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Willets Point Jul 01 2005 06:02 PM

If you can see this you're doing a lot better than me.

cooby Aug 11 2005 02:52 PM

Willets were you having a bad day? I just noticed all these

KC Aug 11 2005 03:08 PM

Thanks for dragging this up, sweetie! It took me a minute to realize it's forty days old and I was read to just pack it in for the day.

Rockin' Doc Sep 19 2005 10:16 PM

I keep getting logged off every few minutes. I had to log on 5 different times just to read through today's posts. I've never had this problem before, so hopefully it's just a temporary glitch.

cooby Sep 26 2005 04:14 PM

yeah...

KC Sep 26 2005 04:57 PM

I've had staying logged on problems for weeks too.

Rockin' Doc Sep 27 2005 01:24 PM

Well, at least I'm not alone. Misery loves company you know.

cooby Sep 29 2005 09:19 PM

Well, looking on the bright side, at least it forces us all to remember our passwords

KC Sep 29 2005 09:38 PM

I got a question. Do you (anyone reading this post) show up in the "users browsing this forum" when you're in a forum. I do sometimes and other times I don't. There are a few weird quirks, I just kind of ignore them.

seawolf17 Sep 29 2005 10:08 PM

I think the "users browsing this forum" reflects users who have been active within the last few minutes, but there's probably a little delay from when you click into the forum to when you show up on the list.

cooby Sep 29 2005 10:10 PM

I've noticed it. It makes me feel so "stealth" (5)

cooby Oct 02 2005 06:45 PM

I'm getting sick of this

ScarletKnight41 Oct 02 2005 06:49 PM

What web browser are you using? I usually use Firefox these days, and I don't have that problem. But during the week, when my high speed internet was out, I logged on from the public library using Internet Explorer and the Pool logged me out several times (which was extra frustrating because my connection wasn't all that fast to begin with).

cooby Oct 02 2005 06:50 PM

IE, here and at work, that must be the problem then But listen, just now when I clicked on what Valadius said to quote him in the Mike Piazza thread, I got logged out and everyone else's name was gone too. (including yours) Didn't you get logged out just now?

ScarletKnight41 Oct 02 2005 06:56 PM

I didn't get logged out. I sometimes sign in and out of here to quickly check things out while I'm taking a break from my schoolwork. When I came back just now, I was still logged in.

cooby Oct 02 2005 06:59 PM

Weird, I swear your name disappeared all of a sudden along with a whole bunch of others. I really know how to clear a room don't I

ScarletKnight41 Oct 02 2005 07:01 PM

It's what I do. Now you see me, now you don't.

cooby Oct 02 2005 07:02 PM

Just happened again. You, me, metirish....POOF!

Willets Point Oct 02 2005 07:10 PM

IE suxxxx! I avoid it like the plague.

Valadius Oct 02 2005 07:19 PM

This is why I have Firefox.

cooby Oct 02 2005 08:08 PM

It's no biggie. If I change my browser at home, I'll be sleeping in the pool shed, if I change it at work, my next career will be selling pencils. I can live with it

KC Oct 04 2005 09:41 AM

I don't really think it's a browser issue. Seems to me, the time between posts and/or periods of inactivity has gotten shorter before you get logged out - if anything. No settings or software has been changed since we moved in, so far as I know, so if anything is really different the last few weeks for posters the an- swer may lie somewhere besides the actual board.

KC Oct 04 2005 04:28 PM

I've been able to stay logged in much better this afternoon. Maybe our desktops are being controlled by hackers (or cooby) with a weird sense of humor.

Yancy Street Gang Oct 04 2005 04:56 PM

I did read something on PHPBB's web site that AOL users frequently have trouble staying logged in. Something about the way AOL uses roving IP addresses or something. Those of you who are having problems, if you're AOLers, that might be the reason why.

seawolf17 Oct 04 2005 05:32 PM

Every time I see the word "AOLer," I think of this: What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him "Money" for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller (c) Weird Al Yankovic 1999

Rockin' Doc Oct 04 2005 07:00 PM

I use a cable modem. I seem to get kicked off any time I take more than a few minutes reading posts in a thread or writing a post. I know I'm not the swiftest typist, but I actually was disconnected twice while trying to make this simple reply.

ScarletKnight41 Oct 04 2005 07:57 PM

I don't get kicked off per se. But lately, for no reason, often the board will reset itself and won't tell me which threads are still unread (they will all appear to have been read, even if I haven't looked at them yet). seawolf - it's all about the Pentiums, baby! ;) (BTW, Weird Al is working on a new album. [url=http://www.weirdal.com/0705a.htm]Here are some pix of the recording session[/url]

KC Oct 05 2005 10:18 AM

A couple of those boys look like the poster children for crystal meth.

