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KC Sep 09 2006 12:49 PM

Oh it's so funny to be seeing you after so long, girl. And with the way you look I understand that you were not impressed. But I heard you let that little friend of mine take off your party dress. I'm not going to get too sentimental like those other sticky valentines, 'cause I don't know if you are loving somebody. I only know it isn't mine. Alison, I know this world is killing you. Oh, Alison, my aim is true. Well I see you've got a husband now. Did he leave your pretty fingers lying in the wedding cake? You used to hold him right in your hand. I'll bet he took all he could take. Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking when I hear the silly things that you say. I think somebody better put out the big light, 'cause I can't stand to see you this way. Alison, I know this world is killing you. Oh, Alison, my aim is true. My aim is true.

KC Sep 09 2006 12:50 PM

Bernadette, people are searchin' for the kind of love that we possess. Some go on searchin' their whole life through and never find the love I've found in you. And when I speak of you I see envy in other men's eyes, and I'm well aware of what's on their minds. They pretend to be my friend, when all the time they long to persuade you from my side. They'd give the world and all they own for just one moment we have known. Bernadette, they want you because of the pride that gives, But Bernadette, I want you because I need you to live. But while I live only to hold you, Some other men, they long to control you. But how can they control you Bernadette, when they can not control themselves, Bernadette, from wanting you, needing you, But darling you belong to me. I'll tell the world you belong to me, I'll tell the world, you're the soul of me, I'll tell the world you're a part of me. In your arms I find the kind of peace of mind the world is searching for, But you, you give me the joy this heart of mine has always been longing for. In you I have what other men long for. All men need someone to worship and adore, that's why I treasure you and place you high above, for the only joy in life is to be loved. So whatever you do, Bernadette, keep on loving me, Bernadette, keep on needing me, Bernadette.

Elster88 Sep 09 2006 12:51 PM

Is alphabetic a word?

Frayed Knot Sep 09 2006 01:04 PM

Cecilia, you're breaking my heart You're shaking my confidence daily Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees I'm begging you please to come home Cecilia, you're breaking my heart You're shaking my confidence daily Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees I'm begging you please to come home Come on home Making love in the afternoon with Cecilia Up in my bedroom (making love) I got up to wash my face When I come back to bed Someone's taken my place Cecilia, you're breaking my heart You're shaking my confidence daily Oh, Cecilia, I'm down on my knees I'm begging you please to come home Come on home Jubilation, she loves me again, I fall on the floor and I'm laughing, Jubilation, she loves me again, I fall on the floor and I'm laughing

KC Sep 09 2006 01:08 PM

I believe alphabetic is acceptable ... I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) Donna (I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) Donna (I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) Donna (I need you, yes, I need you ...) You can hear me say that I need you, ooh And I would like you to be the woman (I need you, yes, I need ...) Why you treat me this way, I can't understand (I need you, yes, I need ...) You hear what I've got to say (I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) No slippin', no slidin', no bumpin', no borin' Donna came riding to town (I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) If you follow the race, it's no disgrace Donna, pick yourself from off the ground (I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) (I need you, yes, I need you ...) Donna, I wanna hear you (I need you, yes, I need ...) Soon come, soon come, soon come (I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) No slippin', no slidin', no bumpin', no borin' Donna came riding to town (I need you, yes, I need you, Donna) If you follow the race, it's no disgrace Donna, pick yourself from off the ground, say something (... yes, I need ...) Say something (I need you, yes, I need you ...)

OlerudOwned Sep 09 2006 02:08 PM

Poor old Johnny Ray Sounded sad upon the radio, he moved a million hearts in mono. Our mothers cried and sang along and who'd blame them. Now you're grown, so grown, now I must say more than ever. Go Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye and we can sing just like our fathers. Come on Eileen, I swear (well he means) At this moment you mean everything, With you in that dress my thoughts I confess verge on dirty Ah come on Eileen. These people round here wear beaten down eyes Sunk in smoke dried faces they're so resigned to what their fate is, But not us, no not us we are far too young and clever. Remember Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye Eileen I'll hum this tune forever. Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means Ah come on let's take off everything, That pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes) Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please.

KC Sep 09 2006 03:15 PM

I'm stuck already.

Willets Point Sep 09 2006 03:36 PM

Here she comes, you better watch your step She's going to break your heart in two, it's true It's not hard to realize Just look into her false colored eyes She builds you up to just put you down, what a clown 'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale) The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale) She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale) See the way she walks Hear the way she talks You're written in her book You're number 37, have a look She's going to smile to make you frown, what a clown Little boy, she's from the street Before you start, you're already beat She's gonna play you for a fool, yes it's true 'Cause everybody knows (She's a femme fatale) The things she does to please (She's a femme fatale) She's just a little tease (She's a femme fatale) See the way she walks Hear the way she talks If that's cheating here's a Peter, Paul & Mary song about a gal named Flora: When first I came to Louisville, my fortune there to find, I met a fair young maiden there, her beauty filled my mind. Her rosy cheek, her ruby lips, they gave my heart no rest. The name she bore was Flora, the lily of the west. I courted lovely Flora, she promised ne'er to go. But soon a tale was told to me that filled my heart with woe. They said she meets another man who holds my love in jest. And yet I trusted Flora, the lily of the west. 'Way down in yonder shady grove, a man of low degree, He spoke unto my Flora there and kissed her 'neath a tree. The answers that she gave to him like arrows pierced my breast. I was betrayed by Flora, the lily of the west. I stepped up to my rival, my dagger in my hand. I seized him by the collar and I ordered him to stand. All in my desperation I stabbed him in his breast. I'd killed a man for Flora, the lily of the west. And then I had to stand my trial, I had to make my plea. They placed me in a pris'ner's dock and then commenced on me. Although she swore my life away, deprived me of my rest. Still I love my faithless Flora, the lily of the west.

Rockin' Doc Sep 09 2006 04:14 PM

Like to tell ya about my baby You know she comes around She about five feet four A-from her head to the ground You know she comes around here At just about midnight She make ya feel so good, Lord She make ya feel all right And her name is G-L-O-R-I G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it all night (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it everyday (GLORIA) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah She comes around here Just about midnight Ha, she make me feel so good, Lord I wanna say she make me feel alright Comes a-walkin' down my street When she comes to my house She knocks upon my door And then she comes in my room Yeah, an' she make me feel alright G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) G-L-O-R-I-A (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it all night (GLORIA) I'm gonna shout it everyday (GLORIA) Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Looks so good (GLORIA) alright Just so good (GLORIA) alright, yeah

Frayed Knot Sep 09 2006 04:20 PM

Hey there! Georgie girl Swinging down the street so fancy free, nobody you meet could ever see the loneliness there inside you. Hey there! Georgie girl why do all the boys just pass you by? Could it be you just don't try, or is it the clothes you wear? You're always window shopping but never stopping to buy. So shed those dowdy feathers and fly a little bit. Hey there! Georgie girl there's another Georgie deep inside Bring out all the love you hide and oh, what a change there'd be, The world would see a new Georgie girl. Hey there! Georgie girl Dreaming of the someone you could be Life is a reality, you can't always run away. Don't be so scared of changing and rearranging yourself. It's time for jumping down from the shelf a little bit.

Willets Point Sep 09 2006 04:28 PM

Foul on Frayed Knot! (one, two, one, two, three, four...) Henrietta, baby whatcha do to me? Henrietta, you say that you wanna leave, You got me so shook up, I never ever wanna break free. Henrietta, I say you look so fine, Henrietta, will your love be mine? You’re always on the move, hangin’ on another line. Chorus: The day your love went away, I thought that you was gonna stay But it was an omen, I tried and tried, Caught up by all your lies! Henrietta, why wontcha treat me right? Henrietta, you say you’ll love with all your might, Well, love me baby, love me all through the night. Whoa! Chorus Henrietta, why wontcha treat me right? Henrietta, you say you’ll love with all your might, Well, love me baby, love me all through the night.

Willets Point Sep 09 2006 04:28 PM

Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Bergman Let's go make a picture On the island of Stromboli Ingrid Bergman Ingrid Bergman, you're so perty You'd make any mountain quiver You'd make fire fly from the crater Ingrid Bergman This old mountain it's been waiting All its life for you to work it For your hand to touch its hard rock Ingrid Bergman Ingrid Bergman If you'll walk across my camera, I will flash the world your story, I will pay you more than money Ingrid Bergman Not by pennies dimes nor quarters But with happy sons and daughters And they'll sing around Stromboli Ingrid Bergman This old mountain it's been waiting All its life for you to work it For your hand to touch its hard rock Ingrid Bergman Ingrid Bergman

Lundy Sep 09 2006 04:31 PM

We're gonna break out the hats and hooters When Josie comes home We're gonna rev up the motor scooters When Josie comes home to stay We're gonna park in the street Sleep on the beach and make it Throw down the jam till the girls say when Lay down the law and break it When Josie comes home When Josie comes home So good She's the pride of the neighborhood She's the raw flame The live wire She prays like a Roman With her eyes on fire Jo would you love to scrapple She'll never say no Shine up the battle apple We'll shake 'em all down tonight We're gonna mix in the street Strike at the stroke of midnight Dance on the bones till the girls say when Pick up what's left by daylight When Josie comes home When Josie comes home So bad She's the best friend we ever had She's the raw flame The live wire She prays like a Roman With her eyes on fire When Josie comes home So good She's the pride of the neighborhood She's the raw flame The live wire She prays like a Roman With her eyes on fire

Willets Point Sep 09 2006 04:32 PM

Damn, I couldn't find the lyrics to "Jeanette Get Your Hair Done".

cooby Sep 09 2006 04:46 PM

I've been waiting for J. (Rod McKuen) Jean, Jean, roses are red All the leaves have gone green And the clouds are so low You can touch them, and so Come out to the meadow, Jean Jean, Jean, you're young and alive Come out of your half-dreamed dream And run, if you will, to the top of the hill Open your arms, bonnie Jean Till the sheep in the valley come home my way Till the stars fall around me and find me alone When the sun comes a-singin' I'll still be waitin' For Jean, Jean, roses are red And all of the leaves have gone green While the hills are ablaze with the moon's yellow haze Come into my arms, bonnie Jean (Jean, Jean) Jean, you're young and alive!! Come out of your half-dreamed dream And run, if you will to the top of the hill Come into my arms, bonnie Jean Jean La-la-la-la [etc.]

HahnSolo Sep 09 2006 08:36 PM

Do you remember chalk hearts melting on a playground wall Do you remember dawn escapes from moon washed college halls Do you remember the cherry blossom in the market square Do you remember I thought it was confetti in our hair By the way didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart So sorry, I never meant to break your heart But you broke mine Kayleigh is it too late to say Im sorry? And kayleigh could we get it together again? I just cant go on pretending that it came to a natural end Kayleigh, oh I never thought Id miss you And kayleigh I thought that wed always be friends We said our love would last forever So how did it come to this bitter end? Do you remember barefoot on the lawn with shooting stars Do you remember loving on the floor in belsize park Do you remember dancing in stilettoes in the snow Do you remember you never understood I had to go By the way, didnt I break your heart? Please excuse me, I never meant to break your heart So sorry, I never meant to break your heart But you broke mine Kayleigh I just wanna say Im sorry But kayleigh Im too scared to pick up the phone To hear youve found another lover to patch up our broken home Kayleigh Im still trying to write that love song Kayleigh its more important to me now youre gone Maybe it will prove that we were right Or ever prove that I was wrong

seawolf17 Sep 09 2006 08:55 PM

Laura Calls me In the middle of the night Passes on her Painful information Then these careless fingers They get caught in her vice Til they're bleeding On my coffee table Living alone isn't all that It's cracked up to be I'm on her side Why does she push the poison on me? Laura Has a very hard time All her life has Been one long disaster Then she tells me She suddenly believes she's seen A very good sign She'll be taking Some aggressive action I fight her wars While she's slamming her doors In my face Failure to break Was the only mistake That she made Here I am feeling like a fucking fool Do I react the way exactly She intends me to? Everytime I think I'm off the hook She makes me lose my cool I'm her machine And she can punch all the keys She can push any button I was programmed through Laura Calls me When she needs a good fix All her questions Will get sympathetic answers I should Be so Immunized To all of her tricks She's surviving On her second chances Sometimes I feel like this Godfather deal is all wrong How can she hold an umbilical chord For so long? I've done everything I can What else am I supposed to do I'm her machine And she can punch all the keys She can push any button I was programmed through Laura Loves me Even if I don't care That's my problem That's her sacred absolution If she had to She would put herself in my chair Even though I Faced electrocution She always says I'm the best friend that She's ever had How do you Hang up on someone Who needs you that bad?

Willets Point Sep 09 2006 09:00 PM

The most beautiful sound I ever heard: Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria. All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word: Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria, Maria. Maria, I've just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly the name will never be the same to me. Maria! I've just kissed a girl named Maria. And suddenly I've found how wonderful a sound can be. Maria, say it loud and there's music playing. Say it soft and it's almost like praying, Maria, I never stop saying: "Maria!"

RealityChuck Sep 09 2006 09:39 PM

CHORUS: We're going to Atlantic city, we have packed our dresses pretty, soon you'll see us mingling with the throng. MEN: Before we start on our vacation we have one more obligation, let us ask Nanette to come along. WOMEN: Why should we take Nanette along, she'll be an extra dame. MEN: Because we fellows like Nanette NANETTE: Oh, did I hear my name? MEN: Please let her go TOMMY: Please let her go WOMEN: No, no, Nanette. CHORUS: No, no, no, no! NANETTE: No, no, Nanette, that's all I hear! I get it the whole day through. No, no, Nanette regales my ear no matter what I may do. Sometime, perhaps, I'll have my way when I am old and turning grey. But just as yet it's always no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Nanette! DANCE SCENE CHORUS: No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, Nanette.

cooby Sep 09 2006 09:42 PM

So that's what No, No Nanette means.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 09 2006 10:44 PM

]Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland or France The man in the mac said you've got to go back You know they didn't even give us a chance Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me Finally made the plane into Paris, honeymooning down by the Seine Peter Brown call to say, you can make it O.K. You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, talking in our beds for a week The newspapers said, say what're you doing in bed I said we're only trying to get us some peace Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me Saving up your money for a rainy day, giving all your clothes to charity Last night the wife said, oh boy when you're dead You don't take nothing with you but your soul, Think! Made a lightning trip to Vienna, eating chocolate cake in a bag The newspapers said, she's gone to his head They look just like to Gurus in drag Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me Caught the early plane back to London, fifty acorns tied in a sack The men from the press, said we wish you success It's good to have the both of you back Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going , they're going to crucify me The way things are going, they're going to crucify me

Frayed Knot Sep 09 2006 11:24 PM

The 'Ballad of John and Yoko' doesn't qualify as an "O" song, so The Band is going to pinch hit with a real one: Boards on the window Mail by the door What would anybody leave so quickly for? Ophelia - Where have you gone? The old neighborhood just ain't the same Nobody knows just what became of Ophelia - tell me, what went wrong Was it somethin' that somebody said? Mama, I know we broke the rules Was somebody up against the law? Honey, you know I'd die for you Ashes of laughter The coast is clear Why do the best things always disappear Like Ophelia - please darken my door Was it somethin' that somebody said? Honey, you know we broke the rules Was somebody up against the law? Honey, you know I'd die for you They got your number Scared and runnin' But I'm still waitin' for the second comin' Of Ophelia - come back home

Willets Point Sep 09 2006 11:28 PM

If you knew Peggy Sue - then youd know why I feel blue without Peggy - my Peggy Sue oh well, I love you gal - yes, I love you Peggy Sue Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue - oh how my heart yearns for you oh Peggy - my Peggy Sue oh well, I love you gal - yes, I love you Peggy Sue Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue - pretty pretty pretty pretty Peggy Sue oh Peggy - my Peggy Sue oh well, I love you gal and I need you Peggy Sue I love you Peggy Sue - with a love so rare and true oh Peggy - my Peggy Sue well I love you gal - I want you Peggy Sue ***SOLO*** Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue pretty pretty pretty pretty Peggy Sue oh Peggy - my Peggy Sue oh well, I love you gal and I need you Peggy Sue I love you Peggy Sue - with a love so rare and true oh Peggy - my Peggy Sue well I love you gal - I want you Peggy Sue oh well, I love you gal and I want you Peggy Sue

Edgy DC Sep 09 2006 11:47 PM

I got lumps in my throat When I saw her comin down the aisle I got the wiggles in my knees When she looked at me and sweetly smiled Well there she is again Standin over by the record machine Well she looks like a model On the cover of a magazine But she's too cute To be a minute over seventeen Meanwhile I was thinkin' Well if she's in the mood No need to break it I got the chance and I oughta take it If she can dance we can make it C'mon Queenie let's shake it I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie Won't someone tell me Who's the queen standin over by the record machine Well she looks like a model On the cover of a magazine But she's too cute To be a minute over seventeen I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie Meanwhile, I was still thinkin, hmmmm, Well if it's a slow one We'll omit it If it's a rocker, then we'll get it If it's a good one, she'll admit it C'mon Queenie, let's get with it I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie I said go, go, go, little Queenie...

