May 20 2006 10:41 PM
Edited 1 time(s), most recently on May 20 2006 10:50 PM
This is the most painful loss of the season. Pedro and the Mets had this victory wrapped up in a pretty package. All Wagner had to do was put the ribbon on it and we could celebrate a second consecutive win over the evil empire. But Billy dropped the package, repeatedly, until he succeeded at ruining the beautiful wrapping job and breaking the precious gift that had been entrusted to him.
This defeat was so sickening that I can't imagine a beer being appropriate for tonight. If our player of the game feels anything like I do, then they're too sick to think of beer. I think that Pepto-Bismol is a more appropriate post game cocktail for the POTG.
Edited: For numerous typos.