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Ceetar
Oct 05 2022 07:25 AM

Give me all your San Diego Hate here!



start with the garbage weather. No snow, no comfortable fall days where you can sip cider outside without sweating..

Lefty Specialist
Oct 05 2022 07:45 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

Ron Burgundy said it best.



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batmagadanleadoff
Oct 05 2022 11:39 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

I love their new uniforms.

Ceetar
Oct 05 2022 11:42 AM
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I love their new uniforms.





traitor. THE ENEMY IS EVIL DISPARAGE THEM

batmagadanleadoff
Oct 05 2022 11:57 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread



I love their new uniforms.




traitor. THE ENEMY IS EVIL DISPARAGE THEM


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Marshmallowmilkshake
Oct 05 2022 11:59 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

That San Diego bandbox is so small that Bartolo Colon hit a homer there.

Fman99
Oct 06 2022 04:50 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

They ditched the 70's classic "shit and mustard" combos for boring grey jerseys with dark pinstripes. Idiots

smg58
Oct 06 2022 05:45 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

How's that megadeal with Tatis working out?

A Boy Named Seo
Oct 06 2022 09:51 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

Everyone in San Diego is clearly a drunkard because they have WAY too many world class breweries everywhere. Moderation, guys.



And San Diego is so nauseatingly sunny that it has the highest rates of melanoma of any city IN THE WORLD (probably). Enough with the beautiful, tan people everywhere. We get it, jeez.



The Chargers left. The Clippers left. The Padres had to built a beautiful new baseball-specific stadium to get people to turn up because they are allegedly so many other entertainment options. STUPID FAIR-WEATHER (pun very much intended) FANS.



Eat rocks, San Diego.

Edgy MD
Oct 06 2022 10:06 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

The Chargers lost to The Jets in Bobby Brady's football dream.



LOL! You suck, San Diego!



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Chad ochoseis
Oct 06 2022 12:26 PM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

Their all-time home run leader? The immortal Nate Colbert, whom I've only heard of because I remember him from my 1970 season Sports Illustrated Baseball game and because Jim Bouton called him ugly in "Ball Four".

Edgy MD
Oct 06 2022 12:41 PM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

In The Lost World: Jurassic Park, InGen seemingly had their own import pier. San Diego was just going to let these arrogant God-players bring in a T-Rex from Costa Rica without going through customs.

batmagadanleadoff
Oct 06 2022 01:05 PM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

Chad ochoseis wrote:

Their all-time home run leader? The immortal Nate Colbert, whom I've only heard of because I remember him from my 1970 season Sports Illustrated Baseball game and because Jim Bouton called him ugly in "Ball Four".


I looked it up. Colbert's the all-time Padres HR leader with 163. Wow, is that a a lame record. Even lamer, way lamer, than the Mets all-time HR record, which Alonso is on pace to make mincemeat out of.



But Colbert was a star in his day. How could you not remember him?



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roger_that
Oct 06 2022 04:00 PM
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And Colbert was in the stands in St. Louis as a boy on Stan Musial's 5 HR day, supposedly.

Frayed Knot
Oct 06 2022 05:08 PM
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Colbert, at least for a while and maybe still, owned the record for largest pct of his team's RBI in a season.

Around that same era Steve Carlton held the largest pct of team's wins.

Not sure if either still stands but I remember guessing both correctly back in the day.

Frayed Knot
Oct 06 2022 05:17 PM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

=Ceetar post_id=109997 time=1664976335 user_id=102]
start with the garbage weather. No snow, no comfortable fall days where you can sip cider outside without sweating..



The no snow part is obviously accurate but SD has cool nights in July; no need to wait til October.

And, Hell, most of their summer days are cooler than NYC, at least as long as you don't get too far inland.

Edgy MD
Oct 06 2022 05:41 PM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

Avocados are the greatest food on Earth and San Diego hordes as many of them as they can.



Not content to horde avocados, they horde avocado-arable soil and climate too. Now I have to pay top dollar for those scrumptious little handgrenades of goodness.

MFS62
Oct 06 2022 05:58 PM
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Steve Garvey was one of the first people (not only baseball players) I read about who was an avocado farmer.

And the SD unis had the same color brown as the dirt they grow in.

Fuck San Diego and the avocado farmers. They are depriving southern California of needed water reserves so they can grow their crops.



Later

Ceetar
Oct 06 2022 06:31 PM
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Frayed Knot wrote:

=Ceetar post_id=109997 time=1664976335 user_id=102]
start with the garbage weather. No snow, no comfortable fall days where you can sip cider outside without sweating..


The no snow part is obviously accurate but SD has cool nights in July; no need to wait til October.

And, Hell, most of their summer days are cooler than NYC, at least as long as you don't get too far inland.



take off your padres hat for a moment.

ashie62
Oct 07 2022 05:08 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

San Diego is the most desired Salvation Army shelter

smg58
Oct 07 2022 05:43 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread


Steve Garvey was one of the first people (not only baseball players) I read about who was an avocado farmer.


Steve Garvey, overrated on and off the field.



Anybody is welcome to re-use this when we get to the "Fuck Los Angeles" thread.

Ceetar
Oct 07 2022 07:02 AM
Re: Fuck San Diego Thread

oh, also we're gonna get you back for the Jody Gerut thing!