SteveJRogers Sep 09 2006 11:55 PM

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light Those days are over You don't have to sell your body to the night Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight Walk the streets for money You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light Put on the red light, put on the red light Put on the red light, put on the red light Put on the red light, oh I loved you since I knew ya I wouldn't talk down to ya I have to tell you just how I feel I won't share you with another boy I know my mind is made up So put away your make up Told you once I won't tell you again it's a bad way Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light You don't have to put on the red light Put on the red light, put on the red light

Valadius Sep 10 2006 12:01 AM

Argh, you forgot "C'mon Marianne" for M.

Lundy Sep 10 2006 12:02 AM

Go now, don't look back, we've drawn the line Move on, it's no good to go back in time I'll never find another girl like you, for happy endings it takes two We're fire and ice, the dream won't come true Sara, Sara, storms are brewin' in your eyes Sara, Sara, no time is a good time for goodbyes Danger in the game when the stakes are high Branded, my heart was branded while my senses stood by I'll never find another girl like you, for happy endings it takes two We're fire and ice, the dream won't come true Sara, Sara, storms are brewin' in your eyes Sara, Sara, no time is a good time, oh Sara, Sara, storms are brewin' in your eyes Sara, Sara, no time is a good time for goodbyes ('Cos Sara) Loved me like no one has ever loved me before (And Sara) Hurt me, no one could ever hurt me more (And Sara) Sara, nobody loved me anymore I'll never find another girl like you We're fire and ice, the dream won't come true Sara, Sara, no time is a good time, oh Sara, Sara, storms are brewin' in your eyes Sara, Sara, no time is a good time, no Ooh Sara, why did it, why did it, why did it all fall apart...

Willets Point Sep 10 2006 12:07 AM

I still think about Susan, and all our ups and downs Never met a woman so resolute, she speaks her mind, stands her ground Thought we'd go on forever, and I must still be surprised 'Cause I can't forget that sweet look in her eyes Susan across the ocean Chose to go so far away Susan, what does your spirit hide? That makes me question my life this way Susan across the ocean I ain't a slave to nobody Susan, you don't mean anything Susan, you're everything to me I had plans to raise a family; she had plans of her own Children are so demanding, and she had so much to prove, and places to go I'm not angry anymore, but it hurts me so bad When I think of all the sweet times we could have had Just when you think you know somebody well When you're completely in love, you can never tell When it's over Is it over? I'm sixty years tomorrow, but I still hold my own I married a woman whose love I hold, and we had three kids, watched them grow But when I wake up in the morning, it still hurts me so bad Because I love this woman beside me, But I can't help to think about the life I could have had

Willets Point Sep 10 2006 12:08 AM

Ah shoot, beat by Lundy!

Willets Point Sep 10 2006 12:09 AM

Tessie is the Royal Rooters rally cry Tessie is the TUNE they always sung Tessie echoed April through October nights After serenading Stahl, Dineen and Young Tessie is a maiden with the sparkling eyes Tessie is a maiden with the love She doesn't know the meaning of her sight She's got a comment full of love And sometimes when the game is on the line Tessie always carried them away Up the road from Third Base to Huntington The boys will always sing and sway Two! Three! Four! Tessie, 'Nuff Ced McGreevy shouted We're not here to mess around Boston, you know we love you madly Hear the crowd roar to your sound Don't blame us if we ever doubt you You know we couldn't live without you Tessie, you are the only, only, only The Rooters showed up at the Grounds one day They found their seats had all been sold McGreevy led the charge into the park Stormed the gates and put the game on hold The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright Boston's tenth man could not be wrong Up from Third Base to Huntington They sang another victory song Two! Three! Four! Tessie, 'Nuff Ced McGreevy shouted We're not here to mess around Boston, you know we love you madly Hear the crowd roar to your sound Don't blame us if we ever doubt you You know we couldn't live without you Tessie, you are the only, only, only The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright Boston's tenth man could not be wrong Up from Third Base to Huntington They sang another victory song Two! Three! Four! Tessie, 'Nuff Ced McGreevy shouted We're not here to mess around Boston, you know we love you madly Hear the crowd roar to your sound Don't blame us if we ever doubt you You know we couldn't live without you Tessie, you are the only, only, only Don't blame us if we ever doubt you You know we couldn't live without you Boston, you are the only, only, only Don't blame us if we ever doubt you You know we couldn't live without you Red Sox, you are the only, only, only

Rockin' Doc Sep 10 2006 08:49 AM

I believe this little exercise may have come to a screeching halt. I can't even think of any women with a name that starts with the letter U other than Uma Thurman. I guess it's hard to write and romantic love song to Ursula or Uma. The best I could come up with using Google was a song from 1885 entitled, Upidee. Of course, I'm not sure it's really about a women, but it is listed under the category of "Heart Songs". Either way, there aren't any lyrics available and I don't really think it would be what KC had in mind when he started this exercise. This is the best I can come up with until someone thinks of a more suitable "U" song: Darling you send me Darling you send me, yeah Darling you send me (Come on baby, come on) Honest you do (You know it) Honest you do (Come on, don't be nervous) Honest you do Darling you move me Darling you move me, yeah Darling you move me Honest you do Honest you do Oh, and at first I thought it was infatuation But, oh, it's lasted so long That now I find myself wanting to marry you And take you home Oh, you send me Darling you send me Darling you, you, you send me Honest you do Honest you do Oh, and at first I thought it was infatuation But, oh, it's lasted so long That now I find myself wanting to marry you And take you home Oh, you move me, yeah Darling you move me Darling you move me Honest you do Honest you do

seawolf17 Sep 10 2006 09:09 AM

Doc, you're not looking hard enough. When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl Even before her first pubic hair would curl Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout And we all love her - Ursula We all love her Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight Ursula finally has tits - Now she's cool Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude Ursula finally has tits She went to the drugstore and I saw what she bought Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest And we all love her - Ursula We all love her - Ursula Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited! 'Cause Ursula finally has tits - etc... I can't decide if I'm offended or amused. Song is by the Queers, whoever they are.

seawolf17 Sep 10 2006 09:10 AM

Is it bad form to do two in a row? Well, I don't care. Is it all in that pretty little head of yours? What goes on in that place in the dark? Well I used to know a girl and I would have sworn that her name was Veronica Well she used to have a carefree mind of her own and a delicate look in her eye These days I'm afraid she's not even sure if her name is Veronica Chorus: Do you suppose, that waiting hands on eyes, Veronica has gone to hide? And all the time she laughs at those who shout her name and steal her clothes Veronica Veronica Did the days drag by? Did the favours wane? Did he roam down the town all the time? Will you wake from your dream, with a wolf at the door, reaching out for Veronica Well it was all of sixty-five years ago When the world was the street where she lived And a young man sailed on a ship in the sea With a picture of Veronica On the "Empress of India" And as she closed her eyes upon the world and picked upon the bones of last week's news She spoke his name outloud again Chorus Veronica sits in her favourite chair and she sits very quiet and still And they call her a name that they never get right and if they don't then nobody else will But she used to have a carefree mind of her own, with devilish look in her eye Saying "You can call me anything you like, but my name is Veronica" Chorus

Johnny Dickshot Sep 10 2006 09:15 AM

Is it bad form to do two in a row? Yes. ]Long ago life was clean Sex was bad and obscene And the rich were so mean Stately homes for the lords Croquet lawns, village greens Victoria was my queen Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria I was born, lucky me In a land that I love Though I am poor, I am free When I grow I shall fight For this land I shall die Let her sun never set Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Land of hope and gloria Land of my victoria Land of hope and gloria Land of my victoria Victoria, toria Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Canada to india Australia to cornwall Singapore to hong kong From the west to the east From the rich to the poor Victoria loved them all Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Victoria, victoria, victoria

KC Sep 10 2006 09:38 AM

V: >>>>Argh, you forgot "C'mon Marianne" for M.<<< We'll just loop around again, so try not to use up two three songs per letter for each round.

ScarletKnight41 Sep 10 2006 09:38 AM

seawolf - I love the video to the song Veronica. It's the best illustration of what it's like to have Alzheimer's that I have ever seen. Even if you jumped the gun, it's an excellent choice.

seawolf17 Sep 10 2006 09:40 AM

="KC"]V: >>>>Argh, you forgot "C'mon Marianne" for M.<<< We'll just loop around again, so try not to use up two three songs per letter for each round. Then we're really going to have a problem when we get back to U.

KC Sep 10 2006 09:48 AM

Yeah, I just pulled up a long list of U's and they're pretty obscure names - most of them from very distant lands.

Frayed Knot Sep 10 2006 10:57 AM

Wendy, Wendy what went wrong Oh so wrong We went together for so long I never thought a guy could cry 'Til you made it with another guy Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad Wendy, Wendy don't lose your head Lose your head Wendy don't believe a word he says I can't picture you with him His future looks awful dim Oh Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurt so bad Wendy I wouldn't hurt you like that No no no I thought we had our love down pat Guess I was wrong The farthest thing from my mind Was the day that I'd wake up to find My Wendy Wendy left me alone Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy...

Johnny Dickshot Sep 10 2006 11:25 AM

KISS ARMY to the resucue: ]I got a letter just the other day She sent a picture, but she didn't sign her name She wore high heels and a little black lace I knew her body, but I couldn't see her face She didn't leave a number, not an address or a clue But something in that photograph reminded me of you Baby, let's put the X in sex Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Baby, let's put the X in sex Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye I got a call in the middle of the night Heavy breathin' never sounded quite so nice She said "Oh yeah, I wish that I was there" I asked who was calling, but she wasn't playing fair Sometimes you gotta suffer for the pleasure that you seek You're beggin' for an eyeful but you only get a peek Baby, let's put the X in sex Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Baby, let's put the X in sex Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye I heard somebody knockin' so I opened up the door She wore a hat, shades, and a trench coat Wasn't wearin' that much more She said she knew my secrets but I didn't have a clue Then I saw those black lace panties and I knew that it was you Baby, let's put the X in sex Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Baby, let's put the X in sex Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye Let's put the X in sex Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Baby, let's put the X in sex Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye Let's put the X in sex Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Baby, let's put the X in sex Keep it undercover, baby let me be your private eye Let's put the X in sex Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex Baby, let's put the X in sex

Edgy DC Sep 10 2006 12:16 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 10 2006 04:41 PM

Johnny cheated again. Xena: Warrior Princess Rap Draco: "The name's Draco, give me my props! Cause I'm the G when the music stops!" Xena: "I'm the baddest Mama jammer this side of Thrace. Your expression's gonna change when I'm in your face." Draco: "No, I'm the baddest rapper there is, and you’re the saddest there is, and that's the way it is." Xena: "You're just a copycat, that's where your head is at. You chase the rhythms from the place you were never at." Draco: "Ain't nobody tell you that paybacks are mother?" Xena: "Heads up, brother, cause here comes another." Draco: "It's time to face the funk blastin' at ya. You better give it up cause you aren't gonna match my rhyme." Xena: "Just like old times, when you be trippin' in your own stuff, didn't know what." Draco: "I'm the number one warlord, king of the horde. And I'm out to collect my reward." Xena: "Let's get it on, cause I'm getting bored." That Ursula song --- is it any good? I'm rather suspicious that the Xena rap isn't.

KC Sep 10 2006 03:43 PM

Light brown hair Down around her shoulders Yellow vest Summer dress And a smile Someone said they thought that she looked older But she's seventeen And I wish that She was mine You want to see the way She looked at me Y.V.O.N.N.E. Strangers come and go Through Salthill summers Each year see's new faces In the sunshine But mercy girl Yvonne She was my favourite She's seventeen And I wish that She was mine You want to see the way She looked at me

RealityChuck Sep 10 2006 05:03 PM

I was hoping for this one from my favorite group: She's broken all the superhearts of all the superheroes of the Galaxy. So why does she wanna to mess around with me? Listen to my story, it's sad but it's true. Please don't laugh, it could happen to you. Beautiful Zelda from Galaxy 4 Suddenly walked through my door. Beautiful Zelda, leave me alone. Just get on back to the Twilight Zone. Don't try your jive on a poor Earth boy. 'Cos your kind of love don't bring me no joy. A fourth-dimensional space warp brought her to me, oh yeah. The most beautiful girl I ever did see, oh yeah. She gave me her hand but when I held her, oh yeah, I was fooled by Beautiful Zelda. Beautiful Zelda, tell me the truth. I'm just a clean-living All-Earth youth. Don't try your jive on a poor Earth boy. 'Cos your kind of love don't bring me no joy. Beautiful Zelda Beautiful Zelda Beautiful Zelda http://iankitching.me.uk/music/bonzos/tracks/zelda.htmlx

Frayed Knot Sep 10 2006 05:10 PM

And now, Nick Lowe to put a coda on this one: There are some things you can't cover up With lipstick and powder Thought I heard you mention my name Can't you talk any louder Don't come any closer, don't come any nearer My vision of you can't come any clearer Oh, I just wanna hear girls talk Got a loaded imagination bein' fired by girls' talk It's a more or less situation inspired by girls' talk But I can't say the words you wanna hear I suppose you're gonna have to play it by ear, right here And now, girls talk And they wanna know how girls talk And they say it's not allowed, girls talk If they say that it's so Don't they think that I'd know by now Got the word up on everyone's lipstick That you're getting faded You may not be an old-fashioned girl But you're gonna get dated Was it really murder, were you just pretending Lately I've heard you are the living end Girls talk, and they wanna know how girls talk And they say it's not allowed, girls talk And they think they know how girls talk If they say that it's so Don't they think that I'd now by now But I can't say the words you wanna hear I suppose you're gonna have to play it by ear, I hear There are some things you can't cover up With lipstick and powder But I heard you mention my name Can't you talk any louder Don't come any closer, don't come any nearer My vision of you can't come any clearer Girls talk, and they wanna know how girls talk And they say it's not allowed, girls talk And they think they know how girls talk Girls talk, girls talk Girls talk, girls talk Girls talk, girls talk Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah girls talk Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah girls talk

Johnny Dickshot Sep 10 2006 05:22 PM

Starting over again ... If you gotta be creative, be creative: ]I can see why you think you belong to me I never tried to make you think or make you see one thing for yourself But now you're off with someone else and I'm alone You see I thought I might keep you for my own Amy, what you wanna do I think I could stay with you For a while maybe longer if I do Don't you think the time was right for us to find All the things we thought weren't proper could be in time And can't you see which way we should turn together or alone I can never see what's right or what is wrong Don't you take too long to tell me Amy, what you wanna do I think I could stay with you For a while maybe longer if I do Amy, what you wanna do I think I could stay with you For a while maybe longer if I do Now just come to what you want you've had your way And all the things you thought before just faded into gray And you can see that I don't know if it's you or if it's me If it's one of us I'm sure we both will see Won't you look at me and tell me Amy, what you wanna do I think I could stay with you For a while maybe longer if I, longer if I do Amy, what you wanna do I think I could stay with you For a while maybe longer if I do I keep fallin in and out of love, with you...

