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A Boy Named Seo
Mar 02 2023 02:56 PM

Lukas did a long-form piece on this topic on his subscriber substack on this really interesting pitch deck that Mets Police Blog found on the internet that apparently the Mets set up to sell themselves to potential advertisers. It's fascinating in lots of ways.



Here's the link to the pitch deck that is amazingly publicly readable by any old asshole on the internet --> https://mktg.mlbstatic.com/mets/downloads/2023-Corporate-Partnerships.pdf





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metirish
Mar 02 2023 03:35 PM
Re: Mad Mets

It is certainly interesting to see the Mets brand evolve under this ownership

Edgy MD
Mar 02 2023 05:37 PM
Re: Mad Mets

STRATEGIC MARKETING PARTNERSHIPS:

=#FF0000]DYNAMIC SOLUTIONS TAILORED

TO YOUR OBJECTIVES THAT HELP

DRIVE YOUR BUSINESS FORWARD






That was the slide that killed me.



Now I am dead.

Johnny Lunchbucket
Mar 02 2023 06:16 PM
Re: Mad Mets

All businesses that sell shit have brochures don't they?

batmagadanleadoff
Mar 02 2023 06:53 PM
Re: Mad Mets

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote:

All businesses that sell shit have brochures don't they?


Yeah. I don't get what the big deal is here. Doesn't every billion dollar organization do this? Well, maybe not the Columbian and Mexican drug cartels.

MFS62
Mar 02 2023 07:09 PM
Re: Mad Mets

They could probably use that presentation to attract both advertisers and investors (should that be necessary).



Later

Chad ochoseis
Mar 02 2023 07:31 PM
Re: Mad Mets

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No comment I could make can possibly do more for this slide than it does on its own.

Edgy MD
Mar 02 2023 08:30 PM
Re: Mad Mets

I'm not sure there is a big deal.



Marketing is kind of where I ended up, and I'm not altogether bad at it, except that reading marketing language, used by people who presumably actually studied marketing, makes me massively depressed.



In fact, any combination of the words pitch deck slide marketing strategy makes me want to enter a crowded southbound bus with explosives strapped to my chest.

A Boy Named Seo
Mar 03 2023 09:27 AM
Re: Mad Mets

I imagine every company has these. I don't know this, but I would guess a lot or most companies don't have stuff like this hanging around on the internet, but only try to give you the numbers privately so holes don't get poked in the deck like Uni-watch and his guest did with these.