Grimm Sep 09 2021 08:04 PM Re: The Metstache

https://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/pics/craig_swan_autograph.jpg>

Johnny Lunchbucket Sep 09 2021 08:08 PM Re: The Metstache

I like this idea. Will take our minds off this shifty wasted season too

Edgy MD Sep 09 2021 08:10 PM Re: The Metstache

[FIMG=250]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51aW5xES-0L._SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_ML2_.jpg[/FIMG] [FIMG=250]https://legacy.fordham.edu/images/whats_new/randolph_1.jpg[/FIMG] [FIMG=350]https://i1.wp.com/www.metspolice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bobby-mustache.jpg?fit=340%2C234&ssl=1[/FIMG]

Edgy MD Sep 09 2021 08:15 PM Re: The Metstache

[FIMG=275]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/6105nIegFQL._AC_SX425_.jpg[/FIMG] [FIMG=350]https://www.si.com/.image/ar_1:1%2Cc_fill%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1200/MTgxNzM3OTAyMjE5MjA3ODQ2/screen-shot-2021-06-14-at-65349-pm.png[/FIMG] [FIMG=275]https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-karer354/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/195233/753196/image3577__61762.1603992861.jpg?c=2[/FIMG]

Johnny Lunchbucket Sep 09 2021 08:16 PM Re: The Metstache

Jack Heidemann

Edgy MD Sep 09 2021 08:18 PM Re: The Metstache

That's a big-time pick in the mustache draft right there. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/Jack_Heidemann_Mets.jpg>

Edgy MD Sep 09 2021 08:20 PM Re: The Metstache

But don't sleep on Gil Flores. That guy could smuggle contraband in his cookie duster. [fimg=400]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71xRJInXsSL._AC_SL1072_.jpg[/fimg]

kcmets Sep 09 2021 08:21 PM Re: The Metstache

If a prosthesis 'stache counts, Bobby V wins at least an honorable mention.

Frayed Knot Sep 09 2021 08:25 PM Re: The Metstache

IIRC, this board referred to Jose Valentin as 'PornStache' during his tenure.

Edgy MD Sep 09 2021 09:07 PM Re: The Metstache

Don't mind me. I was just getting my Glenn Frey on. [fimg=500]https://i.imgur.com/v5siJPb.jpg[/fimg]

G-Fafif Sep 09 2021 09:12 PM Re: The Metstache

16 seed. http://www.faithandfearinflushing.com/wp-content/uploads/3603CDDA-79A9-4D8B-9BB3-A6FBD6127C02.jpeg>

Edgy MD Sep 10 2021 08:16 AM Re: The Metstache

[FIMG=231]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OijY3AW5kjY/ULO3YxPgEYI/AAAAAAAAjEY/A61JGcynEX0/s400/derek+bell+(2).jpg[/FIMG] [fimg=258]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/9e/18/7d9e189d4d7e31f283c2978214642116.jpg[/fimg] [FIMG=250]https://sortingbyteams.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/1990ud-kevinmcreynolds.jpg[/FIMG]

Edgy MD Sep 10 2021 08:21 AM Re: The Metstache

[FIMG=264]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71h0cgRV8HL._AC_SY879_.jpg[/FIMG] [FIMG=283]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/516KsAag3HL._AC_.jpg[/FIMG] [FIMG=250]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/To4AAOSwSO5hOHq0/s-l1600.jpg[/FIMG]

Fman99 Sep 10 2021 08:58 AM Re: The Metstache

Yeah Derek Bell had a rockin' stache.

Benjamin Grimm Sep 10 2021 09:09 AM Re: The Metstache

Is this going to be a single poll, or a bracketed competition?

kcmets Sep 10 2021 09:34 AM Re: The Metstache

In case we have a sub-poll for fans and posters: [FIMG=750]https://www.kcmets.com/Pictures/Shea101886c.jpg[/FIMG]

Fman99 Sep 10 2021 10:18 AM Re: The Metstache

I feel like it should be two polls, an initial "choose the finalists" from everyone mentioned here, and then a second draw with the top 5-6 vote getters from round 1.