Frayed Knot Sep 10 2006 05:27 PM

Actually, wasn't that one 'Aimee' ?

KC Sep 10 2006 05:33 PM

I heard "Girls Talk" on the Tappan Zee Bridge today late this morning. Isn't that Edmonds with the funny first spelling of Kevin using an o? Anyway, that's what they said on the radio sort of.

Edgy DC Sep 10 2006 05:34 PM

When you're young, you do what you think you're s'posed to (yes you do) There ain't no big hand from Heaven reachin' down to guide you Well, I thought I loved you; I made a promise that I couldn't keep Oh I'm sorry, but so is Brenda Lee We used to laugh at how we would prove them all wrong And it was gonna be blue skies and endless sweet love songs Oh nowadays baby, you won't even admit that you once knew me Well, well, I'm sorry, but so is Brenda Lee Well, it's funny how the world turns 'round It's funny how the seasons go It's funny how it always rains on the day you get your shoes shined And it's funny, how apart we've grown Oh yeah, Baby it looks like you've gone your way, and I guess I'll go mine Oh, I know you've got your reasons for being unkind Aw, but that's all right, Darlin', I'm never gonna miss the way things used to be Oh, I'm sorry, but so is Brenda Lee Yea, I'm sorry, but so is Brenda Lee Well, I'm sorry, but so is Brenda Lee

cooby Sep 10 2006 05:54 PM

Ooh, Wide dug that one out

Willets Point Sep 10 2006 06:54 PM

Singalong everybody! Where it began, I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Oh, wasn't the spring, whooo And spring became the summer Who'd believe you'd come along Hands, touching hands, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good I've been inclined to believe it never would And now I, I look at the night, whooo And it don't seem so lonely We fill it up with only two, oh And when I hurt Hurting runs off my shoulder How can I hurt when holding you Oh, one, touching one, reaching out Touching me, touching you Oh, sweet Caroline Good times never seem so good Oh I've been inclined to believe it never would Ohhh, sweet Caroline, good times never seem so good

Willets Point Sep 10 2006 06:56 PM

O DEANNA O Deanna! O DEANNA Sweet Deanna! O DEANNA You know you are my friend, yeah O DEANNA And I ain't down here for your money I ain't down here for your love I ain't down here for your love or money I'm down here for your soul No carpet on the floor And the winding cloth holds many moths Around your Ku Klux furniture I cum of death-head in your frock We discuss the murder plan We discuss murder and the murder act Murder takes the wheel of your Cadillac And death climbs in the back O DEANNA This is a car O DEANNA This is a gun O DEANNA And this a day number one O DEANNA Our little crimeworn histories Black and smoking christmas trees And honey, it ain't mystery Why you're a mystery to me We will eat out of their pantries And their parlours Ashy leaving in their beds And we'll unload into their heads On this mean season This little angel that I squeezin' She ain't been mean to me O DEANNA O Deanna! O DEANNA You are my friend and my partner O DEANNA On this house on the hill O DEANNA And I ain't down here for your money I ain't down here for your love I ain't down here for your love or money I'm down here for your soul O DEANNA I am a-knocking O DEANNA With my toolbox and my stocking O DEANNA And I'll meet you on the corner O DEANNA Yes, you point it like a finger O DEANNA And squeeze its little thing O DEANNA Feel its kick, hear its bang And let no worry about its issue Don't worry about where its been and don't worry about where it hits Cause it just ain't yours to sin O DEANNA No it just ain't your to sin O DEANNA Sweet Deanna O DEANNA And we ain't getting any younger O DEANNA And I don't intend gettin' any older O DEANNA The sun a hump at my shoulder O DEANNA O Deanna! O DEANNA Sweet Deanna O DEANNA And I ain't down here for your money I ain't down here for your love I ain't down here for your love of money I'm down here for your soul

Johnny Dickshot Sep 10 2006 07:14 PM

cooby wrote: Ooh, Wide dug that one out Sent me on a 70s iTunes binge ending with me sobbing aloud while trying to sing "Morning Has Broken" to my son. Ahem. ]She’s on another planet She’s in my dream She’s some kind of angel If you know what I mean Try her on She fits like a glove Too bad she only thinks about The lord above Evangeline evangeline I think I love you But evangeline evangeline I want you Now if I called you up Do you think you Could deliver my soul? Won’t you take a drink Little darlin’ The cup is full And every night I bow to pray But I’ll feel a whole lot better Once you’re coming my way Evangeline evangeline I think I love you But evangeline evangeline I want you So come on down So tell me how you want it Come on, tell me how you want it Just tell me how you want it Just tell me how you want it We won’t be seen You can tell your father It was all a dream [try her on she fits like a glove] Too bad the only man you trust Is God above Evangeline evangeline I think I love you But evangeline evangeline I want you Now evangeline evangeline I think I love you But evangeline evangeline I want you She’s some kind of angel If you know what I mean

cooby Sep 10 2006 07:16 PM

I really think you're groovy, let's go out to a movie... You got a thing about you I just can't live without you I really want you, Elenore, near me Your looks intoxicate me Even though your folks hate me There's no one like you, Elenore, really Chorus: Elenore, gee I think you're swell And you really do me well You're my pride and joy, et cetera Elenore, can I take the time To ask you to speak your mind Tell me that you love me better Verse 2: I really think you're groovy Let's go out to a movie What do you say, now, Elenore, can we? They'll turn the lights way down low Maybe we won't watch the show I think I love you, Elenore, love me [repeat chorus] Coda: Elenore, gee I think you're swell ah-hah

cooby Sep 10 2006 07:16 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote: ="cooby"]Ooh, Wide dug that one out Sent me on a 70s iTunes binge ending with me sobbing aloud while trying to sing "Morning Has Broken" to my son. Aww :) Edit: Nuts, E was taken!

Johnny Dickshot Sep 10 2006 07:20 PM

Also pulled "Jazzman," "Dream Weaver," and another I'll try and use when we get to S.

RealityChuck Sep 10 2006 07:29 PM

Many variations on this one: Frankie and johnny were sweethearts Lordy, how they could love Swore to be true to each other Yeah, true to the skies above He was her man, wouldnt do her no wrong And frankie and johnny went walkin And johnny had on a new suit Yeah, frankie spent one-hundred dollar notes Just to make her man look cute He was her man, he wouldnt do her no wrong Frankie went over to the barroom Stopped for a bottle of beer Said to the old bartender man Has my lover johnny man been here? He was my man, lord, but hed been doin me wrong, so wrong. Yeah frankie looked over the transom door And then to her great surprise There sat her lover man johnny Makin love to nellie bly He was her man, but he was doin her wrong Well frankie lifted up her kimono dress And she drew (ladaladalala) out a little .44 She shot once, twice, three times (three times) she shot him And through that hardwood (door) floor Yeah she shot her man (yeah he was her man) Well but he been doin her wrong yeah He said, roll me over so careful ah Roll me over so slow, Oh roll me on to my left hand side, Because your bullet hurt me so, I was your man, but I been doin you wrong. Play it chris! (instrumental) Well they sent for frankies mother Come down to huddys saloon To see whats the matter with her boy She come down, frankie looked up at her Here what she said: She said, oh mrs. johnson, oh forgive me please Well I killed your lovin son, johnny But Im down on my bended knee I shot your man, cause he was doin me wrong. ah She said, Ill forgive you frankie, She said, Ill forgive you not, not For killin my lovin son johnny, Hes the only support that Ive got, cause you shot my man and he was doin you wrong. Well the last time I seen frankie She was a-sittin in a dungeon cell She would be there moanin, herself With no one there to care She shot her man, a hed been doin her wrong, so wrong Well bring out the overtime hearse all day long You gotta bring out the pony and truck hey Theyre gonna take johnny, johnny to the cemetary (graveyard) And they aint never coming back Oh he was her man, oh but he been doin her wrong, so wrong Well the story aint got no moral, lordy But the story aint got no end Well the story only goes to show That there aint no damn good in men He was her man, but he was doin her wrong Yeah, ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba

Rockin' Doc Sep 10 2006 08:13 PM

Same name as the first time through, but a different song. This time U2 proclaims their love for Gloria. Somewhere in Ireland, there must be one awesome woman named Gloria. Gloria... I try to sing this song I, I try to stand up But I can't find my feet I try, I try to speak up But only in you I'm complete Gloria...in te domine Gloria...exultate Gloria...Gloria Oh Lord, loosen my lips I try to sing this song I, I try to get in But I can't find the door The door is open You're standing there You let me in Gloria...in te domine Gloria...exultate Oh Lord, if I had anything Anything at all I'd give it to you I'd give it to you

cooby Sep 10 2006 08:28 PM

HOORAY FOR HAZEL (written by Tommy Roe) Tommy Roe - 1966 #6 Hooray for Hazel, she put me down Hooray for Hazel, she made me her clown Hooray for Hazel, she's up to her tricks Hooray for Hazel, she's gettin' her kicks Hazel's been in love with many a guy She tells them that she loves 'em and then says goodbye Hooray for Hazel, I'm now on her list I'm just another fool that couldn't resist (repeat chorus) Hazel never feels any pity or shame A broken heart is just a part of her evil game Hooray for Hazel, she did it again I'll join the ranks of broken hearts that she put me in (repeat chorus) Hazel only does things she wants to do She's selfish and spoiled and she knows that she's cute Hooray for Hazel, she still gets her way But there's a time a-comin' we'll be able to say Hooray for Hazel, there's tears in her eyes Hooray for Hazel, she know how to cry Hooray for Hazel, she's meek as a dove Hooray for Hazel, she's beggin' for love Hooray for Hazel, there's tears in her eyes Hooray for Hazel, she know how to cry

TheOldMole Sep 10 2006 08:54 PM

She comes on like a rose but everybody knows She'll get you in Dutch You can look but you better not touch Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin' Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound She's pretty as a daisy but look out man she's crazy She'll really do you in If you let her under your skin Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin' Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound Measles make you bumpy And mumps'll make you lumpy And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch A common cold'll fool ya And whooping cough can cool ya But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!! You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion You'll be scratchin' like a hound The minute you start to mess around Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin' Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound Measles make you bumpy And mumps'll make you lumpy And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch A common cold'll fool ya And whooping cough can cool ya But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!! You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion You'll be scratchin' like a hound The minute you start to mess around Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin' Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

ScarletKnight41 Sep 10 2006 08:55 PM

I met this girl She looked like axl rose Got drunk and took her home And we slept in our clothes And in the morning put My feet on the floor And thought Being awake never felt Like this before And julianne you[demo:i] know She wouldn't approve Talked all day on the phone 'cause i had nothing to do Got rid of axl by the afternoon Being awake never felt So clear and blue Chorus That's all i knew Guess that i was innocent too I'll sing a song yeah And it won't be the blues 'cause i don't miss julianne My friend she told me She felt sorry for me She said the truth would Come crashing down on me That i'd be sorry, But the truth of it is That i feel guilty for Not giving a shit Chorus I got a bag of trash I got my bag of trash

Edgy DC Sep 10 2006 09:04 PM

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Also pulled "Jazzman," "Dream Weaver," and another I'll try and use when we get to S. Actually, when you're on a seventies country-rock crossover binge, the album that produced "Amie" --- Pure Prarie League's Bustin' Out --- is wonderfuffle, with an achingly perfect and seamless Side Two that'll paralyze all hearing people on your block.

cooby Sep 10 2006 09:17 PM

Vince Gill back then?

Frayed Knot Sep 10 2006 09:30 PM

Catlong sighs, holdin' Kitty's black tooth She left to marry some top cat, ain't it the cold truth? And there hasn't been a tally since Sally left the alley Since Sally left with Big Pretty, things have got pretty thin It's tight on this fence since them young dudes are musclin' in Jack Knife cries 'cause Baby's in a bundle She goes runnin' nightly, lightly through the jungle And them tin cans are explodin' out of the 90-degree heat Cat somehow lost his baby down on Bleecker Street It's sad but it sure is true Cat shrugs his shoulders, sits back and sighs Catlong lies back-bent on a trash can Flashin' lights that cut the night, dude in the white says he's the man Well, you better move fast when you're young, or you're not around Cat somehow lost his Kitty in the city pound So get right, get tight, get down Who's that down at the end of the alley? She's been gone so long Here she comes, here she comes Here she comes, here she comes Kitty's back in town, here she comes now Kitty's back in town Cat knows Kitty's been untrue and that she left him for a city dude Well, she's so soft, she's so blue When he looks into her eyes, he just sits back and sighs Ooh, what can I do, ooh, what can I do? Ooh, what can I do, ooh, what can I do? Alright Ooh alright, ooh alright Ooh alright, ooh alright

RealityChuck Sep 10 2006 10:12 PM

Laura and Tommy were lovers He wanted to give her everything Flowers, presents, But most of all, a wedding ring He saw a sign for a stock car race A thousand dollar prize it read He couldn't get Laura on the phone So to her mother, Tommy said Tell Laura I love her Tell Laura I need her Tell Laura I may be late I've something to do, that cannot wait He drove his car to the racing grounds He was the youngest driver there The crowed roared as they started the race Around the track they drove at a deadly pace No one knows what happened that day Or how his car overturned in flames But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck With his dying breath, they heard him say Tell Laura I love her Tell Laura I need her Tell Laura not to cry My love for her will never die Now in the chapel where Laura prays For her poor Tommy, who passed away It was just for Laura he lived and died Alone in the chapel she can hear him cry Tell Laura I love her Tell Laura I need her Tell Laura not to cry My love for her will never die Tell Laura I love her Tell Laura I need her Tell Laura not to cry My love for her will never die

Rockin' Doc Sep 10 2006 10:18 PM

From Fountains of Wayne. "Maureen" I pick her up outside the station She's telling me about her spring vacation She's not leaving much to the imagination She's giving me way too much information Maureen You don't know what you do to me I know you won't be true to me The least that you can do for me Is keep it to yourself I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout It's just that I can do without The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen Do you know what I mean Do you know what I mean Do you know what I mean She calls me up at ten past midnight 'Cause she and some guy just had some big fight And I say "well maybe he's just not all that bright" She tells me it's not his brain that she likes M-M-M-M-M-Maureen You don't know what you do to me I know you won't be true to me The least that you can do for me Is keep it to yourself I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout But really I can do without The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen I know you think I'm just a friend But can we please just put an end To all the graphic imagery that you insist on feeding me I can't accept I'm not the one Who's getting to have all the fun Maybe that's what friends are for But I just can't take it any more M-M-M-M-M-Maureen You don't know what you do to me I know you won't be true to me The least that you can do for me Is keep it to yourself I'm so sorry I don't mean to shout But really I can do without The details of your days and nights and your thoughts and dreams Can we keep it right Can we keep it clean Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen

SteveJRogers Sep 10 2006 10:33 PM

cooby wrote: Vince Gill back then? Yup. PPL's lead singer on that track. Back in the mullet days, and about 230 pounds ago!

Edgy DC Sep 10 2006 10:35 PM

Nelly Kelly loved baseball games, Knew the players, knew all their names, You could see her there ev'ry day, Shout "Hurray" when they'd play. Her boy friend by the name of Joe Said, "To Coney Isle, dear, let's go," Then Nelly started to fret and pout, And to him I heard her shout. "Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the home team, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out, At the old ball game." Nelly Kelly was sure some fan, She would root just like any man, Told the umpire he was wrong, All along, good and strong. When the score was just two to two, Nelly Kelly knew what to do, Just to cheer up the boys she knew, She made the game sing this song. "Take me out to the ball game, Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, I don't care if I never get back, Let me root, root, root for the home team, If they don't win it's a shame. For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out, At the old ball game."

Johnny Dickshot Sep 10 2006 10:40 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 10 2006 10:42 PM

do'h

Edgy DC Sep 10 2006 10:41 PM

Fine song, but two letters late.