SwitchHitter Oct 06 2005 02:43 PM

I never get logged off. Ever. I'm running vanilla mozilla (I had issues with firefox) and I have cable. I also ticked the little "Keep me logged on on this computer" button when I first logged in here. I don't know it that information will help anyone.

Yancy Street Gang Oct 06 2005 02:44 PM

SwitchHitter wrote: I never get logged off. Ever. I'm running vanilla mozilla (I had issues with firefox) and I have cable. Vanilla Mozilla? Isn't that Bobby Bonilla's wife?

Yancy Street Gang Oct 06 2005 02:48 PM

ScarletKnight41 wrote: I don't get kicked off per se. But lately, for no reason, often the board will reset itself and won't tell me which threads are still unread (they will all appear to have been read, even if I haven't looked at them yet). Frankly, Scarlett, that's been happening to me, too. Sometimes, not always, when I post a response in a thread, the other threads that I haven't read yet lose their unread status. This first popped up in the last week or two.

ScarletKnight41 Oct 06 2005 03:45 PM

Yes - it's a recent phenomenon.

Rockin' Doc Oct 07 2005 06:29 AM

I agree that getting logged off unexpectedly is a recent problem. I never had it happen to me until last week. Now it seems to happens any time that I stay in the same thread for too long. If I spend much time reading a thread or writing a post, then I'm almost assured that I will be disconnected once I move to the next screen. I just have to keep moving. I guess I should post more (brief posts) and read less. It's either that or log on repeatedly each time I visit the CPF. Upon Edit: This response apparently took too long to type. I got disconnected when I tried to post it.

seawolf17 Oct 07 2005 07:24 AM

Yancy, that's been happening to me a lot lately also.

Johnny Dickshot Oct 07 2005 07:26 AM

Si senor. Although if it happened all time time I wouldn't have found this thread.

cooby Oct 07 2005 07:42 AM

I had to bake Scarlet's cake twice

KC Oct 07 2005 09:12 AM

I have no explanation, theories, or solution.

KC Oct 08 2005 01:27 PM

test

KC Oct 08 2005 01:32 PM

Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their god damn football team.

KC Oct 08 2005 01:53 PM

"I Don't Mind" Reality's a dream A game in which I seem To never find out just what I am I don't know if I'm an actor or ham A shamen or sham But if you don't mind I don't mind I'm lost without a clue So how can I undo The tangle of these webs I keep weaving I don't know if I should be believing Deceptive perceiving But if you don't mind I don't mind I used to bet that you didn't care But gambling never got me anywhere Each time I used to feel so sure Something about you made me doubt you more How can you convince me When everything I see Just makes me feel you're putting me down And if it's true this pathetic clown'll Keep hanging around That's if you don't mind I don't mind I used to bet that you didn't care But gambling never got me anywhere Each time I used to be so sure Something about you made me doubt you more I even think you hate me when you call me on the phone And sometimes when we go out I wish I'd stayed at home And when I'm dreaming or just lying in my bed I think you've got it in for me Is it all in my head is it in my head How can you convince me When everything I see Just makes me feel you're putting me down And if it's true this pathetic clown'll Keep hanging around That's if you don't mind I don't mind I don't mind

KC Oct 08 2005 02:02 PM

"Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (You Shouldn't've Fallen In Love With)?" You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you And that's worse Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with I can't see much of a future Unless we find out what's to blame What a shame And we won't be together much longer Unless we realize that we are the same Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with You disturb my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt And I'm hurt And if I start a commotion I'll only end up losing you And that's worse Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone Ever fallen in love In love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with Fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone You shouldn't've fallen in love with

KC Oct 08 2005 02:11 PM

>>>I have no explanation, theories, or solution.<<< I tried a bunch of things, there's no pattern that I can see. Sometimes I just got bumped off. Other times I was able to switch to six different sites and come back to the cpf and it cookied me in no problem. Other times, I would just click on something on the cpf and get logged off. I'm sorry if people really find it a pain in the ass, but I'm clueless at this point.

Rockin' Doc Oct 08 2005 02:33 PM

KC - "...I'm clueless at this point." I often feel the same way. Maybe you should have getalife take a look at it. I understand he's a pretty sharp guy.

cooby Oct 08 2005 02:37 PM

I think I have not only solved the problem of how to stop it, but why some people aren't affected. But I am still experimenting.

cooby Nov 23 2005 01:40 PM

It works...

Elster88 Nov 23 2005 02:32 PM

Well?

cooby Nov 23 2005 02:56 PM

When you log in, choose the "always stay logged in" box. It seems to work

KC Nov 23 2005 05:30 PM

You'll find it always works, sometimes.