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IGT 5/25 Mets v Giants Szapucki gay dame

ashie62
May 25 2022 04:11 AM

Thomas gets to show us how good he can be. Jakob Kunis went from KC to SF and has become a decent pitcher. Keep those runs coming!!

kcmets
May 25 2022 05:31 AM
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Szapucki, LHP #TBD

(0-0, -.--)



Junis, RHP #34

(1-1, 2.70)

TransMonk
May 25 2022 07:30 AM
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I wish they could have saved some of the runs scored on Monday and Tuesday for today. Hopefully they either won't need them or keep their feet on the offensive gas.

kcmets
May 25 2022 07:57 AM
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Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 25 2022 08:06 AM

How is Szapucki pronounced...



Zah-puck-ee?

Johnny Lunchbucket
May 25 2022 08:01 AM
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Za-POOK-ie

kcmets
May 25 2022 08:06 AM
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Baseball Reference says:



Full Name: Thomas Mathew Szapucki

Pronunciation: \za-PUCK-ee\

seawolf17
May 25 2022 09:29 AM
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I want it to be "pook" so we can chant "pooooooooooooooooook" when he does something good.

kcmets
May 25 2022 12:27 PM
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NIMMO CF

MARTE RF

LINDOR SS

ALONSO DH

McNEIL LF

ESCOBAR 3B

SMITH 1B

GUILLORME 2B

MAZEIKA C

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 12:35 PM
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Smitty in there two days in a row. Marte and Alonso the only righties.

seawolf17
May 25 2022 01:13 PM
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Edgy MD wrote:

Smitty in there two days in a row.


Showcasing him for the inevitable Smith-for-Alex Cobb trade these two teams will make in a few weeks.

ashie62
May 25 2022 01:50 PM
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Z-PUCK

ashie62
May 25 2022 01:53 PM
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Maybe Dom is about to be en Fuego like.

ashie62
May 25 2022 01:58 PM
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Oops, Z-PUCK may need a Z pack.

seawolf17
May 25 2022 02:01 PM
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Yuck. Get 'em back, fellas.

Lefty Specialist
May 25 2022 02:01 PM
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Well, this is not optimal. Hope his parents aren't in attendance.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:02 PM
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Pederson homers, again.

bmfc1
May 25 2022 02:03 PM
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Cohen has all the money you want from an owner but after the lockout was over they started and stopped with Bassitt.

Fman99
May 25 2022 02:03 PM
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I long for the days of Trevor Williams.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:06 PM
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He made it out of the first, yeah!

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:07 PM
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=Fman99 post_id=93529 time=1653509032 user_id=86]
I long for the days of Trevor Williams.



He is warming up, just for you.

Gwreck
May 25 2022 02:15 PM
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=bmfc1 post_id=93528 time=1653509003 user_id=73]
Cohen has all the money you want from an owner but after the lockout was over they started and stopped with Bassitt.



No disagreement about his wealth, but this seems more that a bit of a cherry-picking argument (they did sign Scherzer, of course).



Szapucki is what, #8 on the SP depth chart? #9?

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:18 PM
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This is sad

Lefty Specialist
May 25 2022 02:18 PM
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Well, Jacob deGrom is thinking about maybe, possibly throwing a soft pitch or two in tightly controlled conditions sometime in the next couple of weeks, so we're all good.

G-Fafif
May 25 2022 02:20 PM
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For today at least, I think it's pronounced “mud.”

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:20 PM
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Ok Buck, enough already 6-0

Lefty Specialist
May 25 2022 02:20 PM
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Wilmer making Szapucki cry.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:21 PM
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7-0

Lefty Specialist
May 25 2022 02:22 PM
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ashie62
May 25 2022 02:22 PM
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Max and Jake feel very far away

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:23 PM
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Lefty Specialist wrote:

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Looney indeed.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:24 PM
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Wow, epic beatdown 9-0

bmfc1
May 25 2022 02:24 PM
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=Gwreck post_id=93533 time=1653509759 user_id=56]
=bmfc1 post_id=93528 time=1653509003 user_id=73]
Cohen has all the money you want from an owner but after the lockout was over they started and stopped with Bassitt.