MFS62 Sep 10 2021 10:32 AM Re: The Metstache

If a prosthesis 'stache counts, Bobby V wins at least an honorable mention. It may not be the best Metstache (And is probably not eligible for the award because it wasn't real). But because it is probably the most famous 'stache in Mets Lore, I think the award for the winner in this contest should be named in Bobby V's honor. They win "the BobbyV". Later

Edgy MD Sep 10 2021 11:52 AM Re: The Metstache

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Is this going to be a single poll, or a bracketed competition? I guess whoever takes initiative gets to decide, but I'm a fan of 64 seeds and sub-regionals in Dayton and Wichita.

kcmets Sep 10 2021 11:57 AM Re: The Metstache

Seems like a lot of work for upper lip hair.

batmagadanleadoff Sep 10 2021 03:50 PM Re: The Metstache

Dwight Bernard [FIMG=277]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dd/Dwight_Bernard.jpg/220px-Dwight_Bernard.jpg[/FIMG]

Johnny Lunchbucket Sep 10 2021 05:54 PM Re: The Metstache

Edgy MD wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: Is this going to be a single poll, or a bracketed competition? I guess whoever takes initiative gets to decide, but I'm a fan of 64 seeds and sub-regionals in Dayton and Wichita. Yeah let's do it

Willets Point Sep 10 2021 06:05 PM Re: The Metstache

This has the potential of petering out like the Band Ladder Tournament.

Edgy MD Sep 10 2021 06:19 PM Re: The Metstache

Every worthwhile undertaking has a peter potential.

Edgy MD Sep 10 2021 07:48 PM Re: The Metstache

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/1981_New_York_Mets_4x5_Photos.jpg>

G-Fafif Sep 10 2021 08:00 PM Re: The Metstache

http://www.faithandfearinflushing.com/wp-content/uploads/6C945A09-739E-470D-B5B9-09ED39623204.jpeg>

Edgy MD Sep 10 2021 08:10 PM Re: The Metstache

That ladytickler also gets points for longevity. https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/06/28/sports/28cleon-sub/merlin_157057677_6005ae04-60f9-445e-ba2f-37702cb66752-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale>

G-Fafif Sep 10 2021 09:02 PM Re: The Metstache

Another ‘69er who decided the ‘70s were about facial freedom. http://www.faithandfearinflushing.com/wp-content/uploads/11224CA6-973A-4B52-955C-C62A7C69DFB9.jpeg>

Edgy MD Sep 11 2021 12:26 PM Re: The Metstache

We need more wispy-thin blonde staches. The kind you associate with primer-painted hot rods, canned beer, pink skin, and endangered teenage daughters. The kind that come in so fine they practically disappear in direct sunlight. But they're there. Oh, yes, they are there. And they are a red flag to any decent American parent or local cop trying to keep his town respectable. [fimg=209]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71ssXaQ-JTL._AC_SL1116_.jpg[/fimg] https://i.pinimg.com/236x/49/7e/7d/497e7da5c85de336054294d29d2d810e--mets-baseball-baseball-cards.jpg> [fimg=194]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Oln-KG9WSes/UR_cec2CSKI/AAAAAAAAJ-0/s6SYAKIhzds/s1600/jeff+kent+mets+tmwga1.jpg[/fimg]

G-Fafif Sep 11 2021 05:30 PM Re: The Metstache

[tweet]https://twitter.com/sinow/status/1436836776514031616[/tweet] Did Pete's stache come in overnight?

Willets Point Sep 11 2021 06:15 PM Re: The Metstache

I'm not liking the Polar Stache.

Frayed Knot Sep 13 2021 06:11 PM Re: The Metstache

The Polar Bear stache didn't survive the weekend.