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IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

batmagadanleadoff May 26 2022 12:33 PM

Oh great. It's the IGT hog again with his trademark pop music video that's got nothing to do with anything about the game. If these Mets were as bad as the Polo Grounds Mets, losing almost every day, he'd probably start over 100 IGT's in a season.

kcmets May 26 2022 12:49 PM Re: IGT 05/27 - Phillies at Metsies - Getting the Kinks Out

Oh great, the big snoopy schnoz is up my ass again. Check the stats, I've never been disproportionately quick to hog anything the last five years. Fake news, you're worse than Trump and Cruz combined!

batmagadanleadoff May 26 2022 02:34 PM Re: IGT 05/27 - Phillies at Metsies - Getting the Kinks Out

=kcmets post_id=93634 time=1653590997 user_id=53] Oh great, the big snoopy schnoz is up my ass again. Check the stats, I've never been disproportionately quick to hog anything the last five years. Fake news, you're worse than Trump and Cruz combined!

Not true. You are leading the forum in hogging up up for grab IGT's this season. Because you are the IGT hog. I counted. No one started more up for grab IGT's this season than you. We're still in May and you're already in the lead. And you were definitely way worse last year and the year before because now that you are on notice, you're probably trying to control yourself a little bit. I'm not gonna count last year's or the year before, but you were the SuperKing IGT hog then for sure.



What do you, like pace your living room all week long waiting to start an IGT? Oh boy, the Mets lost. Should I start an IGT now or should I give somebody else a chance? Oh boy. What do I do? I only started twelve of them this month. That's not a lot. Lemme get some Old Bay seasoning to put on my fingers. Then I can lick my fingers while I figure this one out. What's on TV? Oh boy. There's an IGT up for grabs. I should start it. Wait. It's five in the morning. Lemme wait another hour and see if anyone else might wanna start it. Yeah. That sounds good. I'll wait till six in the morning. That's sounds fair. Give somebody else a chance. No. I can't wait. And Scherzer's pitching. The Mets'll probably win with Scherzer. Then I can start the next IGT and no one can complain about that. I gotta start this IGT. OK. Now I need a thread title. Let's see. Who are the Mets playing? The Nats! OK. Mets v. Nats. That sounds good. No, wait. How about Metropolitans v. Nats? That's real fancy. No, better: Metropolitans v. Nationals. That's the most letters. That's what I'll do. Metropolitans v. Nationals. No wait. But that'll take the longest to type out. Someone might sneak their own IGT in before I finish mine if I have to type so much. I better post it now instead of at six in the morning. OK. Mets v. Nats. No. Metsies. Yeah, Metsies. Metsies v. Nats. Oh boy. I can't wait. Gotta hurry. And more Old Bay.

kcmets May 26 2022 02:54 PM Re: IGT 05/27 - Phillies at Metsies - Getting the Kinks Out

=batmagadanleadoff post_id=93639 time=1653597242 user_id=68] =kcmets post_id=93634 time=1653590997 user_id=53] Oh great, the big snoopy schnoz is up my ass again. Check the stats, I've never been disproportionately quick to hog anything the last five years. Fake news, you're worse than Trump and Cruz combined!

Not true. You are leading the forum in hogging up up for grab IGT's this season. Because you are the IGT hog. I counted. No one started more up for grab IGT's this season than you. We're still in May and you're already in the lead. And you were definitely way worse last year and the year before because now that you are on notice, you're probably trying to control yourself a little bit. I'm not gonna count last year's or the year before, but you were the SuperKing IGT hog then for sure.



What do you, like pace your living room all week long waiting to start an IGT? Oh boy, the Mets lost. Should I start an IGT now or should I give somebody else a chance? Oh boy. What do I do? I only started twelve of them this month. That's not a lot. Lemme get some Old Bay seasoning to put on my fingers. Then I can lick my fingers while I figure this one out. What's on TV? Oh boy. There's an IGT up for grabs. I should start it. Wait. It's five in the morning. Lemme wait another hour and see if anyone else might wanna start it. Yeah. That sounds good. I'll wait till six in the morning. That's sounds fair. Give somebody else a chance. No. I can't wait. And Scherzer's pitching. The Mets'll probably win with Scherzer. Then I can start the next IGT and no one can complain about that. I gotta start this IGT. OK. Now I need a thread title. Let's see. Who are the Mets playing? The Nats! OK. Mets v. Nats. That sounds good. No, wait. How about Metropolitans v. Nats? That's real fancy. No, better: Metropolitans v. Nationals. That's the most letters. That's what I'll do. Metropolitans v. Nationals. No wait. But that'll take the longest to type out. Someone might sneak their own IGT in before I finish mine if I have to type so much. I better post it now instead of at six in the morning. OK. Mets v. Nats. No. Metsies. Yeah, Metsies. Metsies v. Nats. Oh boy. I can't wait. Gotta hurry. And more Old Bay.




