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Edgy MD
Dec 12 2022 04:42 PM

You may have noticed that, at the bottom of each thread, you know longer have a Kwik Respond window, all open and ready for you for to jump in and give your thoughts on the incendiary comments you just read. Now, in order to respond, you have to click the Post Reply button at the bottom left of the column of responses.



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-5.30.47-pm.png>



That development has thus far been met with a furious wave of one thumbs down. With apologies that we now have to make one click to open a response window, please understand that this change comes not without thought.



Firstly, come on, if you have to think one more second before posting a response, isn't that good for everybody? Let's be intentional here!



Secondly, and more importantly, too many of us just aren't familiar with the robust editorial toolbar that appears above a window when you (a) post a new topic, or (b) click that Post Reply button. The toolbar doesn't appear in the Kwik Respond window, and that's where we have done most of our post submitting.



So, yeah, all posts now have the editorial toolbar. Know it. Use it. Think about it at night when you sleep.



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-08-at-1.27.47-pm.png>



These tools have the power to make your boring, meandering posts into highly formatted boring, meandering posts.



HA! I kid. But they do aid with clarity, and clarity serves both the reader and the writer. Writing with concern for clarity is just the right way to be, and it helps make this forum the survivor that it is.



I'm not going to walk you through every button and dropdown menu right now, but maybe later, we'll have ongoing tutelage.



FUN FACT: One or two of the buttons don't work so great.



How Do I Post Bold and Italic Text?



Look at the first two buttons. They are all you need!



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-5.48.18-pm.png>



Click that B button for boldface type, and the following smidgen of code appears: https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-5.50.59-pm.png>



Put the text you want bolded in between the bracketed B and the bracketed backslash-B, thusly:



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-6.23.41-pm.png>



... and holy shit! You just bolded your text.



  ... that Post Reply button ... .





That's so easy that many of you who bothered reading this far (any of you?) wondered why you wasted your time.



Italicizing obviously works the same way. Click that I button and you'll get https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-5.56.38-pm.png>



Put your text-to-be-italicized in the middle like



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-5.58.24-pm.png>



And you can add emphasis where appropriate.



  I graduated summa cum laude, motherfucker!



Yeah, but I Want to Post Photos



If you're like most folks you want to post photos. Or more likely, you want to see metsirish's photos. Fair fucks to you.



Every image on the Internet has a URL. The best way to grab it is to, in another tab, find your photo and right-click over it. Unless it's some specially secured photo, you should get a menu that includes the selection Copy Image Link. This might be somewhat differently phrased depending on your machine. On mine, it lookies like this:



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-6.30.05-pm.png>



That will copy a URL to your clipboard. A URL is an address on the internet. For most images, a URL will end in ".jpg"; ".png"; or ".gif". For the bunny shot above, the URL I copied to the clipboard looks like:



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-6.32.35-pm.png>



On the editorial toolbar the ... one, two, three ... ninth(!) button from the left looks like a landscape picture: https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-6.09.44-pm.png>



If you click that button, you get this itty bitty bit of code: https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-6.11.34-pm.png>



The "img" is, quite obviously, an abbreviation for "image."



Take that URL on your clipboard and place it in between the two bracketed parts (which are the opening tag and the closing tag) and ...



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2022/12/screen-shot-2022-12-12-at-6.32.35-pm.png>



becomes



https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61iCP-boExL._AC_SL1500_.jpg>



... when you submit your post.



That's great, but it's also obnoxiously big. Tomorrow, we will teach you how to resize your photos. After that, we'll talk about embedding videos and tweets in your post. For now, please experiment. Even if this all review for you, post below with some bold text, some italicized text, and a photo, to show everybody that you are down.

metirish
Dec 12 2022 04:56 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Thank you for the tutorial 😊

kcmets
Dec 12 2022 05:00 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

*Test post* the way I always posted. Works.



Have no idea what this thread is about. hahaha...

MFS62
Dec 12 2022 05:00 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Much needed.

When you've completed this herculean task (training the untrainables like me) please let us know where it will be pinned for later reference.

When I used the quick response, I always found myself having to go back into edit mode because I'm a lousy typist with a keyboard that has many keys that stick. But never mastered importing stuff.



Thanks.

Later

Johnny Lunchbucket
Dec 12 2022 05:07 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Bring back quick
reply
[BIGPURPLE]NOW!!!![/BIGPURPLE]

metirish
Dec 12 2022 05:14 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Assume posting images can't be done from mobile , how about tweets etc !

whippoorwill
Dec 12 2022 05:38 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

=metirish post_id=114659 time=1670890440 user_id=72]
Assume posting images can't be done from mobile , how about tweets etc !



