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The Abortions For Me, But Not For Thee Poll


Abbott requires his daughter to give birth to her fetus. "Hey, Abbott! It's Chinatown!" 0 votes

Abbott arranges for his daughter to have a secret abortion somewhere in Europe, masked as a rich and privileged person's getaway vacation with a five star hotel itinerary and dinner reservations at some of the world's finest restaurants. It's what Republicans always do in this situation. 3 votes

batmagadanleadoff
May 07 2022 07:01 AM

Texas Gov. Abbott, he of the signing into law the Texas bounty hunter bill that allows private citizens to sue anyone in Texas participating in an abortion gets rip-roaring drunk one night and fux his daughter silly without a condom. Hijinx ensues when she later learns that she's pregnant with her daddy's baby. What happens next? It's Texas. Take the poll. Choose one answer.

batmagadanleadoff
May 07 2022 01:27 PM
Re: The Abortions For Me, But Not For Thee Poll

Congressman Adam Schiff (D-CA) essentially sez that codifying Roe v. Wade would be wonderful but what's really needed is to expand this Supreme Court because otherwise, the court will probably make mincemeat out of whatever law is passed to protect abortion rights. It would've been nice to hear this kind of rhetoric years and years ago. Maybe then, Trump never would've gotten elected in the first place. But I guess that the pendulum has to swing as far as physically possible one way before it swings back the other way. At least maybe then, the pendulum will swing back with as much speed and force as possible. At least this is a recognition that the party that has the courts has everything. It's a tactical advantage like occupying the high ground in a war.

kcmets
May 07 2022 04:50 PM
Re: The Abortions For Me, But Not For Thee Poll

C) Has a doctor do it for a big envelope of cash. No Euro-drama.