Do I need to get a restraining order? What is your beef? Grow up.



You act normal with everyone and with me you're a petulant pubescent poopy head.



It needs to STOP NOW. And forever.

batmagadanleadoff May 26 2022 03:27 PM Re: IGT 05/27 - Phillies at Metsies - Getting the Kinks Out

=kcmets post_id=93642 time=1653598466 user_id=53] Do I need to get a restraining order? What is your beef? Grow up.

That won't be necessary. I'm pretty restrained as it is. I'm couch ridden and pretty much totally immobile this week. All I've got is TV and computer. Wanna know what I did? Something really stupid. I tried to dunk a basketball a few days ago and didn't. The ball hit the rim hard and threw me off and I came down really bad and awkward and kinda twisted my ankle. Nothing broken but now I need to not walk on my foot for a few days. Dumb. I mean, I was a terrific jumper in my youth, but even then I couldn't dunk a basketball. I could hang on the rim but couldn't get high enough to dunk the ball. So that's why it was a stupid move. Plus I'm not a kid anymore. So I'm counting IGT's.

kcmets May 26 2022 03:42 PM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

In my yute I could only dunk (one-handed) a volley ball. Never had enough giddy-up to get a basketball fully above the rim. Hope you mend quickly.

batmagadanleadoff May 26 2022 03:50 PM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

=kcmets post_id=93645 time=1653601359 user_id=53] In my yute I could only dunk (one-handed) a volley ball. Never had enough giddy-up to get a basketball fully above the rim. Hope you mend quickly.

You're taller. I've seen pictures. If I was as tall as you, I would've been able to dunk in my sleep. If you measure the jump not by how high you can touch, but by how high your feet get off the ground, I'm convinced that I was a higher jumper than anybody I played against.

Frayed Knot May 26 2022 04:50 PM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Options to take if you don't like a video in an IGT 1) Don't click on the video 2) Don't click on the IGT 3) Don't visit the CPF (cuz, y'know, they've got IGTs and possibly videos in them) 4) Self-immolate That last one, I'll admit, is a bit severe but at least it would save one from disagreeable music videos.

nymr83 May 26 2022 06:36 PM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Why the FUCK* do we care who starts an IGT? Is there some rule preventing the next person from adding whatever content they want to the same post? *added unnecessary curse word since we are in the RLF

seawolf17 May 27 2022 06:14 AM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Just when I think "this is the stupidest argument we've ever had," the bar gets lowered. FFS.

nymr83 May 27 2022 08:10 AM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

=batmagadanleadoff post_id=93646 time=1653601848 user_id=68] =kcmets post_id=93645 time=1653601359 user_id=53] In my yute I could only dunk (one-handed) a volley ball. Never had enough giddy-up to get a basketball fully above the rim. Hope you mend quickly.

You're taller. I've seen pictures. If I was as tall as you, I would've been able to dunk in my sleep. If you measure the jump not by how high you can touch, but by how high your feet get off the ground, I'm convinced that I was a higher jumper than anybody I played against.


The little guy should jump higher, how the fuck am I suppose to get 300 lbs off the ground? Only time i have ever gotten mad at a ref was when I was whistled for an up and down - my feet dont leave the floor buddy!

kcmets May 27 2022 09:50 AM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Part of my issue with the one-handed dunk was I couldn't palm the basketball in high school so I never worked on getting that extra inch or two. I can palm one now (I did yesterday in the garage) some forty years later. We had a guy in gym that was about 5' 10" that could dunk with two hands, so I don't really get or remember the physics of 'leaping ability.' They should make a movie about white guys that can't jump.

nymr83 May 27 2022 03:29 PM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Apparently you can do exercises to increase your hand size, something I only learned about from reading about NFL QB prospects doing this before their hands get measure at the scouting combine.

Edgy MD May 27 2022 09:53 PM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Two-handed dunk at 47, in work clothes and work shoes, with hands that appear to be possibly smaller than President Trump's. [YOUTUBE]Hn1KCPYTPp4[/YOUTUBE]

nymr83 May 27 2022 11:16 PM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Spud Webb must have spent his entire childhood on a trampoline with weights on his legs

Edgy MD May 28 2022 09:16 AM Re: IGT Hogging (split from Getting the Kinks Out)

Close. He dug a hole in the back yard and would try to leap out of it. When he conquered a particular depth, he'd dig deeper. When he didn't want to dig any further, he strapped on the ankle weights.