Rockin' Doc Sep 10 2006 10:45 PM

Nice find Edgy. Never seen that one before.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 10 2006 10:45 PM

Original sleeve style, no caps: ]candy o i need you sunday dress ruby rings candy o i need you so could you help me in purple hum, assorted cards razor lights, you bring and all to prove you're on the move and vanishing candy o i need you so candy o i need you so the edge of night distract yourself obstacles don't work homogenize, decentralize it's just a quirk different ways to see you through all the same in the end peculiar star that's who you are do you have to win

Rockin' Doc Sep 10 2006 10:51 PM

Not sure if that one counts as an "O" or not, but I'm going to move on. You have to give JD style points for creativity. Peg I've seen your picture Your name in lights above it This is your big debut It's like a dream come true And when you smile for the camera, I know they're gonna love it (Peg) I like your pin shot I keep them with your letters Done up in blueprint blue It sure looks good on you So won't you smile for the camera? You know I'll love you better Peg...It will come back to you Peg...It will come back to you Then...The shutter falls, you see it all in 3-D It's your favorite foreign movie I like your pin shot I keep them with your letters Done up in blueprint blue It sure looks good on you So won't you smile for the camera? You know I'll love you better Peg...It will come back to you Peg...It will come back to you Then...The shutter falls, you see it all in 3-D It's your favorite foreign movie

sharpie Sep 11 2006 08:45 AM

If Candy-O counts, then this should too: When your mother sends back all your invitations And your father to your sister he explains That you're tired of yourself and all of your creations Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Now when all of the flower ladies want back what they have lent you And the smell of their roses does not remain And all of your children start to resent you Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Now when all the clowns that you have commissioned Have died in battle or in vain And you're sick of all this repetition Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? When all of your advisers heave their plastic At your feet to convince you of your pain Trying to prove that your conclusions should be more drastic Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Now when all the bandits that you turned your other cheek to All lay down their bandanas and complain And you want somebody you don't have to speak to Won't you come see me, Queen Jane? Won't you come see me, Queen Jane?

RealityChuck Sep 11 2006 08:54 AM

Well since she put me down Ive been out doin in my head Come in late at night and in the mornin I just lay in bed Well, rhonda you look so fine (look so fine) And I know it wouldnt take much time For you to help me rhonda Help me get her out of my heart Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda yeah Get her out of my heart She was gonna be my wife And I was gonna be her man But she let another guy come between us And it ruined our plan Well, rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye) And I can give you lotsa reasons why You gotta help me rhonda Help me get her out of my heart Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda Help, help me rhonda Help me rhonda yeah Get her out of my heart

Rockin' Doc Sep 11 2006 08:57 AM

Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Baby I love you Susie Q I like the way you walk I like the way you talk I like the way you walk I like the way you talk Susie Q You say that you'll be true You say that you'll be true You say that you'll be true Baby I love you Susie Q You say that you'll be mine You say that you'll be mine You say that you'll be mine Baby all the time Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Oh Susie Q Baby I love you Susie Q I like the way you walk I like the way you talk I like the way you walk I like the way you talk Susie Q

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 09:00 AM

Shelve that potential Q for a future go-round. We at S.

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 09:04 AM

Baby hair With a womans eyes I can feel you watching in the night All alone with me-he-he-HE And were waiting for the sunlight When I feel cold You warm me When I feel I cant go on You come and...HOLD me Its you... ...and me... ...Forever Sara... SMILE Wont you smile a while for me? Sara... If you feel like leaving You know you can go But why dont you stay until tomorrow? And if you want to be free-he-he-HE, you know... All you have to do is say so When you feel cold Ill warm you And when you feel you cant go on I'll come and... HOLD you Its you... ...and me... ...forever Sara... SMILE Wont you smile a while for me? Sara...

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 09:09 AM

Edgy DC wrote: Shelve that potential Q for a future go-round. We at S. Susie starts with "s". Der.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 11 2006 09:18 AM

]Sara SMILE And my secret seventies s song is sung. What a vocalist Daryl is. What the heck did John do?

MFS62 Sep 11 2006 09:52 AM

Johnny Dickshot wrote: What a vocalist Daryl is. What the heck did John do? Played guitar and looked short. Later

cooby Sep 11 2006 09:53 AM

Johnny Dickshot wrote: ]Sara SMILE And my secret seventies s song is sung. What a vocalist Daryl is. What the heck did John do? Played for the Phillies

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 11:12 AM

Call up Trudy on the telephone Send a letter in the mail Tell her I'm hung up in Dallas And they won't let me outta this jail And if she asks you how I'm fairing Tell her I'm just about to lose my mind Worried about old Johnny Lee Walker And the girl I left behind Now Johnny Lee Walker was a card mechanic Had a hand for trouble and a eye for cash Luckiest man in Dallas County He had a gold watch chain and a black mustache And he loved his whiskey and he loved his women Drove a big long Cadillac limosine Kept a big fine fancy townhouse in Dallas And a hotel suite in New Orleans Carried a switchblade knife in his left hip pocket And a 44 hog leg up under his coat Cut you down in a New York minute If he catch you cheating that was all she wrote So call up Trudy on the telephone Send her a letter in the mail Tell her I'm hung up in Dallas And they won't let me outta this jail If she asks you how I'm fairing Tell her I'm just about to lose my mind Worried about old Johnny Lee Walker And the girl I left behind I just got to town last Friday evening Sure as hell didn't mean to stay I was on my way back to Louisiana Had a powerful thirst and six months pay I met a peroxide blonde in a bar on D-ville I was flying high and feeling mean Poured down a bottle and a half of red eye I dropped 35 dollars in the slot machine And the boys in the back was dealing 7 card I set down and won me a 110 I was raking in chips like Grant took Richmond Till big Johnny Lee come a strolling in He ripped off the bar like a 707 Pretty soon he done won all of my bread I accused him of cheating he reached for a pistol I grabbed a chair and went upside of his head Then I took off a running like a motorcycle Heard the bullets whining and sirens wail But it took half the cops in Dallas County Just to put one coon *** boy in jail So call up Trudy on the telephone Send her a letter in the mail Tell her I'm hung up in Dallas And they won't let me outta this jail And if she asks you how I'm fairing Tell her I'm just about to lose my mind Worried about old Johnny Lee Walker And the girl I left behind

Johnny Dickshot Sep 11 2006 11:17 AM

As written: ]'m not a woman I'm not a man I am something that you'll never understand I'll never beat U I'll never lie And if you’re evil I'll forgive you by and by U - I would die for U, yeah Darling if you want me to U - I would die for U I'm not your lover I'm not your friend I am something that you'll never comprehend No need to worry No need to cry I'm your messiah and you’re the reason why 'Cuz U - I would die for U, yeah Darling if you want me to U - I would die for U You’re just a sinner I am told Be your fire when you’re cold Make you happy when you’re sad Make you good when you are bad I'm not a human I am a dove I'm your conscious I am love All I really need is to know that You believe U - I would die for U, yeah Darling if you want me to U - I would die for U Yeah, say one more time U - I would die for U, yeah Darling if you want me to U - I would die for U 2 3 for you I would die for U I would die for U U - I would die for U U - I would die for U [/code]

RealityChuck Sep 11 2006 11:31 AM

Long ago life was clean Sex was bad and obscene And the rich were so mean Stately homes for the lords Croquet lawns, village greens Victoria was my queen Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria I was born, lucky me In a land that I love Though I am poor, I am free When I grow I shall fight For this land I shall die Let her sun never set Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Land of hope and gloria Land of my victoria Land of hope and gloria Land of my victoria Victoria, toria Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Canada to india Australia to cornwall Singapore to hong kong From the west to the east From the rich to the poor Victoria loved them all Victoria, victoria, victoria, toria Victoria, victoria, victoria

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 11:36 AM

You keep bending the rules but I'm giving you credit on "I Would Die for U." Good play. Johnny Dickshot wrote: ]Sara SMILE And my secret seventies s song is sung. What a vocalist Daryl is. What the heck did John do? John sang lead on two other early hits --- "She's Gone" and the remake of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" --- before they, like the Cars, began churning out increasingly stinky hit cookie-cutter singles. It's the nature of soul. Sometimes you need harmonies and sometimes a soloist. When Phil Spectre assigned virtually all of the vocals on "Unchained Melody" to Bobby Hatfield, Bill Medley asked "What am I supposed to do?" Phil answered, "Go to the bank and cash your checks." That's what Oates did. He cashed his checks.

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 11:44 AM

I think we've visited Victoria already.

seawolf17 Sep 11 2006 11:53 AM

Blonde Wendy, the principal's daughter Scrubs her teeth to a pearly white Bathes herself in wine and water Getting set to go out tonight. She covers her face with precious lotions Cover her legs with nylon mesh Dances all night with awkward motions How does Wendy stay so fresh? And Wendy won't give me the time of day, no But I still love her anyway, oh And if I ever speak with her Here is what I'll say: Do you hear the music, Wendy, do you hear the tune? Do you think it might bear some relevance to what you're doin'? Do you watch the sunrise at the very end of your day? Do you hear the music, Wendy... Ain't you got nothing to say? "Well we're driving into town Mom but don't let it trouble you My girlfriend's driving and she'll stay straight We're all going in to see GSW Don't expect me home til late." She'll see the band again tomorrow Wendy always comes back for more Keeps a little something to drown out her sorrow Hidden in the medicine cabinet door. And Wendy won't give me the time of day, no But I still love her anyway, oh And if I ever speak with her Here is what I'll say: Do you hear the music, Wendy, do you hear the tune? Do you think it might bear some relevance to what you're doin'? Do you watch the sunrise at the very end of your day? Do you hear the music, Wendy... Ain't you got nothing to say? Do you hear, do you hear, do you hear Do you hear the music Wendy?

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 12:01 PM

Edgy DC wrote: I think we've visited Victoria already. That was JD muscling in when it was Veronica's turn. Now it's Victoria for real.

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 12:03 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 11 2006 12:11 PM

OK, good. I got next. Gimme a sec. Enter Madam X Painted in a shocking pink spangled dress Her teeth are perfect but her mouth is loose Rubbing their hands together she persuades them that it's better to confess Which unpleasant fate they'd like to choose Every step might be your last Money signs are in your eyes sucker You've been taken in this time You might just get out alive if you're lucky All the vultures tuning in to Glitter Gulch Are looking in on you And they're hungry he stood five feet tall In his elevator shoes and stovepipe hat He was known by several different names Prompted by Madam X He answered all their questions And then after that he said I'm sick and tired of stupid games Every step might be your last Money signs are in your eyes sucker You've been taken in this time You might just get out alive if you're lucky All the vultures tuning in to Glitter Gulch Are looking in on you And they're hungry We've got prizes if you can afford Some small humiliation before you get your reward And I'd rather be an outlaw than an inlaw to you And to live my life in miserable poverty Than to have to grovel to have some dream home hovel So watch me while I get away with prime time robbery As he enters Madam X He thinks of red raged faces and the sweet greenbacks He climbed upon his honey and he covered her with money As they do their victory dance He thinks "I hope they choke upon their laughter tracks" They can all go straight to hell while we howl down the whole hotel Every step might be your last Money signs are in your eyes sucker You've been taken in this time You might just get out alive if you're lucky All the vultures tuning in to Glitter Gulch Are looking in on you And they're hungry

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 12:07 PM

I don't think you have to worry about a race for songs about a girl whose name starts with X.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 11 2006 12:08 PM

I don't consider posting between a same guy consecutive tunes -- time-stamped 1 minute apart! -- constitutes "muscling in."

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 12:25 PM

OK, OK, no need to get your knickers in a twist, I was just trying for a colorful way of saying that the first Victoria was a duplicate V so it's okay for the second round. My apologies.

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 02:45 PM

Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda Tus ojos me miraron Tus labios me besaron Con ese fuego ardiente Ardiente de mujer La luz de tu mirada El fuego de tus labios Flecharon a mi pecho y de ti me enamore Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda Dikedikeda!! Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda Me dicen que paseabas En un carro Yolanda Muy guapa y arrogante Y todos te silbaban. Si un dia te encontrara No se que puedo hacer No se me vuelvo loco Si ya no te vuelvo a ver Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda Donde estas, donde estas, Yolanda Que paso, que paso, Yolanda Te busque, te busque, Yolanda Y no estas, y no estas Yolanda

sharpie Sep 11 2006 05:01 PM

LIKE ZSA ZSA GABOR She wanted to be the hostess of the big game show Like loni anderson She wanted (yea yea yea yea) To be seen at spectravision She told her friends that one day She would be the movie queen (like krystle) Like krystle carrington Pay a weekly visit To the top beauticians Soul corruption, self destruction (are you prepared to fight? ) You can make a lotta money Take a little bit, take a little bit, run New sensation, cecil b. demille creation Take a little bit, take a little bit, run She wanted to marry a big movie star Like omar sharif Her walk-on part (yeah yeah yeah yeah) In the big movie was a big success She did a voiceover selling hershey bars (just like betty white) But for now (yeah yeah yeah yeah) She is a temporary waitress Soul corruption, self destruction...(chorus) She told her friends that One day she would be the movie queen (like zsa zsa zsa gabor) But for now (yeah.....) She is a waitress in a cocktail bar Soul corruption, self destruction...(chorus) Glamour, fortune, fame, fun Glamour, fortune, fame, fun (soul corrupt, self-destruct) All the way to hollywood All the way to hollywood...(repeat to fade)

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 05:11 PM

ANNIE'S SONG (John Denver) You fill up me senses like a night in a forest Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean You fill up my senses come fill me again. Come let me love you, let me give my life to you Let me drown in your laughter, let me die in your arms Let me lay down beside you, let me always be with you Come let me love you, come love me again. INSTRUMENTAL VERSE ...Let me give my life to you Come let me love you, come love me again. You fill up my senses like a night in a forest Like the mountains in springtime, like a walk in the rain Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean You fill up my senses, come fill me again.

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 05:12 PM

There's a port, on a western bay And it serves a hundred ships a day Lonely sailors, pass the time away And talk about their homes And there's a girl in this harbor town And she works layin' whiskey down They say "Brandy, fetch another round" She serves them whiskey and wine The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl) "What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl) "Yeah your eyes could steal a sailor from the sea" Brandy wears a braided chain Made of finest silver from the North of Spain A locket that bears the name Of the man that Brandy loves He came on a summer's day Bringin' gifts from far away But he made it clear he couldn't stay No harbor was his home The sailor said " Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl) "What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl) "But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea" Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes When he told his sailor stories She could feel the ocean foam rise She saw its ragin' glory But he had always told the truth, lord, he was an honest man And Brandy does her best to understand At night when the bars close down Brandy walks through a silent town And loves a man who's not around She still can hear him say She hears him say " Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl) "What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl) "But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea" She hears him say " Brandy, you're a fine girl" (you're a fine girl) "What a good wife you would be" (such a fine girl) "But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea"

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 05:13 PM

Eerie. For a second there it said the last post was by Edgy DC, but there was no Edgy DC post here.

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 05:15 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 11 2006 05:16 PM

Is now. I said C. C. C Rider See What you have done I said C. C. C Rider See What you have done You made me love you Now your man done gone Well I'm goin' Away baby And I won't Be back till fall Well I'm goin' Away baby And I won't Be back till fall Well if I find me a good girl I might not be back at all Well now C. C C Rider See now The moon is shining bright Well now C. C C Rider See now The moon is shining bright Just might find me that good girl And everything would be alright

KC Sep 11 2006 05:15 PM

. It's hard to get a song in ... I guess she'll have to wait 'til next round.

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 05:22 PM

Mitch Ryder beat Iggy because coke-heads are always faster than junkies.

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 05:29 PM

Candy would've been dandy following Brandy.

