Mickey Moniak has a broken wrist and so some dude you never heard of will be their centerfielder. Moniak had a very strong spring.
Wheeler is also dealing with something or other.
Juerys Familia is wearing 31.
They somehow are hosting Oakland in their opening series.
it's just all whacky over there
G-Fafif Apr 07 2022 03:16 PM
Re: We hate the 2022 Phillies
A's in Philadelphia to open the season? Nothing unusual there, said somebody who just woke up from a 68-year nap.
Edgy MD Apr 07 2022 03:38 PM
Re: We hate the 2022 Phillies
Bryce Harper is your defending MVP. Brad Hand is wearing 52 as he scratches Philadelphia off of his NL East Bingo card. Only Atlanta remains for him and he could have that wrapped up by the trading deadline.
Kevin Long, filling out a Bingo card of his own, is their new batting instructor.