Well unless you can right click heehee

whippoorwill
Dec 12 2022 05:39 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote:

Bring back quick
reply
[BIGPURPLE]NOW!!!![/BIGPURPLE]


Wow excellent practice exercise!

batmagadanleadoff
Dec 12 2022 06:09 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

"Post Reply" is the only way I've ever posted. I didn't even notice that the quick reply option was gone because I never used it -- and never even tried to use it. It's possible that I wouldn't even know how quick reply works, but I guess that's now moot.

nymr83
Dec 12 2022 06:42 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I always did 'post reply' on my computer, but often didn't want the extra page load on mobile

Fman99
Dec 12 2022 07:12 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Is there a button that automatically makes a joke about jerking off? I'm worried about being supplanted by technology.

Ceetar
Dec 12 2022 07:17 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

yeah. the secondary load is tedious. It's 2022. I don't need a full editor to post "WTF was that weird racist ad on the braodcast?" in a game thread.



Also many images you can't just share via url like that, particularly ones from Google Photos. (You know, like my own photos) and the attachment mb limit is comically low. Which means I have to transfer any image I want to share to a separate site and generate a new url.



Is there a button that automatically makes a joke about jerking off? I'm worried about being supplanted by technology.


Botty's got you.


[attachment=0]cpf.jpg[/attachment]

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 13 2022 10:19 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I graduated from this tutorial summa cum laude, motherfucker

Benjamin Grimm
Dec 13 2022 10:27 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

=whippoorwill post_id=114662 time=1670891932 user_id=79]
=metirish post_id=114659 time=1670890440 user_id=72]
Assume posting images can't be done from mobile , how about tweets etc !



Well unless you can right click heehee


When using a phone, the way to right-click is to use your pinkie instead of your index finger.

Frayed Knot
Dec 13 2022 11:15 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Benjamin Grimm wrote:

=whippoorwill post_id=114662 time=1670891932 user_id=79]
=metirish post_id=114659 time=1670890440 user_id=72]
Assume posting images can't be done from mobile , how about tweets etc !


Well unless you can right click heehee



When using a phone, the way to right-click is to use your pinkie instead of your index finger.


But that only works if you're right-handed.

Reverse the index/pinkie thing if you're a lefty.

whippoorwill
Dec 13 2022 03:20 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I'll try that!!!

whippoorwill
Dec 13 2022 03:21 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Hey!

The Hot Corner
Dec 13 2022 05:05 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I never noticed there was a "quick response" feature. I have always posted using the "Post a Reply" button and window.



The thing I have difficulty with is posting a Youtube video. I can never seem to make it work. I am sure I am just not going about it correctly.

metirish
Dec 14 2022 07:20 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Looking forward to seeing how people imbed Twitter

Johnny Lunchbucket
Dec 14 2022 07:58 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I moved to DuckDuckGo and tweets don't even show up for me. Today I didn't know who Correa signed with

metirish
Dec 14 2022 08:08 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I gave my Tesla to Kars for Kids , hopefully it doesn't blow up on them

nymr83
Dec 14 2022 02:57 PM
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=metirish post_id=114787 time=1671030523 user_id=72]
I gave my Tesla to Kars for Kids , hopefully it doesn't blow up on them



Hey if you don't like Elon Musk and don't want to own his Kars thats cool, just dont be like that dumbass Alyssa Milano

metirish
Dec 14 2022 03:23 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

=nymr83 post_id=114831 time=1671055073 user_id=54]
=metirish post_id=114787 time=1671030523 user_id=72]
I gave my Tesla to Kars for Kids , hopefully it doesn't blow up on them



Hey if you don't like Elon Musk and don't want to own his Kars thats cool, just dont be like that dumbass Alyssa Milano


Right, I don't go out and buy a Volkswagen after

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 21 2022 11:19 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Dec 21 2022 11:32 AM

Embedding a tweet, here's how I go about it:



Part 1



1) Click on the share button on the tweet you'd like to post here




[attachment=1]1.png[/attachment]





2) Click "copy link to tweet"




[attachment=0]2.png[/attachment]

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 21 2022 11:23 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Dec 21 2022 11:32 AM

Part 2...



3) Paste the url you just copied into your post on the CPF, paying attention to the highlighted part (if there's an easier way other people do this, I'm all ears)




[attachment=1]3.png[/attachment]





4) Twitter urls go www.twitter.com/user/status/yyybbb followed by a "?" and a bunch of other stuff. Delete the "?" and everything after it so you're left with this




[attachment=0]4.png[/attachment]

A Boy Named Seo
Dec 21 2022 11:25 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Part 3...



5) Highlight your now shortened url and click the TWEET button




[attachment=1]5.png[/attachment]





6) You'll now see the TWEET tags before and after the url




[attachment=0]6.png[/attachment]





Click "Submit". You know have shared an insightful tweet with the rest of the forum!


[TWEET]https://twitter.com/blonde_kuzma/status/1605522800076210176[/TWEET]

metirish
Dec 21 2022 11:32 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

[TWEET]https://twitter.com/GinaMuscato/status/1605264207565430802[/TWEET]

Thanks so much

batmagadanleadoff
Dec 21 2022 11:37 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

A Boy Named Seo wrote:

Part 3...







Click "Submit". You know have shared an insightful tweet with the rest of the forum!