KC Sep 11 2006 05:32 PM

I love that song, but Candy has waited and waited and she can wait some more ... Daisy, give yourself away Look up at the rain The beautiful display Of power and surrender Giving us today And she gives herself away Rain, another rainy day Comes up from the ocean Give herself away She comes down easy Are rich and debt the same? And she gives herself away Let it go Daisy, Let it go Open up your fist This fallen world Doesn't hold your interest It doesn't hold your soul Daisy, let it go Pain, give yourself a name Call yourself contrition, Avarice or blame Giving isn't easy Neither is the rain When she gives herself away Daisy, why another day? Why another sunrise Who will take the blame For all redemptive motion And every rainy day When He gives Himself away Let it go Daisy, let it go Open up your fist This fallen world Doesn't hold your interest Doesn't hold your soul Daisy, let it go Let it go Let it go Let it go And you let it go, go Let it go Let it go Let it go, go Let it go

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 05:37 PM

Wow. Who's that by?

KC Sep 11 2006 05:43 PM

Switchfoot, I never heard of them or the song but as this thread grows .... search engines are gonna be going on overdrive.

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 05:49 PM

It'll probably turn out to be Christian rock. The older I get, the more tolerable Christian rock gets. Um, that should go in the confession thread.

KC Sep 11 2006 05:59 PM

Surfer grunge alternative band according to wiki. Confessing stuff in the wrong place could lead to later mocking lol. E, we need and E ...

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 06:12 PM

Um, OK... Oh Elise, it doesn't matter what you say I just can't stay here every yesterday Like keep on acting out the same The way we act out Every way to smile Forget And make-believe we never needed Any more than this Any more than this Oh Elise, it doesn't matter what you do I know I'll never really get inside of you To make your eyes catch fire The way they should The way the blue could pull me in If they only would If they only would At least I'd lose this sense of sensing something else That hides away From me and you There're worlds to part With aching looks and breaking hearts And all the prayers your hands can make Oh I just take as much as you can throw And then throw it all away Oh I throw it all away Like throwing faces at the sky Like throwing arms round yesterday I stood and stared Wide-eyed in front of you And the face I saw looked back The way I wanted to But I just can't hold my tears away The way you do Elise, believe I never wanted this I thought this time I'd keep all of my promises I thought you were the girl I always dreamed about But I let the dream go And the promises broke And the make-believe ran out... So Elise, it doesn't matter what you say I just can't stay here every yesterday Like keep on acting out the same The way we act out Every way to smile Forget And make-believe we never needed Any more than this Any more than this And every time I try to pick it up Like falling sand As fast as I pick it up It runs away through my clutching hands But there's nothing else I can really do There's nothing else I can really do There's nothing else I can really do At all...

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 06:14 PM

Way down yonder on the bayou There lives a little girl-o Skin so pale Six feet high Skinny as a rail Just one eye She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona Her daddy gone to heaven Her mama won't like you Her brother he's crazy He just might bite you Her sister she's pretty But she just won't do She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona Oh you can say she gonna love you Because you made a little voodoo Oh but what they didn't tell you Is it ain't up to you dude You better not cross her You try to boss her Then you better duck Mister Here come a cup and saucer She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona So if you're going to the bayou Man I'll tell you all I know She's got skin so pale She's six feet high And she'll look right through you With just one eye She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona She's the one-eyed Fiona

cooby Sep 11 2006 07:45 PM

GEORGIE GIRL The Seekers Hey there! Georgie girl Swinging down the street so fancy free, nobody you meet could ever see the loneliness there inside you. Hey there! Georgie girl why do all the boys just pass you by? Could it be you just don't try, or is it the clothes you wear? You're always window shopping but never stopping to buy. So shed those dowdy feathers and fly a little bit. Hey there! Georgie girl there's another Georgie deep inside Bring out all the love you hide and oh, what a change there'd be, The world would see a new Georgie girl. Hey there! Georgie girl Dreaming of the someone you could be Life is a reality, you can't always run away. Don't be so scared of changing and rearranging yourself. It's time for jumping down from the shelf a little bit.

KC Sep 11 2006 07:49 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 11 2006 07:51 PM

I'm gonna make a list tomorrow, I think the window shopper's been done .... Headcase baby shes a cool kind of crazy Wild and shes willing into early dylan She drives me crazy, oh yeah, ooh ooh yea When I look into her big brown eyes Im so glad to know shes mine My little headcase, yeah ooh, ooh, yeah, my little headcase, yeah Ooh, ooh, yeah Heidi is a headcase, a rebel and a rouser cranks up her rickenbacker Blasts away for hours whats she doin now on the escalator Snorting up some speed on the picture of or stiv bators What cha doin? When I look into her big brown eyes Im so glad to know shes mine My little headcase, yeah ooh, ooh, yeah, my little headcase, yeah Ooh, ooh, yeah Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now dont ever go away Ooh, baby baby, whatever you do now dont you ever go astray Dont you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea Dont you ever go away - ooh, ooh, yea Heidi is a headcase heidi is a headcase Heidi is a headcase heidi is a headcase

Rockin' Doc Sep 11 2006 07:49 PM

Edgy DC - "It'll probably turn out to be Christian rock." You guessed it. They are a sufer, grunge christian band. My son has their last two CD's. I think they're better than much of what passes for music on the radio now days.

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 07:53 PM

* Irene, goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Irene, I'll get you in my dreams * I asked your mother for you (What'd she tell him?) She told me that you was too young (She's 18 years old) I wish the lord that I'd never seen your face I'm sorry you ever was born (It broke his heart!) * Irene, goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Irene, I'll get you in my dreams * Sometimes I live in the country, Sometimes I live in town, Sometimes I have a great notion; Jumpin' in into the river and drown * Irene, goodnight, Irene, goodnight Goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Irene I'll get you in my dreams * Stop ramblin', and stop gamblin', Quit stayin' out late at night (What are ya gonna do?) Go home to your wife and your family (Where you oughta be,) And sit down out by the fireside bright (And people come at night) * Irene, goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Irene, I'll get you in my dreams * I love Irene, god knows I do (Too late) Love her until the sea run dry If Irene turns her back on me (Whatcha gonna do?) I'm gonna take a morphine and die (She said, "go ahead and kill yourself then!") * Irene, goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Goodnight, Irene, goodnight, Irene, I'll get you in my dreams

seawolf17 Sep 11 2006 07:55 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 11 2006 07:56 PM

Judy, Could anyone be loved any more Than I love you? Does it hurt you too? Oh Judy, Ive been feeling small too long I love you so, But something's wrong And I come running when you want me here, And when you want me to I disappear. Judy I knew, If I made it easy for you, You'd settle for me Yeah, eventually But Judy, I can't be myself anymore. Its way too hard, Being loved by default. And I can't do this any longer, ooh The vacuum left is so much stronger, ooh Judy Judy you know I'm not mad anymore At least most of the time But it could take a while And I've been living just to see you smile Every once in a while Tears fall, But that don't mean nothin' at all It's just 'cause I said it first, Yeah, that's why it hurts ya. And Judy, I wont be your bitch anymore And follow you round, And hold the door. And I'm not sorry if you're not sorry, ooh, And you're not sorry until I make you. Judy Judy Give Judy my notice Give Judy my notice

Rockin' Doc Sep 11 2006 07:55 PM

The girl works at the store sweet jane st. clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there It wasnt long before I lived with her I sang her songs while she dyed her hair Chorus: Jane, divided, but I cant decide what side Im on Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run Jane, jane Id bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again Thats why she thinks its cooler if wed just stay friends Jane doesnt think a man could ever be faithful Jane isnt giving me a chance to be shameful Jane, jane I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday That life could be better by being together Is what I cannot explain to jane The girl works at the store, sweet jane st. clair Was dazzled by her smile while I shoplift there No promises as vague as heaven No juliana next to my evan Jane, desired by the people at the school and work Jane is tired, cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk Jane, jane

RealityChuck Sep 11 2006 08:23 PM

Two J's, now one multiple K's (and the oldest song so far): Jimmy was a soldier brave and bold, Katy was a maid with hair of gold, Like an act of fate, Kate was standing at the gate, Watching all the boys while on parade. Kate smiled, with a twinkle in her eye, Jim said, m-m-m-meet ya by and by. That night at eight, Jim was at the garden gate, Stuttering this song to K-K-K-Kate. K-K-K-Katy, beautiful Katy, You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore; When the m-m-m-moon shines, Over the c-c-c-cowshed, I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door. K-K-K-Katy, beautiful Katy, You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore; When the m-m-m-moon shines, Over the c-c-c-cowshed, I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door. No one ever looked so nice and neat, No one could be just as cute and sweet, That's what Jimmy thought, When the wedding ring he bought, Soon he'll go to France, the foe to meet. Jimmy thought he'd like to take a chance, See if he could make the Kaiser dance, Stepping to a tune, All about the silv'ry moon, This is what they'll hear in far off France. K-K-K-Katy, beautiful Katy, You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore; When the m-m-m-moon shines, Over the c-c-c-cowshed, I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door. K-K-K-Katy, beautiful Katy, You're the only g-g-g-girl that I adore; When the m-m-m-moon shines, Over the c-c-c-cowshed, I'll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 11 2006 08:28 PM

]I used to wake up in the morning I used to feel so bad I got so sick of having sleepless nights I went and told my dad He said, 'Son now here's some little something' And stuck them on my wall And now my nights ain't quite so lonely In fact I, I don't feel bad at all Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright Pictures of Lily Lily, oh Lily Lily, oh Lily Pictures of Lily And then one day things weren't quite so fine I fell in love with Lily I asked my dad where Lily I could find He said, 'Son, now don't be silly' 'She's been dead since 1929' Oh, how I cried that night If only I'd been born in Lily's time It would have been alright Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night For me and Lily are together in my dreams And I ask you, 'Hey mister, have you ever seen' 'Pictures of Lily?'

Valadius Sep 11 2006 08:28 PM

Marianne, Marianne, Marianne, Marianne Whoa-ho-ho here I am on my knees again I'll do anything just to make it right Say you'll understand, oh I know you can C'mon Marianne No matter what people say, it didn't happen that way She was a passing fling and not a permanent thing Say you'll understand, oh I know you can C'mon Marianne (baby) C'mon Marianne (baby) C'mon Marianne (baby) Say you can understand My Marianne, Marianne, Marianne, Marianne Well now your big brown eyes are all full of tears From the bitterness of my cheatin' years So I hang my head, wish that I was dead C'mon Marianne (baby) C'mon Marianne (baby) C'mon Marianne (baby) Say you can understand My Marianne (baby) C'mon Marianne (baby) C'mon Marianne (baby) Marianne, Marianne, Marianne, Marianne

Rockin' Doc Sep 11 2006 09:18 PM

Nanci I can't believe you You bend your words like Uri Geller's spoons Not quite safe here When every judgement Seems to smack of doom Are you OK? I'm just fine You take Nanci For me Loretta's fine A legal precedent Could set us straight But no one's brought up suit And I'm assuming That if they did The point would still be moot And are you just joking? No I'm just fine You take Nanci For me Loretta's fine No I've changed my mind I'll take Nanci For you Loretta's fine And still we walk without quite seeing things And I'll admit there's not that much to see And I will follow through And expect that you will follow suit And I can't believe you You bend your words like Uri Geller's spoons Not quite safe here When every judgement Seems to smack of doom And Are you OK? I'm just fine You take Nanci For me Loretta's fine No I've changed my mind I'll take Nanci For you Loretta's fine Loretta's fine Loretta's fine Loretta's fine

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 10:08 PM

We ain't got the right to say to say you're not country You've just a country girl It's so plain to see If you're not a country girl Neither are we They don't treat us this way When we sing in your country Who said a country girl Had to be from Tennessee We ain't got the right To say you're not country Let Me Be There is really what they're wishin' They've Never Been Mellow That must be why they're kickin' But we've all bought your records And we're a hummin' your last tune So we ain't got the right To say you're not country Nudie makes rhinestone suits I guess he's made a million But nobody can copy you There's just one Olivia But you've built the bridge and crossed over into country And we ain't got the right To say you're not country Let Me Be There is really what they're wishin' They've Never Been Mellow That must be why they're kickin' But we've all bought your records, honey And we're a hummin' your last tune So we ain't got the right To say you're not country We ain't got the right To say you're not country We Honestly Love You We ain't got the right to say to say you're not country You've just a country girl It's so plain to see We Honestly Love You

Edgy DC Sep 11 2006 10:25 PM

Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag Dressed in her polythene bag Yes, you should see Polythene Pam Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl That makes The News of the World Yes, you could say she was attractively built Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Willets Point Sep 11 2006 10:40 PM

Your Mammy has been looking while Daddy stayed inside And if you ever show up before the morning light Everything that's said and done is not your point of view. You stayed the whole night through with your friend Jeany - Teenage Queenie. You may be good looking but you don't know how to be - Your wardrobe's always empty. And no'one '11 ever see you've been growing for some time Had lovers quite a few. Now all you ever do is being dreamy - Teenage Queenie. Teenage Queenie you're lost every night And your Mammy worried your Daddy's uptight. Teenage Queenie you still gotta grow 'cause if you wanny be free it's a long time to go. You like to hear the music - dance on the beat Where ever it goes slowly it's not your kind of speed. Your sister has been seeing you in some big shining car He owned the bar a fellah called Rossini - Teenage Queenie.

RealityChuck Sep 12 2006 08:43 AM

Father has a business strictly second hand Everything from toothpicks to a baby-grand Stuff in our apartment came from fathers store Even things Im wearing someone wore before Its no wonder that I feel abused I never get a thing that aint been used Im wearing second hand hats Second hand clothes Thats why they call me Second hand rose Even our piano in the parlor Father bought for ten cents on the dollar Second hand pearls Im sick of second hand curls I never get a single think thats new Even jake, the plumber, hes a man I adore Had the nerve to tell me hes been married before! Everyone knows that Im just Second hand rose From second avenue! From second avenue! nu! One more time! Everyone knows that Im just Second hand rose (from second avenue!) From what? Lets see if you know the fills! Once while strooling Through the ritz a girl got my goat... (she nudged her friend And said oh look there goes My old fur coat) You dont need me! Everyone knows that Im just Second hand rose From second avenue! (ya cant beat the egg-creams!) Good! second avenue! (there is more between me And fifth avenue, I tell ya) Right! second avenue!

