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2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

kcmets Mar 15 2023 07:00 AM

Chew a stick of gum, make sound important life decisions in real time. (sorry, if there's already a '23 thread... me lookee and no findee...)

metirish Mar 15 2023 07:57 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

"The multipliers of Duchess County" is fast becoming the most annoying ad on TV Is this thread about ads ??

kcmets Mar 15 2023 08:10 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Is this thread about ads ?? Yes! Here are the last two years: 2021 - https://phpbb3.ultimatemets.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30367&start=100 2022 - https://phpbb3.ultimatemets.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=31203&start=100

stevejrogers Mar 15 2023 08:26 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Haven't seen any games yet, but the fact that the campaign is still running has me going down some rabbit holes [YOUTUBE]5fmdBHRzNRg[/YOUTUBE]

kcmets Mar 15 2023 05:40 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

If it's in the yard, it's for sale.

Lefty Specialist Mar 16 2023 06:10 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

=stevejrogers post_id=119828 time=1678890413 user_id=57] Haven't seen any games yet, but the fact that the campaign is still running has me going down some rabbit holes [YOUTUBE]5fmdBHRzNRg[/YOUTUBE]

Is there a Doug farm?

kcmets Mar 22 2023 12:06 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Sleeping in a store on a Sealy Posturepedic and having a large-hipped woman spin a basketball on your finger looks like it could be fun.

Edgy MD Apr 02 2023 12:50 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Kermit the Frog, of all people, is here to sing to you about the virtue of self-indulgence.

Fman99 Apr 03 2023 01:03 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Lady serenades her fixed toilet and the marvel of video based handyman assistance, while the world cringes and dies inside.

kcmets Apr 05 2023 01:22 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Fixed This Toilet might be an upgrade over Built This City.

Frayed Knot Apr 05 2023 01:32 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

=kcmets post_id=121517 time=1680722568 user_id=53] Fixed This Toilet might be an upgrade over Built This City.

So might chimps banging on trash cans.

kcmets Apr 05 2023 01:35 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Or Astros?

Fman99 Apr 07 2023 12:32 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

John Travolta cashes a check

MFS62 Apr 07 2023 12:50 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Ben Afleck is NOT Matt Damon. Later

Fman99 Apr 08 2023 02:18 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Jackass goes bowling

kcmets Apr 09 2023 01:06 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Jersey Mike's and Subway commercials make me hungry, but not for them.

kcmets Apr 12 2023 01:48 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Kid should be disembarking the Sante Fe on the curb side anyways, Mom!

Frayed Knot Apr 17 2023 10:43 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

George Clooney doesn't have enough money so he wants you to buy his vanity Tequila brand.

Frayed Knot Apr 22 2023 03:38 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Apparently Scots are the last group that can be blatantly portrayed as ethnic stereotypes on national TV.

Frayed Knot Apr 22 2023 03:42 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Peterson's complete game pitch count projection is now down under 200 Of course his ERA for the day currently sits at 14.60

Frayed Knot Apr 22 2023 03:55 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

You can throw out the record book when the Memphis Showboats and Birmingham Stallions match up.

Johnny Lunchbucket Apr 28 2023 05:32 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Old Man Armortec is back in his biggest production ever.

kcmets May 01 2023 11:10 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I tend to doubt Mr. Met ate one bit of the giant stack of pancakes at Pete's place.

kcmets May 01 2023 11:11 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Old Man Armortec is back in his biggest production ever. Guy has a sweet spread!

Edgy MD May 01 2023 03:43 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Big gruff African-American mechanic is openly hostile toward a genial South Asian-American colleague joining him on his donut run, because hate=funny.

Lefty Specialist May 01 2023 06:46 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Paige Spirinac dances and jiggles on the 13th green, causing golfer's range finder to fog up and his putter to stand up.

Edgy MD May 05 2023 06:44 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

MLB.tv just gave me an add for Seal on tour, with very special guest The Buggles.

MFS62 May 05 2023 06:59 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Lefty Specialist wrote: Paige Spirinac dances and jiggles on the 13th green, causing golfer's range finder to fog up and his putter to stand up. She can turn a putter into a driver very quickly. Later

Fman99 May 09 2023 05:50 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Not to brag, but sometimes a late night TV talk show host sounds like a bag of hot wet shit when trying to sell me on a cellular phone carrier

Edgy MD May 10 2023 06:54 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I don't want to draw too many conclusions from the ads, but MLB network's non-game programming all looks awful.

Frayed Knot May 10 2023 07:08 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

MLBN's non-game programming strong points start and end with Lauren Shehadi's legs.

kcmets May 18 2023 01:30 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Stay off the freeways!