[FIMG=333]https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PositiveTerribleCleanerwrasse.webp[/FIMG]

Frayed Knot
Dec 28 2022 07:34 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

And here I was thinking that "insightful tweet" was a contradiction in terms.

kcmets
Jan 10 2023 08:38 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I think the rocket-science/statute-of-limitations on this is about up.



Can it be un-pinned?

Edgy MD
Jan 12 2023 09:48 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Let's do that. First, one more important lesson. And that's to do with the ...




[TABLE][TR][/TR][/TABLE]
[TH]FIMG[/TH]




...button in the menu above.



If you want tosharepost a photo, unless you've uploaded it yourself, you've got no control over how big the original is. When you grab the URL of that pic, it could be 3000 pixels wide, or 30 pixels wide. But you CAN control how big it APPEARS here at The Crane Pool. That's by clicking the FIMG button and getting these two tags:


[code][FIMG][/FIMG][/code]



And then you place your URL in the between the tags like thus:


[code][FIMG]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/15/sports/15mlb-seaver-statue/merlin_205525473_afe22efd-d56d-4402-a096-1e35c9bd2330-superJumbo.jpg[/FIMG][/code]

And here's the key ... after FIMG in the first tag, let the site know how many pixels wide to display the image, working with the notion that 100 pixels more or less equals an inch.


[code][FIMG=100]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/15/sports/15mlb-seaver-statue/merlin_205525473_afe22efd-d56d-4402-a096-1e35c9bd2330-superJumbo.jpg[/FIMG][/code]

... gives you ...



[FIMG=100]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/15/sports/15mlb-seaver-statue/merlin_205525473_afe22efd-d56d-4402-a096-1e35c9bd2330-superJumbo.jpg[/FIMG]


[code][FIMG=250]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/15/sports/15mlb-seaver-statue/merlin_205525473_afe22efd-d56d-4402-a096-1e35c9bd2330-superJumbo.jpg[/FIMG][/code]

... gives you ...



[FIMG=250]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/15/sports/15mlb-seaver-statue/merlin_205525473_afe22efd-d56d-4402-a096-1e35c9bd2330-superJumbo.jpg[/FIMG]


[code][FIMG=500]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/15/sports/15mlb-seaver-statue/merlin_205525473_afe22efd-d56d-4402-a096-1e35c9bd2330-superJumbo.jpg[/FIMG][/code]

... gives you ...



[FIMG=500]https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/04/15/sports/15mlb-seaver-statue/merlin_205525473_afe22efd-d56d-4402-a096-1e35c9bd2330-superJumbo.jpg[/FIMG]



And so on.



An image can be displayed at virtually any size, but you typically want to display it no bigger the size of the original, as it will get a little distorted if you do that. And big images are obnoxious anyhow, so you want to use sizes 700 or lower usually, depending on the length:width ratio of the image.



Also, try and share images that have been saved with the .jpg, .jpeg, or .png extension. GIFs get distorted if you share them at any size other than the original. If you absolutely HAVE to share a GIF (an animated one perhaps), just use the IMG button (the one that looks like a landscape painting, nine buttons from the left), and it will appear defaulted to its original size. So ...


[code][/code]

... gives you ...



https://media.tenor.com/D3yqOxIiBiYAAAAC/new-york-mets-mr-met.gif>



Post an image below!!

Fman99
Jan 13 2023 06:38 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Thanks. I struggle with this all the damn time

Frayed Knot
Jan 13 2023 01:01 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

When posting images I always start with fimg=300

Even if that turns out to be not perfect it's usually pretty close and you can simply adjust up or down from there if necessary.

kcmets
Jan 13 2023 02:00 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

I've found a width max of 600 is usually my go-to number.

MFS62
Jan 13 2023 02:05 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

When you're importing a photo, does the sizing go inside or outside of the ?



Later

Edgy MD
Jan 13 2023 04:23 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

The sizing should go inside the ezcode tag, right here:



https://metsrostercentral.files.wordpress.com/2023/01/width.png>



But it's better not to think of it as "importing" an image. The image still lives in the same place. You're just referencing it, so it can be seen from here.

MFS62
Jan 13 2023 04:47 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

How do I resize the Bo Derek picture in the beautiful thread?

When I right click, will the copy image address work, or be wrong because I'm not getting it from the source, but from the CPF?



Later

whippoorwill
Jan 13 2023 05:14 PM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

Just an FYI, and maybe it's just me, but in case it's anyone else too, I can't see a thing any one's posting from YouTube



But that's okay

Johnny Lunchbucket
Jan 14 2023 06:40 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

=whippoorwill post_id=116742 time=1673655277 user_id=79]
Just an FYI, and maybe it's just me, but in case it's anyone else too, I can't see a thing any one's posting from YouTube



But that's okay


Are you using duck duck go? It filters out video for me too.



I know it's convenient but it would help if tweet wasn't the only thing making up a post

whippoorwill
Jan 14 2023 09:45 AM
Re: Posting Images, Tweets, Vids, and the Like

No I have no filters



It's only on my phone. If I weren't so lazy I'd go in my office and use my laptop lol