Willets Point Sep 12 2006 08:58 AM

I come from Alabama With my banjo on my knee I'm going to Louisiana, My true love for to see It rained all night The day I left The weather it was dry The sun so hot, I froze to death Susanna, don't you cry Oh, Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me For I come from Alabama With my banjo on my knee I had a dream the other night When everything was still I thought I saw Susanna A-coming down the hill The buckwheat cake Was in her mouth The tear was In her eye Says I, I'm coming from the south Susanna, don't you cry Oh, Susanna, Oh don't you cry for me For I come from Alabama With my banjo on my knee

sharpie Sep 12 2006 09:01 AM

Oh, my beloved Tania How I long to see your face Photographed in fifteen second intervals In a bank in San Leandro A Polaroid of you, Cinque With a seven-headed dragon In a house in Daly City Don't be sad, my beloved Tania They say your father never liked Stephen Weed anyway Hired a detective To follow him around Oh, my beloved revolutionary sweetheart I can see your newsprint face turn yellow in the gutter It makes me sad How I long for the days when you came to liberate us from boredom From driving around from five to seven in the evening My beloved Tania, We carry your gun deep within our hearts For no better reason than our lives have no meaning And we want to be on television

Edgy DC Sep 12 2006 09:12 AM

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you A pretty woman makes her husband look small And very often causes his downfall As soon as he marries her, then she starts Doing the things that will break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife Then you will be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman cooks meals on time She'll always give you peace of mind If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you So if your friends say you have no taste Go ahead and marry anyway Though her face is ugly her eyes don't match Take it from me she's a better catch If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you "Say kid..." "Yes?" "I saw your wife the other day..." "Uu-huh?" "And she's uuug-leee" "Ha, ha, but she sure can cook" If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife So for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you

Willets Point Sep 12 2006 09:22 AM

I really don't think her name is "Ugly." Although it would be funny if she was really cute, but named Ugly. Here's a song about Virginia Woolf: Some will strut and some will fret See this an hour on the stage Others will not but theyll sweat In their hopelessness and their rage Were all the same the men of anger And women of the page They published your diary And thats how I got to know you The key to the room of your own and a mind without end And heres a young girl On a kind of a telephone line through time And the voice at the other end comes like a long lost friend So I know Im all right Life will come and life will go Still I feel its all right Cause I just got a letter to my soul And when my whole life is on the tip of my tongue Empty pages for the no longer young The apathy of time laughs in my face You say each life has its place The hatches were battened The thunderclouds rolled and the critics stormed The battle surrounded the white flag of your youth If you need to know that you weathered the storm Of cruel mortality A hundred years later Im sitting here living proof So you know youre all right (all right) Life will come and life will go (life will come and go) Still youll feel its all right (all right) Someonell get a letter to your soul (someone gets your soul) When your whole life is on the tip of your tongue Empty pages for the no longer young The apathy of time laughed in your face Did you hear me say each life has its place The place where you hold me Dark in a pocket of truth The moon had swallowed the sun and the light of the earth And so it was for you When the river eclipsed your life And sent your soul like a message in a bottle to me And it was my rebirth So we know were all right (all right) Though life will come and life will go (though life will come and life will go) Still youll feel its all right (all right) Someonell will get a letter to your soul (someone gets your soul) Then you know youre all right (when my whole life is on the tip of my tongue) Then you feel youre all right (empty pages for the no longer young) And your hear dry you eyes (you said) And you know its all right (each life has its place) And your hear dry your eyes (you said) And you know its all right (each life has its place) And its all right (itll be all right)

RealityChuck Sep 12 2006 09:42 AM

Who's peekin' out from under a stairway Calling a name that's lighter than air Who's bending down to give me a rainbow Everyone knows it's Windy Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smilin' at everybody she sees Who's reachin' out to capture a moment Everyone knows it's Windy And Windy has stor-my eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Windy has wings to fly Above the clouds (above the clouds) Above the clouds (above the clouds) [Flute] And Windy has stor-my eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Windy has wings to fly Above the clouds (above the clouds) Above the clouds (above the clouds) Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smilin' at everybody she sees Who's reachin' out to capture a moment Everyone knows it's Windy [Repeat And fade]

MFS62 Sep 12 2006 09:45 AM

I thought finding a song about a girl whose name has a "Z" would be a problem. But I found one with double imbedded Zs. Enjoy Later ]Fall River Hoedown (Lizzie Borden) (Michael Brown) (From Chad Mitchell Trio Recording) [Spoken] One very exciting area of folk idiom and folk music to us has always been the hatchet murders in Massachusetts. I think that this quaint bit of suburban living can best be explained through the use of our poet laureate, Joe Frazier: [Spoken(Joe)] Elizabeth Borden took an ax And gave her mother forty whacks And when the job was nicely done She gave her father forty one! [Now the song] Yesterday in old Fall River, Mr. Andrew Borden died And he got his daughter Lizzie on a charge of homicide. Some folks say she didn't do it, and others say she did But they all agree Miss Lizzie B. was a problem sort of kid 'Cause you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts Not even if it's planned as a surprise No you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts You know how neighbors love to criticize. She got him on the sofa where he'd gone to take a snooze And I hope he went to heaven' cause he wasn't wearing shoes Lizzie kind of rearranged him with a hatchet, so they say And then she got her mother in that same old-fashioned way, But you can't can't chop your momma up in Massachusetts Not even if you're tired of her cuisine No, you can't chop your momma up in Massachusetts You know it's almost sure to cause a scene. Well, they really kept her hoppin' on that busy afternoon With both down and upstairs chopping while she hummed a ragtime tune: They really made her hustle and when all was said and done She'd removed her mother's bustle when she wasn't wearing one. Oh you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts And then blame all the damage on the mice, No you can't chop your Momma up in Massachusetts That kind of thing just isn't very nice. Now, It wasn't done for pleasure and it wasn't done for spite And it wasn't done because the lady wasn't very bright, She'd always done the slightest thing that mom and dad had bid They said, "Lizzie cut it out! " so that's exactly what she did. But you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts And then get dressed and go out for a walk, No, you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts Massachusetts is a far cry from New York. You can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts--- [Shouted] Shut the door and lock and latch it Here comes Lizzie with a brand new hatchet! You can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts--- [shouted] Such a snob I heard it said, She met her pa and cut him dead! You can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts--- [shouted] Jump like a fish, jump like a porpoise All join in in a habeas corpus. No, you can't chop your poppa up in Massachusetts--- Massachusetts is a far cry from New York! Note: Originally a production number in New Faces of 1952 (This rendition from Chad Mitchell Trio Recording, Mighty Day on Campus) Copyright Michael Brown

Edgy DC Sep 12 2006 09:51 AM

But we're not at Z.

sharpie Sep 12 2006 09:51 AM

That's an L song.

MFS62 Sep 12 2006 09:58 AM

Edgy DC wrote: But we're not at Z. I thought we had exhausted all other letters because a few posts up there was a mention of a "W". Please feel free to link to this if and when X and Y are found. Later

Willets Point Sep 12 2006 11:08 AM

I have a Y. I think there's a song about a Miss X out there too.

Edgy DC Sep 12 2006 11:09 AM

Fine, I'll set you up... ...with this fine ditty from Rata Blanca Madame X sigo estando aquí Soportando miles de conjuros Y bien sabes que es así. Caminando en este mundo oscuro, Buscando fuerzas para sobrevivir. Necesito un poco de luz. Sabes que pronto serás cenizas Si te pongo frente a Dios. La batalla puede ser muy corta Y no me importa comer tu corazón. Dama oculta, de la oscuridad, Tu poder no cambiará el destino, Sólo puedes escapar. Mi Señor me puso en esta tierra Con un mensaje que tengo que entregar... Que tengo que entregar... Que tengo que entregar.

Willets Point Sep 12 2006 11:23 AM

Her name is Yoshimi she's a black belt in karate working for the city she has to discipline her body 'Cause she knows that it's demanding to defeat those evil machines I know she can beat them Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots eat me Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots defeat me Those evil-natured robots they're programmed to destroy us she's gotta be strong to fight them so she's taking lots of vitamins 'Cause she knows that it'd be tragic if those evil robots win I know she can beat them Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots defeat me Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots eat me Yoshimi 'Cause she knows that it'd be tragic if those evil robots win I know she can beat them Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots defeat me Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots defeat me Oh Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots eat me Yoshimi, they don't believe me but you won't let those robots eat me Yoshimi

Edgy DC Sep 12 2006 11:33 AM

Wow again. For different reasons, but wow.

Edgy DC Sep 12 2006 10:00 PM

Yeah, I'll take the hardies. Zoey 101 Theme Song (Are you ready?) Oh I know you see me standing here Do I look good my dear Do I look good today Oh Oh Oh I'm just another kind of girl And you wanna see my world So come and run away Yeah Yeah If you wanna play Come and play today Let's just get away Yeah I will make you see All the things you that you can be Believe in your self Come follow me Yeah Yeah Yeah

Rockin' Doc Sep 12 2006 11:09 PM

Starting the fourth time through off with the Stones. Angie Angie, angie, when will those clouds all disappear? Angie, angie, where will it lead us from here? With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats You cant say were satisfied But angie, angie, you cant say we never tried Angie, youre beautiful, but aint it time we said good-bye? Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried? All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke Let me whisper in your ear: Angie, angie, where will it lead us from here? Oh, angie, dont you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet I hate that sadness in your eyes But angie, angie, aint it time we said good-bye? With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats You cant say were satisfied But angie, I still love you, baby Evrywhere I look I see your eyes There aint a woman that comes close to you Come on baby, dry your eyes But angie, angie, aint it good to be alive? Angie, angie, they cant say we never tried

KC Sep 12 2006 11:15 PM

Ah, ba ba ba ba barbara ann Ba ba ba ba barbara ann Oh barbara ann, take my hand Barbara ann You got me rockin and a-rollin Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba barbara ann Went to a dance, lookin for romance Saw barbara ann, so I thought Id take a chance With barbara ann, barbara ann Take my hand You got me rockin and a-rollin (oh! oh!) Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba ba ba ba black sheep Ba ba ba ba barbara ann Ba ba ba ba barbara ann Barbara ann, take my hand Barbara ann You got me rockin and a-rollin Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba barbara ann (lets go now!) (ow!) ([...]) ([...], carl.) (hal, and his famous ashtray!) ([...]) (you smell like rocky. youre always scratchin it.) (hey, come on!) (scratch it, carl, scratch it, baby, right over there. Down a little lower. down a little lower!) (saw-- tried--) Tried peggy sue Tried betty lou Tried mary lou But I knew she wouldnt do Barbara ann, barbara ann Take my hand Barbara ann Take my hand You got me rockin and a-rollin Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba barbara ann Ba ba ba ba barbara ann Ba ba ba ba barbara ann Barbara ann Take my hand Barbara ann You got me rockin and a-rollin Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba barbara ann Barbara ann, barbara ann Oh, barbara ann, barbara ann Yeah, barbara ann, barbara ann Barbara ann, barbara ann You got me rockin and a-rollin Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba barbara ann (lets try that again. one more.) You got me rockin and a-rollin Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba barbara ann (ha ha. lets try it one more time.) You got me rockin and a-rollin Rockin and a-reelin Barbara ann ba ba Ba barbara ann (lets try it once more.) (one more time. more artistic flavor.) One more time You got me rockin and a-rollin Barbara ann Woah You got me rockin You got me rollin Oh, barbara ann (thank you very much, folks.) (thanks, dean.) (yeah, its not bad.)

SteveJRogers Sep 12 2006 11:26 PM

Never mind...

Edgy DC Sep 12 2006 11:29 PM

We danced with Caroline on page three. C is still on the board. Kase?

SteveJRogers Sep 12 2006 11:31 PM

Let me tell you a story About a woman and a man Maybe you will find familiar Maybe you won't understand The man's name I don't remember He was always Joe to me But I can't forget the woman She was always Christie Lee He was working in a night club That's where he played the saxophone He used to fake to stock arrangements He left the customers alone But one night before the last song About a quarter after three He saw her standing at the coat check And made his move on Christie Lee Christie Lee, Christie Lee Christie Lee, Christie Lee She was a nice piece of music She had a rhythm all her own He blew a solo like a blind man She really dug his saxophone She wanted more than just an encore And he could play in every key He left the stage and packed his alto And he took it home with Christie Lee Oh I heard the man knew "the Bird" like the bible You know the man could blow an educated axe He couldn't see that Christie Lee was a woman Who didn't need another lover All she wanted was the sax It took a while for him to notice It took a while for him to see He was never in control here It was always Christie Lee Christie Lee, Christie Lee Christie Lee, Christie Lee Oh the man took a calculated gamble Yes the man had the power to perform But Christie Lee was more than he knew how to handle She didn't need him as a man All she wanted was the horn They say that Joe became a wino They say he always drinks alone They say he stumbles like a blind man They say he sold his saxophone Even the band must face the music That's what the moral is to me The only time he hit the high note Is when he played for Christie Lee Christie Lee, Christie Lee Christie Lee, Christie Lee

SteveJRogers Sep 12 2006 11:32 PM

From the bubble-gum 80's pop to a murder song of country music (unsure of when it was first written) Delia, oh, Delia Delia all my life If I hadn't have shot poor Delia I'd have had her for my wife Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone I went up to Memphis And I met Delia there Found her in her parlor And I tied to her chair Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone She was low down and trifling And she was cold and mean Kind of evil make me want to Grab my sub machine Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone First time I shot her I shot her in the side Hard to watch her suffer But with the second shot she died Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone But jailer, oh, jailer Jailer, I can't sleep 'Cause all around my bedside I hear the patter of Delia's feet Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone So if you woman's devilish You can let her run Or you can bring her down and do her Like Delia got done Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

Rockin' Doc Sep 13 2006 07:18 AM

I think it has been expressed, more than once in this thread, that people should not do two songs in a row. It's better to let everyone have a chance. Now let me climb down from my soap box so I can post this classic "E" song. Eleanor Rigby Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for? All the lonely people Where do they all come from ? All the lonely people Where do they all belong ? Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear No one comes near. Look at him working. Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there What does he care? All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong? Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name Nobody came Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave No one was saved All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong?

RealityChuck Sep 13 2006 09:22 AM

One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl was called Felicity Another little girl was Sally Joy The other was me, and I'm a boy My name is Bill and I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend ages taking hairpins from my hair Chorus 1 I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am I get it Put your frock on Jean Marie Plait your hair Felicity Paint your nails, little Sally Joy Put this wig on, little boy Chorus 1 I wanna play cricket on the green Ride my bike across the stream Cut myself and see my blood I wanna come home all covered in mud Chorus 2 I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm__ a__ boy__

sharpie Sep 13 2006 11:19 AM

I left that wild side long ago I'm here to tell you something you already know Concerning me and my best friend, sleeping in her big blue bed We liked the same boys the same bands the same games We've got the same hands and now I've Gotta get over Greta We played as monsters in the kitchen She was the vampire and I was her victim And at the dance we hid in the light booth, laughing at the boys below We thought the same thing We rolled our eyes She took my hand and said "We're not like those guys" Gotta get over Greta Two skinny tomboys on our bikes Riding forever into the summer night There is no marriage more sublime There is no divorce more final I left that wild side long ago My husband holds me close and he will never know But as for me I live with the fear I'll run into her down the line It'll be the same thing I'll shake and tremble I'll lose myself I'll remember, I'll remember Gotta get over Greta

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 11:23 AM

This is going in a new direction.

seawolf17 Sep 13 2006 11:37 AM

Gotta find some sort of "H" song with a gender-bending reference.

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 11:43 AM

I guess I started this with "Polythene Pam."

