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Edgy DC Jul 06 2006 12:58 PM

So, at the end of the article I was editing, I was puzzled to see a list of members of a wedding party, along with these fine DJ selections: First Dance: "Someone Like You" by Van Morrison Bride and Dad: "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Eva Cassidy Groom and Mom: "Arms of an Angel" by Sarah McLaughlin Cake: "Going to the Chapel" (It doesn't say, but I'll assume they're getting the classick Dixie Cups recording.) Bouquet: "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" Garter Off: "The Stripper" Garter Throw: "Eye of the Tiger" Garter On: "Movin' on Up" I'd like to take this moment to thank anyone present or not who has had a wedding and had neither a garter ceremony nor a public playing of Survivor music. I'm a stick in the proverbial mud, I know.

Willets Point Jul 06 2006 01:01 PM

Wedding receptions are more fun with the minimal amount of planned activities/force participation.

Edgy DC Jul 06 2006 01:03 PM

I don't mind planned activities at parties. (Most parties in this day are just excuses for cheese.) Forced participation and/or embarassment as entertainment is a worser thing.

Johnny Dickshot Jul 06 2006 01:06 PM

You're welcome.

seawolf17 Jul 06 2006 01:13 PM

JD beat me to it, but you're welcome also.

Edgy DC Jul 06 2006 01:26 PM

Now an eating contest at a wedding... I might be open to that.

Vic Sage Jul 06 2006 02:51 PM

i don't think we had any of that stuff at our wedding, but i can't be sure... because i spent alot of the time on the roof, getting stoned with my friends. was that wrong?