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He's here morning and evening
even when he's got nothing to say.
His posts are here every morning
Its stuff said before in the very same way
His rants are old and they're tired
Into every rant he puts himself
Hey there Bret - baby, it looks like you could use some help.
You can't start a fire
But you try to provide a spark.
With your grammatical mire,
Written in a tone so dark.
Message keeps getting clearer
about Met moves that were a disgrace.
But he never does tell us
Who to bring back for those he would replace.
So his posts just go nowhere
ending up in a forum like this.
There's good baseball talk posted elsewhere,
And even he knows where that is.
You can't start a fire
But you try to provide a spark.
With your grammatical mire,
Written in a tone so dark.
You sit around posting bolder
Using disk space like its free.
They shake his words off their shoulders
come on Bret-baby can't you see?
Keep posting your dark rants now
and they'll be carving you up alright.
They say you gotta' stay placid
But we know you're itching for a fight.
We've read all the angered reactions
And the directions those posts took.
You need to understand other factions
And give baseball a comic look.
You can't start a fire sitting 'round yelling you're so smart.
Posting your grammatical mire,
Written in a tone so dark.
Try lighting a candle
Instead of just ranting in the dark
Try lighting a candle
Instead of just ranting in the dark
Try lighting a candle
Instead of just ranting in the dark
Hey baby
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