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A Boy Named Seo Jun 07 2006 07:04 PM

I'm going to put this in the NBF because it's certainly not baseball, but it does involve baseball players, even if it is trashy and at times, X-rated. This is a site where women apparently report on their conquests of Major League players, or people (mostly women it seems) tell tales of late night partying with their favorites stars of the diamond. It's worse than tabloid and this is a sample of the members' contributions: ]"Sexson has a small penis but its not as small as HANK BLALOCKS!!!! I HATE YOU HANK!!!! he gave me an std and im going to sue him for every penny! stay AWAY FROM BLALOCK!! He's an ugly jerk with diseases!!" The "comments" section doesn't seem to be working now, which may be a good thing. Checking out the site will let you bear witness to sights such as Keith Foulke and the boys using their ginormous World Championship rings to [url=http://image48.webshots.com/49/3/35/39/321333539vMERbG_ph.jpg] reel in chickies like fish chasing sparkling bait[/url], or the venerable Jason Giambi [url=http://static.flickr.com/32/51942680_ce7e9a9c67_o.jpg] autographing some chick's boobies[/url], or Al Leiter [url=http://static.flickr.com/24/51938912_6a5afd38cb_o.jpg] getting his beer pong on![/url] The site is called [url=http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/]"On The DL"[/url], and while the web address states "It's a secret, so hush", there are zero attempts to keep any secrets on this site. It's pathetic and sad and therefore, at times, quite funny. You have been warned. --- Admins, if this is too weird, vulgar, or inappropriate, I'm sorry, and you have my blessing to trash/move this thread.

Yancy Street Gang Jun 07 2006 07:18 PM

Is that a clock or a dartboard in the Al Leiter picture?

A Boy Named Seo Jun 07 2006 07:23 PM

]Is that a clock or a dartboard in the Al Leiter picture? I'm not sure. I was on the patio doing a kegstand.

Edgy DC Jun 07 2006 07:29 PM

I'm not sure, but I think I stumbled onto archives of that site once while looking for Wifey Watch material. I found a tawdry tale from an Annie of a former Met acquaintance raping the wife of a current Met while with another team. It was all in an unformatted page though, and it was just a dark closet I didn't want to crawl into any further.

Edgy DC Jun 07 2006 07:38 PM

Some serious Danny Graves trash there on page one. Damn, I crawled.

seawolf17 Jun 07 2006 07:42 PM

That page makes me laugh.

ScarletKnight41 Jun 07 2006 07:45 PM

I looked. Creepy. Very creepy.

Nymr83 Jun 07 2006 08:36 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Is that a clock or a dartboard in the Al Leiter picture? its a clock, and the girl on the left doesnt look 21!

Elster88 Jun 07 2006 10:02 PM

Interesting.

Elster88 Jun 07 2006 10:04 PM

Nymr83 wrote: and the girl on the left doesnt look 21! So?

Elster88 Jun 07 2006 10:05 PM

Edgy DC wrote: I'm not sure, but I think I stumbled onto archives of that site once while looking for Wifey Watch material. I thought it sounded familiar.

Johnny Dickshot Jun 08 2006 12:23 PM

I've seen this. Related in some way (maybe a successor to) the "baseball groupies" board on EZ-Board (sign into your old account and have a gander at that sometime).

OlerudOwned Jun 08 2006 04:56 PM

I really want to figure out what the Doug Waechter joke is about.

Edgy DC Jun 08 2006 11:01 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 09 2006 11:01 AM

Maybe I'm just old, but guys with a wife, a mistress, a "regular girlfriend," and "hos"... it just seems like a lot of work.

silverdsl Jun 09 2006 10:36 AM

I've seen that site before. I don't bother reading any of the gossip because odds are that the majority of it is BS. I know full well that a significant amount of players cheat on their significant others and love to party, but I'm very skeptical of the truth of anything that's posted on a site like that. But I do find the photos they post funny. These days when everyone has a digital camera which makes it easy to post the photos on the web, you'd think some of the players would think twice about allowing fans to take photos of themselves in comprimising positions.

Rockin' Doc Jun 09 2006 11:08 AM

I agree with you silver, but not many ball players are noted for their intelligence.

Edgy DC Jun 09 2006 11:12 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Jun 09 2006 11:33 AM

What are you going to do? Go all Randy Johnson on them? It's a free world and photography these days looks a lot like somebody making a cell phone call. You don't want to be photographed in a compromising position, stay out of them as much as possible and, for Heaven's sake, stop partying with peeps who, pretty much by definition, are looking to exploit you.

MFS62 Jun 09 2006 11:17 AM

I remember the line by Joe Schultz, as quoted by Jim Bouton in "Ball Four". The plane is landing after bringing the team home from a long road trip. Manager Joe said (I paraphrase): "Ok guys. Your wives and girlfriends will be waiting at the gate. Try to look horny". And also in the book. Balplayers had to answer a questionnaire. One question was "Was is the toughest thing about being a ballplayer?" Mike Hegan wrote, "Convincing your wife why she needs a penicillin shot for your kidney infection." Later

Elster88 Jun 09 2006 11:18 AM

What Edgy said.

GYC Jun 16 2006 05:13 PM

http://itsasecretsohush.blogspot.com/2006/06/meet-mets.html