Edgy MD May 23 2023 06:25 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Keytruda may help you with your cancer, but it will fuck you up every other single way.

kcmets May 23 2023 06:31 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Don't take ___________ if you're allergic to it or any of it's ingredients or if you are unwilling to risk the sixty-seven possible sides effects.

kcmets May 25 2023 07:17 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

People pay money to advertise that Jesus gets us.

whippoorwill May 27 2023 10:18 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Edgy MD wrote: Keytruda may help you with your cancer, but it will fuck you up every other single way. Yeah now half the ads don't even tell you what they're for

Edgy MD May 27 2023 10:27 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

The rule is, essentially, if they don't tell you what it's for, they don't have to list the side effects. If they do tell you what it's for, look out. But even by the standards of other advertised medications, those Keytruda ads are scary as shit. "Other possible side-effects include acid shits, rusty lung, sudden death, and unexplained forest fires. Talk to your doctor if these symptoms persist."

whippoorwill May 27 2023 11:03 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Yikes. When my sister had brain cancer there was some cancer drug that showed some woman taking long brisk walks with her husband, going to carnivals with her grandkids, etc and I just felt like throwing bricks at the tv. Many bricks, the liars. unexplained forest fires Heehee

MFS62 May 27 2023 12:02 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Edgy MD wrote: But even by the standards of other advertised medications, those Keytruda ads are scary as shit. "Other possible side-effects include acid shits, rusty lung, sudden death, and unexplained forest fires. Talk to your doctor if these symptoms persist." ... "and please dispose of the package before you plotz, so we don't get sued by your family". Later

Chad ochoseis May 27 2023 02:36 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Edgy MD wrote: Big gruff African-American mechanic is openly hostile toward a genial South Asian-American colleague joining him on his donut run, because hate=funny. This one got me wondering much more than a fifteen second spot should. I read it as the South Asian-American missing the cues and playing third wheel as the big gruff African-American male mechanic was going on a one-on-one Dunkin run with the cute-ish African-American female mechanic. But after googling a bit, it looks like the point was that South Asian-American colleague wasn't a colleague, but a customer breaking in on the fraternity of mechanics. If a commercial requires this much research, it doesn't work.

Edgy MD May 27 2023 03:11 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Yeah, that bounced over my head.

Johnny Lunchbucket May 27 2023 04:29 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

The Asian guy is definitely a customer

Frayed Knot Jun 07 2023 06:18 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I'm on the radio feed tonight, and I'm starting to get the idea that they want me to buy 'Bird Dog' brand shorts.

Frayed Knot Jun 14 2023 08:12 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Fat girl sings and dances about diabetes medicine which she may not need if ... well, you know.

Edgy MD Jun 26 2023 07:37 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Somebody wants to sell me athletic shorts using a lying Pinocchio, for some reason.

Johnny Lunchbucket Jun 30 2023 05:41 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I can't take hearing the Hyundai Tucson song any longer

kcmets Jul 02 2023 07:43 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I lay next to my wife on a yoga mat while she does her routine and I watch porn on my smartphone.

Frayed Knot Jul 05 2023 07:57 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Not sure which ad I'm more sick of seeing: - the guy touting the MLB-related "games" from Bet.com (or whichever site that is) - or Jazz Chisholm playing video games with Jeter

Edgy MD Jul 06 2023 07:04 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Yeah. Hate and hate. "Your voice sounds familiar. Do I know you?" 　"Just call me ... The Captain." "Oh, I know! You're that guy who we had to get rid of before our team could be any good!!"

batmagadanleadoff Jul 06 2023 07:15 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Those kids in the band in the 1 877 Kars4Kids commercial are the most spastic kid actors I've ever seen. And the worst actors, too. No doubt, their parents ran that commercial and that's how they got that gig, [YOUTUBE]F94DBBJjzko[/YOUTUBE]

MFS62 Jul 06 2023 10:56 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Aggressive blond with dumb expression thinks chicken tenders came before baby back ribs. Later

MFS62 Jul 11 2023 10:36 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

The spokesperson for a health supplement company (and user of the products) could have auditioned for the part of Norman Bates' mother. She makes me scared of even trying that stuff. Later

kcmets Jul 14 2023 11:35 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Freshly sliced meats vary by restaurant.

Frayed Knot Jul 27 2023 07:02 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

So let me get this straight, SUBWAY is advertising ... nay, Bragging, that they are just now! starting to slice their meat on site?!? How is that not your starting point for a franchise whose one job is to make sandwiches?

whippoorwill Jul 27 2023 07:26 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I'm not sure some of the subway employees I've seen should get near a meat slicer

MFS62 Jul 27 2023 07:39 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Woman happily singing that she only has a slight case of Diabetes. Later

kcmets Sep 14 2023 02:41 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I have never darkened a Domino's doorway, but Bacon Jalapeño Stuffed Cheesy Bread looks and sounds quite intriguing.

Frayed Knot Sep 20 2023 06:48 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

QuickTrip is apparently the one Gas-n-Go chain that people Really enjoy working for.

MFS62 Sep 21 2023 08:06 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

I had eight Urinary Track Infections in one year. Then I married my boy friend and now we make something you can use to teat Urinary Tract Infections. Believe me. It works. Later

Fman99 Sep 21 2023 09:59 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

=kcmets post_id=137491 time=1694724073 user_id=53] I have never darkened a Domino's doorway, but Bacon Jalapeño Stuffed Cheesy Bread looks and sounds quite intriguing.

It's Dominos, you don't have to go there, they'll come to your house and darken your doorway.

Johnny Lunchbucket Oct 01 2023 02:04 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Two Milfs with dogs drive separate SUVs to a lakeside. Dude there too.

MFS62 Oct 07 2023 09:44 AM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

The model in the Lindt commercial [CROSSOUT]makes me want to eat chocolate more than[/CROSSOUT] is hotter than the model in the Ghirardelli commercial. Later

Frayed Knot Nov 01 2023 07:54 PM Re: 2023 Brevity and Schmevity in Baseball Game Commercials

Kevin Burkhardt dislikes the nickname hung on him by his FOX football colleagues.