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All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau

Mark Sanchez, QB (2009–2012)

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Mark Gastineau, DE (1979–1988)

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Edgy MD May 25 2023 09:20 PM

It's the all-playboy matchup! Mark Sanchez Mark Gastineau [fimg=300]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/jZwAAOSwfzpjCiG~/s-l1600.jpg[/fimg] [fimg=300]https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/itcAAOSw4vNkFbSs/s-l1600.jpg[/fimg] QB DE 2009–2012 1979–1988 Two seasons with 3,000 or more yards. Six playoff starts at quarterback in two seasons, with a penchant for winning playoff games on the road. Five-time Pro-Bowler. Three-time First Team All-Pro. One-time Second-Team All-Pro. Led conference in sacks twice. All-time Jets sack leader. Participated in season four of The Masked Singer, performing as the "Baby Alien." Was 15–2 with one "no contest" as a prize-fighter, though several opponents were interviewed by 60 Minutes, claiming that they took dives for him.

Edgy MD May 26 2023 08:01 AM Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Gas may have been the most 80s phenomenon ever.

Johnny Lunchbucket May 26 2023 08:11 AM Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau

Mark Gastineau = Jose Canseco

Edgy MD May 26 2023 08:23 AM Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau

Very much so, although Gas was something of the original model, arriving eight years or so earlier. You can even close your eyes and convince yourself that elements of one guy's story were part of the other guy's narrative, and plenty of elements (the fake boxing career, the domestic assaults) belong to both timelines.

whippoorwill May 27 2023 10:16 AM Re: All-Time Greatest Jet: Mark Sanchez vs. Mark Gastineau

Lol'd when I saw this matchup