RealityChuck Sep 13 2006 12:16 PM

I suppose this has a certainly amount of kinkiness to it: In old Savannah, I said Savannah, The weather there is nice and warm! The climates of a Southern brand, But here's what I don't understand: They got a gal there, a pretty gal there, Who's colder than an Arctic storm, Got a heart just like a stone, Even ice men leave her alone! They call her Hard Hearted Hannah, The vamp of Savannah, The meanest gal in town; Leather is tough, but Hannah's heart is tougher, She's a gal who loves to see men suffer! To tease 'em, and thrill 'em, to torture and kill 'em, Is her delight, they say, I saw her at the seashore with a great big pan, There was Hannah pouring water on a drownding man! She's Hard Hearted Hannah, the vamp of Savannah, GA! They call her Hard Hearted Hannah, The vamp of Savannah, The meanest gal in town; Talk of your cold, refrigeratin' mamas, Brother, she's a polar bear's pajamas! To tease 'em, and thrill 'em, to torture and kill 'em, Is her delight, they say, An evening spent with Hannah sittin' on your knees, Is like travelin' through Alaska in your BVDs. She's Hard Hearted Hannah, the vamp of Savannah, GA! Can you imagine a woman as cold as Hannah She's got the right name, The vamp of Savannah Any time a woman can take a great big pan And start pouring water on a drownin' man She's hard hearted Hannah The Vamp of Savannah GA Ohh she's sweet as sour milk

sharpie Sep 13 2006 12:21 PM

I married Isis on the fifth day of May But I could not hold on to her very long So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong. I came to a high place of darkness and light The dividing line ran through the center of town I hitched up my pony to a post on the right Went in to a laundry to wash my clothes down. A man in the corner approached me for a match I knew right away he was not ordinary He said "Are you looking for something easy to catch ?" I said "I got no money". He said "That ain't necessary". We set out that night for the cold in the North I gave him my blanket he gave me his word I said "Where are we going ?" He said "We'd be back by the fourth" I said "That's the best new that I've ever heard". I was thinking about turquoise I was thinking about gold I was thinking about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace As we rode through the canyons through the devilish cold I was thinking about Isis how she thought I was so reckless. How she told me that one day we meet up again And things would be different the next time we wed If I only could hang on and just be her friend I still can't remember all the best things she said. We came to the pyramids all embedded in ice He said "There's a body I'm trying to find If I carry it out it'll bring a good prize" It was then that I knew what he had on his mind. The wind it was howling and the snow was outrageous We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn When he died I was hoping that it wasn't contagious But I made up my mind that I had to go on. I broke into the tomb but the casket was empty There was no jewels no nothing I felt I'd been had When I saw that my partner was just being friendly When I took up his offer I must-a been mad. I picked up his body and I dragged him inside Threw him down in the hole and I put back the cover I said a quick prayer and I felt satisfied Then I rode back to find Isis just to tell her I love her. She was there in the meadow where the creek used to rise Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead. She said "Where ya been ?" I said "No place special ?" She said "You look different" I said "Well I guess" She said "You been gone" I said "That's only natural" She said "You gonna stay ?" I said "If you want me to, Yeah ". Isis oh Isis you mystical child What drives me to you is what drives me insane I still can remember the way that you smiled On the fifth day of May in the drizzling rain

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 12:33 PM

Jolene Jolene Jolene, Jolene! Im begging of you please dont take my man Jolene Jolene Jolene, Jolene! Please dont take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green Your smile is like a breath of spring Your voice is soft like summer rain And I cannot compete with you, Jolene He talks about you in his sleep Theres nothing I can do to keep From crying when he calls your name, jolene And I can easily understand How you could easily take my man But you dont know what he means to me, Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene, Jolene! Im begging of you please dont take my man Jolene Jolene Jolene, Jolene! Please dont take him just because you can You could have your choice of men But I could never love again Hes the only one for me, Jolene I had to have this talk with you My happiness depends on you And whatever you decide to do, Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene, Jolene! Im begging of you please dont take my man Jolene Jolene Jolene, Jolene! Please dont take him just because you can Jolene, Jolene!

seawolf17 Sep 13 2006 12:40 PM

Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine; When we're together I feel fine. Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean; You make me feel that the whole world is mine. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ... Why? Because you're Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, (pause) Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly of mine! (applause) Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, ... Mine!

Johnny Dickshot Sep 13 2006 12:43 PM

Good one. I'd continue and post LOLA here, but it';s not about a chick.

MFS62 Sep 13 2006 12:54 PM

Lola? Whatever Lola wants Lola gets And little man, little Lola wants you Amke up your mind to have no regrets Recline yourself, resign yourself, you're through I always get what I aim for And your heart'n soul is what I came for Whatever Lola wants Lola gets, Take off your coat Don't you know you can't win? You're no exception to the rule, I'm irresistible, you fool, give in!...Give in!...Give in! Hello, Joe It's me He hits so far -hold on-that's you Aaah-haaaaaa Poo poo pa doop Peek-a-boo Yoo-hoo I always get what I aim for And you heart'n soul is what I came for ...Lola wants ...Lola gets ...You'll never win I'm irresistible, you fool, Give in...Give in...Give in. Later

Mr. Zero Sep 13 2006 01:35 PM

Who on the brain. I danced with Linda I danced with Jean I danced with Cindy Then I suddenly see Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary is so pretty The prettiest in the land Guys come from every city Just to shake her shaky hands Linda can cook Jean reads books Cindy can sew But I'd rather know Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands Mary-Anne with the shaky hands What they've done to her man Those shaky hands

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 01:42 PM

If I don't see her each day, I miss her Gee what a thrill, each time I kiss her Believe me, I've got a case On Nancy, with the laughing face She takes the winter and makes it summer And summer could take some lessons from her Picture a tomboy in lace That's Nancy with the laughing face Have you ever heard mission bells ringing Well she'll give you the very same glow When she speaks you would think it was singing Just hear her say hello I swear to goodness, you can't resist her She's mighty sweet, and wait till you see her sister No angel could replace Nancy, with the laughing face

Johnny Dickshot Sep 13 2006 02:18 PM

It ain't over till it's Oprah

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 03:50 PM

Where can you stop when you want to get started? Make some noise Get in the know? Wanna get inspired Get some fire. Who takes you higher. Than you thought you'd go? Get with the program, get with Oprah. Wanna get in the game? You know her name: Oprah! Get with the program. Get with Oprah!

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 04:03 PM

Who makes the fog surrounding the Golden Gate simply... disappear? Phyllis, Phyllis! Who makes the warning bells on the cable cars play "The.. Gang's All Here"? Phyllis, Phyllis! Who charms the crabs in Fisherman's Wharf right out of their shells? Who lights the lamps of Chinatown, just by walking in view? Who? Phyllis?! Phyllis?! Phyllis!! It sure isn't you!

seawolf17 Sep 13 2006 04:08 PM

I know you think that you're one bad mother Got no time for a rock n' roll lover You strut around like the original Queen of Sheba To I love you, you reply with see ya! But this is how it's gonna be You're gonna give your love to me I know you won't come easily But your gonna give your love to me This is how it's gonnna be You're gonna give your love to me I know your life is runnin' free But you're gonna give your love to me You got that face for a part in a devil's dream You got that shape from a deal with a voodoo fiend One of a kind, there surely ain't no other Oh don't you see we're made for one another

RealityChuck Sep 13 2006 04:18 PM

The name on everybody's lips Is gonna be Roxie The lady raking in the chips Is gonna be Roxie I'm gonna be a celebrity That means Somebody everyone knows They('re) gonna recognize my eyes My hair my teeth my boobs my nose From just some dumb mechanics wife I'm gonna be Roxie Who says that murder's not an art? And who in case she doesn't hang Can say she started with a bang? Roxie Hart! Boys... [BOYS] They're gonna wait outside in line To get to see [ROXIE] Roxie Think of those autographs I'll sign, 'Good luck to ya,' [BOYS] Roxie [ROXIE] And I'll appear In a lavalier that goes All the way down to my waist [BOYS] Here a ring, There a ring, Everywhere a-ring-a-ling [ROXIE] But always in the best of taste! (spoken) Mmmm, I'm a star! And the audience loves me! And I love them And they love me for loving them And I love them for loving me And we love each other And that's because none of us Got enough love in our childhoods And that's showbiz Kid [BOYS] She's given up her hum drum life [ROXIE] I'm gonna be sing it [BOYS] Roxie She made a scandal and a start [ROXIE] And Sophie Tucker will shit I know To see her name get billed below Roxie Hart [BOYS] Roxie... Roxie... Roxie... Roxie... Rox-ie... Roxie... Roxie...

sharpie Sep 13 2006 04:34 PM

Let it hang out baby, let it hang out now, now na-na now Let it hang out baby, everybody work out Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sue Let it hang out baby, do the Baltimore jig Let it hang out baby, boomerang with me Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sue Really got it bad child, drink a bottle of turpentine When you wake up in the morning, feelin' kinda fine Let it hang out baby, let it hang out now, now na-na now You better watch your step girl, don't step on that banana peel If your foot should ever hit it, you'll go up to the ceiling Hang it in baby, hang it in baby Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sue Let it hang out baby, let it hang out now, now na-na now Let it hang out baby, everybody work out Hang it in baby, hang it in baby, hang it in baby Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sookie, Sue

KC Sep 13 2006 04:37 PM

Measuring a summers day, I only finds it slips away to grey, The hours, they bring me pain. *Tangerine, Tangerine, Living reflection from a dream; I was her love, she was my queen, And now a thousand years between. Thinking how it used to be, Does she still remember times like these? To think of us again? And I do. * chorus

sharpie Sep 13 2006 05:11 PM

The woman that I love she got a hook in her nose her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World If I ever lose her I will go insane I go half crazy when she calls my name When she says babababababy I l-l-love you There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World The woman that I love she got two flat feet Her knees knock together walking down the street She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed She ain't much to look at but like I said You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World I don't mean to say that she got nothing goin' She got a weird sense of humor that's all her own When I get low she sets me on my feet Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet You know I love her Yeah I love her I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World The woman that I love she a got a prizefighter nose Cauliflower ears and a run in her hose She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop

KC Sep 13 2006 05:18 PM

I'll make a list later, I'm totally lost on what's been used up .... Goddess on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Her weapons were her crystal eyes Making every man a man Black as the dark night she was Got what no-one else had Wa! She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Goddess on the mountain top Burning like a silver flame The summit of beauty and love And Venus was her name She's got it Yeah, baby, she's got it I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire Well, I'm your Venus, I'm your fire At your desire

seawolf17 Sep 13 2006 09:46 PM

It is complete now - Two ends of time Are neatly tied A one-way street, She's walking to the End of the line And there she meets the Faces she sees in Her heart and mind They say -Goodbye- Tomorrow, Wendy's, Going to die Underneath the chilly Grey November sky We can make believe that Kennedy is still alive We're shooting for The moon and smiling Jackie's driving by They say -Good try- Tomorrow, Wendy's, Going to die I told the priest - Don't count on Any second coming. God got his ass kicked The first time he Came down here slumming He had the balls to come, The gall to die and then Forgive us - No, I don't wonder why I wonder what he thought It would get us - Hey he, good try - Tomorrow, Wendy's, Going to die But God says jump, so I set the time 'cause if he ever saw her it was through these eyes of mine and if He ever suffered it was me who did His crying... Hey, hey, good bye...

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 09:49 PM

Miss X by Mc5 Oh now Yeah Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah yeah I, I, I, I, I See you lyin' here You're so close You're so near Causing sensations rollin' through me Comes on strong, feels just like a spell Sensations rollin', turnin' from me to you Causing this aura of heat to swirl Your lips Your undulating hips Squeeze me oh so tight Fulfill me through the night Causing sensations rollin' through me Comes on strong, feels just like a spell Sensations rollin', turnin' from me to you Causing this aura of heat to swirl Yeah Comes on strong Yeah baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Comes on strong Don't you know my blood is raging Comes on strong Darling, darling, darling, darling Comes on strong I'm tired of all my failings Bring me close and burn, burn, burn, ha ! Heat gives way to sweat My body's soaking wet We slide and slip From hip to lip Causing sensations rollin' through me Comes on strong, feels just like a spell Sensations rollin', turnin' from me to you Causing this aura of heat to swirl Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh baby, baby You'll always make me hot Come on and gimme all you got Yeah Yeah, Yeah I, I , I, I, I Yeah, yeah I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I I, I, I, I, I Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 11:45 PM Edited 2 time(s), most recently on Sep 14 2006 08:50 AM

Round One Letter Chick Song Artist Poster A Alison "Allison" Elvis Costello KC B Bernadette "Bernadette" The Four Tops KC C Cecelia "Cecelia" Simon and Garfunkle Frayed Knot D Donna "Donna" Bob Marley & the Wailers KC E Eileen "Come on Eileen" Dexy's Midnight Runners OlerudOwned F Femme Fatale Femme Fatale The Velvet Undergound Willets Point G Gloria "Gloria" Them Rockin' Doc H Henrietta "Henrietta" John Fogerty Willets Point I Ingrid Ingrid Bergman" Wilco Willets Point J Josie When Josie Comes Home" Steely Dan Lundy K Kayleigh "Kayleigh" Marillion HahnSolo L Laura "Laura" Billy Joel seawolf17 M Maria "Maria" Bernstien and Sondheim Willets Point N Nannette No, No, Nannette" Yeoman, Caesar, and Harbel RealityChuck O Opheilia "Ophelia" The Band Frayed Knot P Peggy Sue "Peggy Sue" Buddy Holly & the Crickets Willets Point Q Queenie Little Queenie" Chuck Berry Edgy DC R Roxanne "Roxanne" The Police SteveJRogers S Sara "Sara" Starship Lundy T Tessie "Tessie" The Dropkick Murphys Willets Point U Ursula Ursula Finally Has Tits The Queers seawolf17 V Veronica "Veronica" Elvis Costello seawolf18 W Wendy "Wendy" The Beach Boys Frayed Knot X Xena "Xena: Warrior Princess Rap" Xena and Draco? Edgy DC Y Yvonne "Yvonne" The Sawdoctors KC Z Zelda Beautiful Zelda" The Bonzo Dog Band" RealityChuck Coda * Girls Talk" Elvis Costello and the Attractions Frayed Knot Round Two Letter Chick Song Artist Poster A Aimee "Aimee" Pure Prairie League Johnny Dickshot B Brenda "I'm Sorry, But So Is Brenda Lee" Ben Vaughn or Marshall Crenshaw Edgy DC C Caroline "Sweet Caroline" Neil Diamond Willets Point D Deanna "Deanna" Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds Willets Point E Evangeline "Evangeline" Matthew Sweet Johnny Dickshot F Frankie "Frankie and Johnnie" Leadbelly, et al. RealityChuck G Gloria "Gloria" U2 Rockin' Doc H Hazel Hooray for Hazel" Tommy Roe cooby I Ivy "Poison Ivy" The Coasters, et al. TheOldMole J Julianne "Julianne" Ben Folds Five ScarletKnight41 K Kitty Kitty's Back" Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band Frayed Knot L Laura "Tell Laura I Love Her" Ray Peterson RealityChuck M Maureen "Maureen" Fountains of Wayne Rockin' Doc N Nelly Take Me out to the Ball Game" Harry Carey, et al. Edgy DC O Candy-O "Candy-O" The Cars Johnny Dickshot P Peg "Peg" Steely Dan Rockin' Doc Q Queen Jane "Queen Jane, Approximately" Bob Dylan sharpie R Rhonda "Help Me, Rhonda" The Beach Boys RealityChuck S Susie "Susie Q" Creedence Clearwater Revival Rockin' Doc T Trudy "Trudy" The Charlie Daniels Band Willets Point U U "I Would Die 4 U" Prince and the Revolution Johnny Dickshot V Victoria "Victoria" The Kinks RealityChuck W Wendy "Wendy" God Street Wine seawolf17 X Madame X "Glitter Gulch" Elvis Costello Edgy DC Y Yolanda Yolanda" Pink Martini Willets Point Z Zsa Zsa "Like Zsa Zsa Gabor" Erasure sharpie Coda None Round Three Letter Chick Song Artist Poster A Annie "Annie's Song" John Denver Willets Point B Brandy "Brandy" Elliott Lurie Willets Point C C.C. "C.C. Rider" Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, et al Edgy DC D Daisy Daisy" Switchfoot KC E Elise "Letter to Elise" The Cure Edgy DC F Fiona "Fiona" Lyle Lovett Willets Point G Georgie "Georgie Girl" The Seekers cooby H Heidi "Heidi Is a Headcase" The Ramones KC I Irene "Goodnight, Irene" The Weavers, et al. Willets Point J Judy "Give Judy My Notice" Ben Folds seawolf17 K Katy "K-K-K-Katy" Billy Murray RealityChuck L Lily "Pictures of Lily" The Who Johnny Dickshot M Marianne "C'mon, Marianne" Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons Valadius N Nanci "Nanci" Toad the Wet Sprocket Rockin' Doc O Olivia "Ode to Olivia" Stella Parton Willets Point P Pam "Polythene Pam" The Beatles Edgy DC Q Queenie "Teenage Queenie" Pussycat Willets Point R Rose "Second Hand Rose" Barbra Streisand, et al. RealityChuck S Susanna "Oh, Susanna" Pete Seeger, et al. Willets Point T Tania "Tania" Camper Van Beethoven sharpie U Ugly Girl "If You Want to Be Happy" Jimmy Soul, et al. Edgy DC V Virginia "Virginia Woolf" Indigo Girls Willets Point W Windy "Windy" The Association RealityChuck X Madame X "Madame X" Rata Blanca Edgy DC Y Yoshimi "Yoshimi" The Flaming Lips Willets Point Z Zoey "Zoey 101 Theme Song" Jamie Lynn Spears Edgy DC Coda None Coda None Coda Round Three Letter Chick Song Artist Poster A Angie "Angie" The Rolling Stones Rockin' Doc B Barabara Ann "Barbara Ann" The Beach Boys KC C Christie "Christie Lee" Billy Joel SteveJRogers D Delia "Delia's Gone" Johnny Cash SteveJRogers E Eleanor "Eleanor Rigby" The Beatles Rockin' Doc F Felicity "I'm a Boy" The Who RealityChuck G Greta "Gotta Get over Greta" The Nields sharpie H Hannah "Hard Hearted Hanna" Ella Fitzgerald, et al. RealityChuck I Isis "Isis" Bob Dylan sharpie J Jolene "Jolene" Dolly Parton Edgy DC K Kelly "The Kelly Song" Woody Boyd seawolf17 L Lola "Whatever Lola Wants" Jerry Ross and Richard Adler (or Gwen Virdon) MFS62 M Mary-Anne "Mary-Anne with the Shaky Hands" The Who Mr. Zero N Nancy "Nancy with the Laughing Face" Frank Sinatra, et al. Willets Point O Oprah "Get with the Program" Patti LaBelle Willets Point P Phyllis "Opening Theme from 'Phyllis'" Dick DeBenedictis Edgy DC Q Queen of Sheba "The Original Got Queen of Sheeba" Great White seawolf17 R Roxie "Roxie" Kander and Ebb (or Renee Zellweger) RealityChuck S Sookie "Sookie Sookie" Steppenwolf sharpie T Tangerine "Tangerine" Led Zeppelin KC U Ugliest Girl Ugliest Girl in the World" Bob Dylan sharpie V Venus "Venus" Shocking Pink (or Bananarama) KC W Wendy "Tomorrow, Wendy" Concrete Blonde seawolf17 X Miss X "Miss X" The MC5 Willets Point Y Z I'll let somebody else post the stats, like most frequent appearances by a name, an artist, or a poster.

