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S*** My Spouse Says

Edgy MD Jul 07 2022 09:53 AM

/*cell phone rings 　/*wife in passenger seat glances at phone Edgewife: "I've got to block some numbers." Edgy MD: "Why? Who is it?" Edgewife: "I don't know, but good luck trying to get me to pick up a call from Florida."

kcmets Jul 07 2022 10:16 AM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

I stopped blocking numbers. They're not calling from the number that pops up anyways and the number that shows up is rarely duplicated. AT&T recently changed the phone protect app. I've gone from twelve garbage calls a day to virtually none. Hope it lasts, but I'm sure the assholes of the world are busy looking for a work-around.

whippoorwill Jul 07 2022 12:59 PM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

Dang that's why KC never takes my calls

Edgy MD Jul 07 2022 02:27 PM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

The additionally funny part is that, while she thought she was stiff-arming a telemarketer trying to move some time-shares or something, the call was actually from a sweet older nun named Sister Andrei asking if I needed a needed a sacramental house call during my convalescence. She assured Sister Andrei that I had been back on my feet for two weeks.

kcmets Jul 11 2022 11:11 AM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

KB: No. (lack of exclamation point is intentional)

Lefty Specialist Jul 11 2022 05:17 PM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

I actually got a spam call once spoofed from my own number. I couldn't believe it. I had to answer and it was some recording wanting me to extend my car warranty.

MFS62 Jul 12 2022 05:51 AM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

"I have nothing to wear". Later

kcmets Jul 12 2022 12:22 PM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

"Does this look ok?" "Never better!"

MFS62 Jul 12 2022 01:30 PM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

"Does this look ok?" "Never better!" Thank you, thank you, thank you. In 54 years of marriage, I have never known how to answer that. I owe you one, big guy. You are my hero. Later

kcmets Jul 12 2022 01:57 PM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

I have like a half-dozen Andrew Dice Clay quotes I'd like to rattle off... but now is not the time.

Lefty Specialist Jul 13 2022 08:14 AM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

(Sigh) "Well, if you really want to." "Why don't you turn off the light when you're leaving a room?" "I told you this would happen but you wouldn't listen." "Why don't you just ask for directions?"*** I got a million of 'em. ***(pre-GPS era)

kcmets Jul 13 2022 09:37 AM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

Lefty Specialist wrote: "Why don't you just ask for directions?"*** My friends father growing up used to always say 'real men give directions they don't take them.' He's dead now, his wife killed him.

Fman99 Jul 14 2022 05:29 AM Re: S*** My Spouse Says

Fwife and Fgirl are in Costa Rica for ten days on a girl scouts trip. They are having a wonderful time. My wife is perpetually cold and brings blankets with her everywhere (even on this trip, for the plane presumably). She told me the local tour guide called her and my daughter "pinguinos."