Master Index of Archived Threads


Marte Partay

Edgy MD Jul 27 2022 08:28 PM

The thread where you take a song, a poem, or some other turn of phrase, substitute "Marte" for "Party," and make it so much better. My girl likes to MARTE ALL THE TIME! MARTE ALL THE TIME! MARTE ALL THE TIME!

kcmets Jul 27 2022 08:31 PM Re: Marte Partay

Kinda hard to top Eddie Murphy

Edgy MD Jul 27 2022 08:34 PM Re: Marte Partay

Who's to blame when Marte ... gets out of hand?! Who's to blame when Marte ... is poorly planned?!

Marshmallowmilkshake Jul 27 2022 08:45 PM Re: Marte Partay

I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND MARTE EVERY DAY!

G-Fafif Jul 27 2022 08:46 PM Re: Marte Partay

When you win with Starling Marte It's like walking on To a yacht

Edgy MD Jul 27 2022 08:50 PM Re: Marte Partay

We need more MAR-TES in the USA! We need more MAR-TES in the USA!

Benjamin Grimm Jul 27 2022 10:24 PM Re: Marte Partay

It's my Marte and I'll cry if I want to

Johnny Lunchbucket Jul 27 2022 11:29 PM Re: Marte Partay

You gotta fight for your right to Marte

Frayed Knot Jul 28 2022 04:09 AM Re: Marte Partay

Come on now and be a smarty Cast your lot with Sterling Marte

bmfc1 Jul 28 2022 05:15 AM Re: Marte Partay

I got my hands up They're playin' "Meet The Mets" I know I'm gonna be OK Yeah, it's a Marte party in the USA Yeah, it's a Marte party in the USA

Lefty Specialist Jul 28 2022 05:34 AM Re: Marte Partay

With apologies to Southside Johnny..... We're havin' a Marte Everybody's swinging Dancing on the Yankees On the radio So listen, Mr. Starling Keep those line drives playing 'Cause I'm having such a good time Dancing with my baby

Fman99 Jul 28 2022 06:00 AM Re: Marte Partay

There's a Marte goin' on right here A celebration to last throughout the years So bring your good times, and your laughter too We gonna celebrate your Marte with you

roger_that Jul 28 2022 06:42 AM Re: Marte Partay

Single ladies I want to see your hands right now Cause it's a Marte in my pants right now

Edgy MD Jul 28 2022 06:48 AM Re: Marte Partay

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Edgy MD Jul 28 2022 06:51 AM Re: Marte Partay

We're gonna have a TV Marte tonight! All right! We're gonna have a TV Marte, all right! Tonight! We've got nothing better to do! Than watch TV and have a couple of brews!

Benjamin Grimm Jul 28 2022 07:11 AM Re: Marte Partay

http://ultimatemets.com/covers/2022/20220728_NSD_02.jpg>

whippoorwill Jul 28 2022 03:35 PM Re: Marte Partay

We went to a Pirates game a few years back in which he played right in front of us. There was a little boy near us with a big, big Jolly Roger flag that he somehow managed to wave every time Marte even looked in his direction. His mom and his mom's friend were also quite ahem, fond of him. Marte did come over to acknowledge him; pretty sweet. I think about this little boy often

Edgy MD Jul 28 2022 05:00 PM Re: Marte Partay

[FIMG=500]https://i.insider.com/59df793c6d80adb51a8b5ac5?width=1136&format=jpeg[/FIMG] I don't want to spoil the Marte, so I'll go! I would hate my disappointment to show!

Frayed Knot Jul 28 2022 05:50 PM Re: Marte Partay

That's it, I used Marte Partay first so I'm suing Newsday for stealing my idea. btw, even though he posted the same thing maybe 10 seconds after me, probably before actually seeing mine, I'm also naming Lefty Specialist in the suit.

MFS62 Jul 29 2022 11:23 AM Re: Marte Partay

Then sue these guys at breaking T: https://www.amazinavenue.com/shirts/2022/7/29/23283792/mets-shirt-starling-marte-breaking-t-new-york They put it on a t-shirt. Later