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deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

Benjamin Grimm Dec 03 2022 07:55 AM

First three entries for the 2023 Tabloid Cover Derby, coming in November to a theater near you. I would probably have gone with JACOB dePARTS, but the unanimous choice is apparently deGONE! http://ultimatemets.com/covers/2022/20221203_NSD_02.jpg> http://ultimatemets.com/covers/2022/20221203_NYDN_02.jpg> http://ultimatemets.com/covers/2022/20221203_NYP_02.jpg>

Edgy MD Dec 04 2022 10:45 AM Re: Memories of Jacob deGrom

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I would probably have gone with JACOB dePARTS, but the unanimous choice is apparently deGONE! This matters. How disappointing. Where was dePARTED!! ? How about deFECTION!! ? Can't we have a provocative deSERTED!! ? Why do they never call me about these things? These are the moments when Tabloid Derbies are won and lost!

metirish Dec 04 2022 10:53 AM Re: Memories of Jacob deGrom

"If it ain't starting (at five years ) I'm dePARTING"

Edgy MD Dec 04 2022 11:15 AM Re: Memories of Jacob deGrom

You could put the prefix cleverness aside and go right for the jugular. Newsday: 　　JAKE THE 　　SNAKE! Daily News: 　　Mets Fans to deGrom: 　　"ENJOY ALL 　　THAT OIL $$ 　　PRETTY BOY!" New York Post: 　　Flushing Faithful Cry: 　　"THERE 　　WILL BE 　　BLOOD!" 　　When deGrom/Rangers Come 　　To Citi Field August 28–30 It's almost like we've learned some time in the last four years that using the media for violence-mongering is a bad thing.

bmfc1 Dec 04 2022 11:37 AM Re: Memories of Jacob deGrom

"ENJOY THE POWER GRID!" "NO WINS, NO RIGHTS IN TEXAS!"

Johnny Lunchbucket Dec 04 2022 02:06 PM Re: Memories of Jacob deGrom

New Ranger Ace

Edgy MD Dec 04 2022 04:09 PM

You're the back page editor for a New York tabloid. It's your job to write the headline as Jacob deGrom leaves the Mets and signs a kajillion-dollar deal with Texas. Please carry on.

MFS62 Dec 04 2022 05:06 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

No Happy Ending Just a Jake-off Later

G-Fafif Dec 04 2022 05:43 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

JAKE & JILT Ex-Met ace deserts New York for uphill battle in 68-win Texas — and a pail of $185 million

kcmets Dec 04 2022 06:07 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

Jake Bails on Perennial NY Stardom Chooses Black Gold, Texas Tea Well the first thing ya know ol' Jake's a...

Fman99 Dec 04 2022 06:57 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

EAT TEXAS SHIT YOU TWAT FART Too subtle?

Marshmallowmilkshake Dec 04 2022 07:34 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

LONE STAR Jake bolts Mets to be only good player on mediocre Texas team

nymr83 Dec 04 2022 07:48 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

I think "Jake the Snake" with a photoshop of a Texas rattlesnake in a uniform is all you need.

Lefty Specialist Dec 04 2022 07:53 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

deLIVERANCE Jake departs for Banjo Country

Edgy MD Dec 04 2022 08:41 PM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

LONE STAR Jake bolts Mets to be only good player on mediocre Texas team I was thinking: [TABLE][TR][/TR][/TABLE] [TH] LONE STAR Sources Unsurprised by deGrom's Departure Report That Jake Was Always About Jake [/TH] ... also ... [TABLE][TR][/TR][/TABLE] [TH]GREEN- EYED LADY [FIMG=200]https://media.tenor.com/49aq3kRyBesAAAAC/green-eyes-green-eyed-monster.gif[/FIMG] Jake's Texas Defection Reportedly Due To Wife's Jealousy Over All of Ruth Ryan's Cool Stuff[/TH]

MFS62 Dec 05 2022 06:14 AM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

=Fman99 post_id=113879 time=1670205462 user_id=86] EAT TEXAS SHIT YOU TWAT FART Too subtle?

You win this contest's Miss Congeniality Award.

Later

metsmarathon Dec 05 2022 06:48 AM Re: deBackPage Invitational (split from "Memories of Jacob deGrom")

home home on the range discouraging words cloud mets fans skies as degrom departs for texas