No disagreement about his wealth, but this seems more that a bit of a cherry-picking argument (they did sign Scherzer, of course).



Szapucki is what, #8 on the SP depth chart? #9?

I get it but I was positive that they would sign another FA SP and they didn't. Given Max's age and Jake's injury from last season (I'm looking at it from a March perspective), another SP would have been precautionary but they could have used one today.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:25 PM
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Mr Cohen, the A's are on the phone about Montas.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 02:25 PM
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I know it's not true that every IGT with the words "gay dame" leads to a destructive Mets loss, but it feels true.

Willets Point
May 25 2022 02:26 PM
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Just peeked at the score. I guess the Szapucki experiment is not going well, huh?

bmfc1
May 25 2022 02:26 PM
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=ashie62 post_id=93546 time=1653510341 user_id=90]
Mr Cohen, the A's are on the phone about Montas.

And the price just went up.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:31 PM
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Stuart Morgan Fairchild ends the inning.

Chad ochoseis
May 25 2022 02:31 PM
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Williams doing his part to keep it close.

kcmets
May 25 2022 02:32 PM
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I want it to be "pook" so we can chant "pooooooooooooooooook" when he does something good.


Fixed...



...when he does something [CROSSOUT]good[/CROSSOUT] bad.

Johnny Lunchbucket
May 25 2022 02:34 PM
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Holy crap, it's like the opposite effect of folks who fell asleep last night-- I just tuned in and seemed to have missed some significant events

batmagadanleadoff
May 25 2022 02:36 PM
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I want it to be "pook" so we can chant "pooooooooooooooooook" when he does something good.


Should be "puke".



I hope the booth has their baseball cards ready for some show and tell.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:38 PM
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A great comeback is waiting to happen, today.

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:39 PM
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9-1

batmagadanleadoff
May 25 2022 02:40 PM
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Keith sez he'd have no choice of hat if he were to be inducted into the HOF. But I thought a player has a say when there are more than one acceptable or plausible choices.



I mean, Rickey Henderson wouldnt have got the opportunity to go in with a Mets cap but given Keith's career, he might get to choose from between the Mets and Cards, or at least weigh in.

Johnny Lunchbucket
May 25 2022 02:48 PM
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Oh no,

ashie62
May 25 2022 02:49 PM
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Jeff is ok.

Johnny Lunchbucket
May 25 2022 02:49 PM
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Keith: "OH, he smoked his face."

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 02:50 PM
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McNutty is seeing stars.

Fman99
May 25 2022 02:50 PM
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More like Thomas Sza-sucky

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 02:52 PM
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That side wall barrier is like something out of Loony Tunes. His face is still imprinted on it.

Marshmallowmilkshake
May 25 2022 03:16 PM
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Yikes. Gonna need more than a 7-run inning this time.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:03 PM
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I'll take a seven.



Bunt it, Marte.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:06 PM
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You're down by seven. Don't swing 2-0.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:18 PM
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Mets up 3-0 since getting iced 9-0 in the two-inning first game.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:20 PM
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Brandon Nimmo, due up sixth, is the tying run in the ninth inning.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:23 PM
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Jankowski chases ball four for a strikeout, making Marte the new tying run.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:26 PM
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Opposite-field dubble for Sexscobar. Tying run moves up to quadruple deck.



Mets still inexplicably swinging at the first strike.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:27 PM
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Smitty grounds out. New tying run is Lindor, which is just where we want them.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 04:31 PM
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And the always-smooth defense of Wilmer Flores ends it.



Apparently, a two-game losing streak is possible.

Frayed Knot
May 25 2022 06:23 PM
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So I'm beginning to think that this start may temper Szapucki's RoY chances a bit.

Edgy MD
May 25 2022 07:07 PM
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Yeah, the Mets have a real small field so far in the competition for the 2022 Dwight Gooden Award.



1. Patrick Mazeika, 0.3 fWAR

T2. Colin Holderman, 0.1 fWAR

T2. Stephen Nogosek, 0.1 fWAR



We're not projecting any of them are about to jump into the Jackie Robinson RoY race. I think San Diego starter MacKenzie Gore is leading there.

Benjamin Grimm
May 26 2022 07:44 AM
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