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 11:54 PM

I think it would be better to credit "Irene" to Leadbelly and "Susanna" to Stephen Foster. Also "Femme Fatale" and the Oprah song were meant as jokes (I included a song about Flora as an alternate to "Femme Fatale"). Just so you know.

KC Sep 14 2006 07:08 AM

Holy mackerel, thanks Edge

seawolf17 Sep 14 2006 07:59 AM

Nice job on the research, Edgy!

sharpie Sep 14 2006 08:47 AM

The Steppenwolf song is "Sookie Sookie." Also, typo in Ugliest Girl in the World. Great job.

sharpie Sep 14 2006 08:47 AM

In the middle of the night In the middle of the night I call your name Oh Yoko, oh Yoko, my love will turn you on In the middle of the bath In the middle of the bath I call your name Oh Yoko, oh Yoko, my love will turn you on My love will turn you on In the middle of a shave In the middle of a shave I call your name Oh Yoko, oh Yoko, my love will turn you on In the middle of a dream In the middle of a dream I call your name Oh Yoko, oh Yoko, my love will turn you on My love will turn you on In the middle of a cloud In the middle of a cloud I call your name Oh Yoko, oh Yoko, my love will turn you on Oh Yoko, oh Yoko, oh Yoko, oh Yoko

MFS62 Sep 14 2006 10:44 AM

By Juliet's Wishing Well (A band out of Philadelphia): hey zoe hey zoe why do you stare your mother your mother she worries hey zoe can i read you a book your favorite story its the one where nobody dies and nobody gets hurt i just want to say goodnight i just want to say goodnight hey zoe hey zoe where you goin now your father he worries youve grown up to be beautiful a difference a dreamer hey zoe youre my best friend and my best creation i just want to say goodbye i just want to say goodbye if you, when you, you will go away dont you, dont you, dont you be afraid i wont say it, i wont think it, i wont feel it every time i cry hey zoe hey zoe where have you been lately... lately ive been alone wont you come over to see me and wear your funny hat theres somthing i forgot to gove you something she left behind i just want to say good-bye i just want to say good-bye i wanna see through your eyes now i can only see through your eyes Later

seawolf17 Sep 14 2006 10:45 AM

She's working the late shift here downtown In the guts of the city She got a room, no money down It ain't too pretty But she made up her mind To leave it behind Amy had to run, its all right She's having fun in another life And she won't be going back for anyone Now Amy's on the run She's watching the young boys at the bar All chiselled and flexing She tells them a joke or two then stops Just short of confessing But they know she's a man And they all understand Why Amy had to run, its all right She's having fun in another life And she won't be going back for anyone Now Amy's on the run So she dreams of the day (she dreams the day away) With everything she scrimps and saves They're gonna change her all the way It's not a crime (to change your mind) It's just that nature got it wrong this time.. this time Amy had to run, its all right She's having fun in another life And she won't be going back for anyone Now Amy's on the run

Johnny Dickshot Sep 14 2006 10:47 AM

]By Juliet's Wishing Well (A band out of Philadelphia): How the hell did that turn up? These guys were from Delaware... and must've broken up 10 years ago!

cooby Sep 14 2006 10:49 AM

Another Amy song...

Johnny Dickshot Sep 14 2006 10:49 AM

]Well I came by your house the other day, your mother said you went away She said there was nothing that I could have done There was nothing nobody could say Me and you we've known each other ever since we were sixteen I wished I would have known I wished I could have called you Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean Now you hung with me when all the others turned away turned up their nose We liked the same music we liked the same bands we liked the same clothes We told each other that we were the wildest, the wildest things we'd ever seen Now I wished you would have told me I wished I could have talked to you Just to say goodbye Bobby Jean Now we went walking in the rain talking about the pain from the world we hid Now there ain't nobody nowhere nohow gonna ever understand me the way you did Maybe you'll be out there on that road somewhere In some bus or train traveling along In some motel room there'll be a radio playing And you'll hear me sing this song Well if you do you'll know I'm thinking of you and all the miles in between And I'm just calling one last time not to change your mind But just to say I miss you baby, good luck goodbye, Bobby Jean

Edgy DC Sep 14 2006 10:50 AM

KC, you're up.

Willets Point Sep 14 2006 10:55 AM

Edgy DC wrote: KC, you're up. Are we taking turns now?

Edgy DC Sep 14 2006 10:57 AM

No, he just has a C that's burning a hole in his pocket. But you snooze and you lose. There'll be other Cs. Proceed.

MFS62 Sep 14 2006 11:08 AM

Johnny Dickshot wrote: ]By Juliet's Wishing Well (A band out of Philadelphia): How the hell did that turn up? These guys were from Delaware... and must've broken up 10 years ago! Yes. The site where I found the words to that little ditty said the members were from Delaware, but made whatever name they once had for themselves playing clubs in Philly. When you're looking for a female "z" name, you'll accept anything you find. Later

sharpie Sep 14 2006 11:32 AM

No letter claiming allowed. In Candy's room there are pictures of her heroes on the wall but to get to Candy's room you gotta walk the darkness of Candy's hall Strangers from the city call my baby's number and they bring her toys When I come knocking she smiles pretty she knows I wanna be Candy's boy There's a sadness hidden in that pretty face A sadness all her own from which no man can keep Candy safe We kiss, my heart's rushes to my brain The blood rushes in my veins fire rushes towards the sky We go driving driving deep into the night I go driving deep into the light in Candy's eyes She says baby if you wanna be wild you got a lot to learn, close your eyes Let them melt, let them fire, let them burn Cause in the darkness there'll be hidden worlds that shine When I hold Candy close she makes these hidden worlds mine She has fancy clothes and diamond rings She has men who give her anything she wants but they don't see That what she wants is me, oh and I want her so I'll never let her go, no no no She knows that I'd give all that I got to give All that I want all that I live to make Candy mine

HahnSolo Sep 14 2006 11:41 AM

Oh the first time I saw you was in a magazine The next time you was walking ’cross my television screen I knew right then and there that I had to make you mine The day that he married you I nearly lost my mind Diana whatcha doin’ with a guy like him Diana I’d die for you, please let me in Diana can’t you see you drive me wild Diana I bet you’re just a reckless child Yes, you got it made I’ve seen you promenade a time or two He might have lots of dough but I know he ain’t right for you Cause I’ve watched you smile and shakin’ hands when you do your social scene You wouldn’t have to do that if you came and lived with me Diana just can’t get you off my mind Diana why don’t you leave it all behind Diana she is queen of all my dreams Diana gimme dreams, I’ll set you free Since I saw that picture of you Nothing matters I just wanna lay ya We can make it, you and me So come on baby, come on baby, oh-oh yeah ... (yeah, here’s how I see it) Your one choice if you get away, leave it up to me I’ll bring you lovin’ if you bring your limousine Diana whatcha doin’ with a guy like him Diana I’d die for you, please let me in Diana can’t you see you drive me wild Diana I bet you’re just a reckless child Diana oh yeah Diana you really got a hold on me Diana you gimme your tears I’ll set you free Diana yeah - yeah

seawolf17 Sep 14 2006 11:46 AM

It wasn't supposed to be like this Another dose of unhappiness I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again So I got drunk Had sex with all your friends You told me to never call your house again Emily, you saved the day Emily, when you threw me away She was always such a pretty girl Nobody like her in the world A little piece of heavenly That no one else could stand I see her in my dreams at night I see you when I close my eyes I just can't seem to shake you, Emily You got your money and I got cast Outside thrown out on my ass In the city with no one else, no where else to go So I hooked up with this model from Singapore Emily, I sure am glad you didn't want me anymore She was always such a pretty girl Nobody like her in the world A little piece of heavenly That no one else could stand I see her in my dreams at night I see you when I close my eyes I just can't seem to shake you, Emily Yeah Emily, you saved the day Emily, you saved the day Emily, you saved my ass

Edgy DC Sep 14 2006 12:52 PM

Birds in the air Never chirped the same Slobs in bowling alleys Never burped the same They came to cry Shocked with disbelief A broken mass of millions All drowning in their grief She was just an innocent How could you, Lord? They cried the day That Farrah Fawcett died Throughout the globe Every Chinese man and Turk Their unifying symbol They really liked her work But who's to blame? No one made a move Until i find out who did this Nobody leaves the room They say the road was icy But that just don't add up A bushy-haired intruder Another government cover up! A drug-related overdose A hunting accident Death at the hands of another I'll bet! First JFK And then we lost the King Thank God it must be over now They say they come in threes But still I ache The world has lost a friend I'll trade all Of my viewmaster reels To see her once again

Johnny Dickshot Sep 14 2006 01:28 PM

]Georgia, I swear I never seen such a smile Gorgeous enough to make an angel's heart run wild Your lazy eyes and small-town lies Have got me in your spell Your drive-in boys and back-seat noise And oh, you learned so well Oh, oh, oh, so how was I to know? You got me, you got me right now.. Georgia, your daddy was high the night he dreamed up you Georgia, the stars were flyin' the night that you came through Crystal sea of lights Oh, what a nice surprise Oh, oh, oh, and now I miss you so But baby, I'm comin' back to you Georgia, we will be together, dear If they ever let me out of here They will say that it's not true But I did it all for you Georgia, won't you tell them for me dear Georgia, girl I never lived through a night like that Sure enough got your lovin' where I like it at Moonlight through the pines Oh, oh, oh, but how were we to know That wasn't moonlight, they were searchlights, oh no.. Georgia, we will be together, dear If they ever let me out of here They will say that it's not true But I did it all for you Georgia, won't you tell them for me dear Georgia, we will be together dear (oh, my dear) If they ever let me out of here

sharpie Sep 14 2006 01:31 PM

Hazel, dirty-blonde hair I wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with you anywhere. You got something I want plenty of Ooh, a little touch of your love. Hazel, stardust in your eye You're goin' somewhere and so am I. I'd give you the sky high above Ooh, for a little touch of your love. Oh no, I don't need any reminder To know how much I really care But it's just making me blinder and blinder Because I'm up on a hill and still you're not there. Hazel, you called and I came, Now don't make me play this waiting game. You've got something I want plenty of Ooh, a little touch of your love.

RealityChuck Sep 14 2006 01:42 PM

In the region where the roses always bloom, Breathing out upon the air their sweet perfume, Lives a dusky maid I long to call my own, For, I know my love for her will never die; When the sun am sinking in dat Golden West, Little robin red breast gone to seek their nests, And I sneak down to dat place I love the best, Ever'y evening there along I sigh. Chorus: Ida! Sweet as apple cider, Sweeter than all I know, Come out! In the silv'ry moonlight, Of love we'll whisper, so soft and low! Seems as tho' can't live without you, Listen, please, honey do! Ida! I idolize yer I love you, Ida, 'deed I do.

sharpie Sep 14 2006 01:48 PM

Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet? We sit here stranded, though we're all doin' our best to deny it And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin' you to defy it Lights flicker from the opposite loft In this room the heat pipes just cough The country music station plays soft But there's nothing, really nothing to turn off Just Louise and her lover so entwined And these visions of Johanna that conquer my mind In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the "D" train We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight Ask himself if it's him or them that's really insane Louise, she's all right, she's just near She's delicate and seems like the mirror But she just makes it all too concise and too clear That Johanna's not here The ghost of 'lectricity howls in the bones of her face Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place Now, little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously He brags of his misery, he likes to live dangerously And when bringing her name up He speaks of a farewell kiss to me He's sure got a lotta gall to be so useless and all Muttering small talk at the wall while I'm in the hall How can I explain? Oh, it's so hard to get on And these visions of Johanna, they kept me up past the dawn Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while But Mona Lisa musta had the highway blues You can tell by the way she smiles See the primitive wallflower freeze When the jelly-faced women all sneeze Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeeze I can't find my knees" Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so cruel The peddler now speaks to the countess who's pretending to care for him Sayin', "Name me someone that's not a parasite and I'll go out and say a prayer for him" But like Louise always says "Ya can't look at much, can ya man?" As she, herself, prepares for him And Madonna, she still has not showed We see this empty cage now corrode Where her cape of the stage once had flowed The fiddler, he now steps to the road He writes ev'rything's been returned which was owed On the back of the fish truck that loads While my conscience explodes The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain And these visions of Johanna are now all that remain

Johnny Dickshot Sep 14 2006 01:52 PM

doh

MFS62 Sep 14 2006 01:54 PM

Did we miss K and L? Or did I? Later

Willets Point Sep 14 2006 01:55 PM

Last song was about Johanna, so K is up.

Johnny Dickshot Sep 14 2006 01:55 PM

I saw 'Louise' in Johanna and prematurely lyriculated.

sharpie Sep 14 2006 02:03 PM

Johanna gets six references (plus the title - Visions of Johanna), Louise gets four, Madonna gets one, the jelly-faced woman gets one and Mona Lisa gets one.

Edgy DC Sep 14 2006 02:08 PM

We must all endeavor to honor the post we are responding to with a thorough reading, even though we may seek to give our response prominence with a rapid return. --- Thread Yoda

seawolf17 Sep 14 2006 02:20 PM

What's so maybe about What's so maybe about What's so maybe about Katie? What's the use in hesitating? Can't you see that Katie's waiting? Just because her youth is fading Doesn't mean that she's not worth dating I don't know what the fuss is all about Just take it slow It's not like you can't live without her To and fro If you've got a shred of doubt then it's not worth it Can't you see her with her arms wide open She's everything that you've been hoping for Forever's not so long, stop moping She's got a daughter and you're just not coping. Do you know everyone you ever swore you'd love for life I don't know them anymore I know their names I'd recognize them on the street and I don't love them

Mr. Zero Sep 14 2006 02:22 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 14 2006 02:36 PM

OK. I'll save that K for later. You were in the Exorcist, baby You were really insane You got busted, you got dusted You got busted for cocaine Your born innocent, girl And that ain't all You got it for the first time baby In a shower stall Chorus: Kidnapped raped and possessed Linda is the Best She used to be on the run But now she thinks it's a lot of fun She takes her cigarettes from her sleeve Now she never wants to leave Not even when she's eighteen Liiiiiiiiiiinda Liiiiiiiiiiinda Liiiiiiiiiiinda Liiiiiiiiiiinda