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Willets Point Sep 12 2006 11:15 AM

Avast maties, one week from today the most important holiday of the year will be upon us. Prepare yerselves.

Edgy DC Sep 12 2006 11:16 AM

I'm a little buccoed out.

ScarletKnight41 Sep 12 2006 11:16 AM

I'll be wearin' my Saucy Wench t-shirt matey!

cooby Sep 12 2006 11:20 AM

I'm ready!

Vic Sage Sep 12 2006 12:01 PM

a discussion of PIRATES OF CARRIBEAN 2: http://cybermessageboard.ehost.com/getalife/viewtopic.php?t=4010 and of pirate movies, generally: http://cybermessageboard.ehost.com/getalife/viewtopic.php?t=911

cooby Sep 12 2006 10:29 PM

You know, the first time I saw this thread title, I thought maybe Willets had forgotten to buy coffee last week and ran out

SteveJRogers Sep 12 2006 10:49 PM

I'm about 10 years away from this: Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call, Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall. You've seen it all, you've seen it all. Watch the men who rode you, Switch from sails to steam. And in your belly you hold the treasure that few have ever seen, most of them dreams, Most of them dreams. Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late. The cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder I'm an over forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late. I've done a bit of smugglin' I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, But I pissed it away so fast, Never meant to last, never meant to last. I have been drunk now for over two weeks, I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks, But I've got to stop wishin', Got to go fishin', I'm down to rock bottom again. Just a few friends, just a few friends. Instrumental I go for younger women, lived with several awhile And though I ran away, they'll come back one day. And still could manage a smile It just takes awhile, just takes awhile. Mother, mother ocean, after all these years I've found My occupational hazard being my occupations just not around. I feel like I've drowned, Gonna head uptown. And while we are on the Buffett Sea Faring Man kick here is another classic: As the son of a son of a sailor, I went out on the sea for adventure, Expanding ther view of the captain and crew Like a man just released from indenture. As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin' man, I have chalked up many a mile. Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, And I've learned much from both of their styles. Son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor. Son of a gun; load the last ton One step ahead of the jailer. Now away in the near future, southeast of disorder, You can shake the hand of the mango man As he greets you at the border. And the lady she hails from Trinidad, Island of the spices. Salt for your meat and cinnamon sweet, And the rum is for all your good vices. Haul the sheet in as we ride on the wind that our Forefathers harnessed before us. Hear the bells ring as the tide rigging sings. It's a son of a gun of a chorus. Where it all ends I can't fathom, my friends. If I knew, I might toss out my anchor. So I'll cruise along always searchin' for songs, Not a lawyer, a thief or a banker. But a son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor. Son of a gun, load the last ton One step ahead of the jailer I'm just a son of a son, son of a son, son of a son of a sailor The sea's in my veins, my tradition remains. I'm just glad I don't live in a trailer.

SteveJRogers Sep 12 2006 10:54 PM

Got one more. Its a Crosby, Stills & Nash song, but the Cheif Parrotthead always plays it in his shows, its always a crowd pleaser that finally got its way on an album, in Buffett's "Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays" a few years back, as well as the Tiki Tour live albums in 2003 (IIRC) Southern Cross: Got out of town on a boat for the southern islands On a reach before a following sea We were making for the trades on the outside And the downhill run to Papeete Off the wind on this heading lie the Marquesas We got eighty feet of waterline nicely making way In a noisy bar in Avalon I tried to call you But on the midnight watch I realized why twice you ran away (Chorus) Think about how many times I have fallen Spirits are using me, larger voices calling What heaven brought you and me cannot be forgotten I have been around the world Looking for that woman girl Who knows love can endure And you know it will. And you know it will. continued below... advertisement When you see the southern cross for the first time You understand just why you came this way Cause the truth you might be running from is so small But its as big as the promise, the promise of a coming day And I'm heading all the way, my dreams are dying And my love is an anchor tied to you, tied with a silver chain I have my ship and all her flags are a-flying She is all I have left and music is her name (chorus) So we cheated and we tried and we tested And we never failed to fail, it was the easiest thing to do You will survive being bested Somebody strong comes along, makes me forget, forget about loving you And the southern cross

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 09:15 AM

Running out of coffee: Bad. Someone posting Jimmy Buffett songs in your pirate thread: Worse. Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 09:17 AM

cooby Sep 13 2006 09:19 AM

Think about this a minute. Can you think of any other product, except maybe deoderant, that causes instant panic when you run out of it?

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 09:21 AM

Toilet paper.

cooby Sep 13 2006 09:23 AM

oooh, yeah.

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 09:50 AM

Well, it depends on who you are. Toothpaste. Not to be indelicate, but prophylactics. Diapers. Ammo. Depends on who you are.

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 09:52 AM

Medication to reduce panic. That's kind of a wheel within a wheel.

SteveJRogers Sep 13 2006 11:56 AM

[url=http://www.history.com/exhibits/pirates/]History Channel's "True Caribbean Pirates" documentary[/url] Came out when Pirates of The Caribbean II came out in the theatre [url=http://www.thepirateking.com]A good site for the truth behind the myths of Pirates[/url] Hey, watch the Buffett Bashing Willets. I got some angry Parrott Heads who might want to have a "conversation" with you!

MFS62 Sep 13 2006 12:04 PM

There hasn't been a good movie pirate since Robert Newton. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043067/ Later

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 12:29 PM

I'm less than intimidated by an angry gang of Jimmy Buffett fans.

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 12:30 PM

SteveJRogers wrote: Hey, watch the Buffett Bashing Willets. I got some angry Parrott Heads who might want to have a "conversation" with you! I'm not worried. It's easy to kick people's asses when they're wearing floral shirts and stinking drunk.

SteveJRogers Sep 13 2006 12:35 PM

Willets Point wrote: ="SteveJRogers"] Hey, watch the Buffett Bashing Willets. I got some angry Parrott Heads who might want to have a "conversation" with you! I'm not worried. It's easy to kick people's asses when they're wearing floral shirts and stinking drunk. Actually they want to serrenade you with bad renditions of Margarittaville, Brown Eyed Girl, Pencil Thin Mustache and Why Don't We Get Drunk

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 03:47 PM

Death by bad music. Nothing could be worse.

MFS62 Sep 14 2006 09:33 AM

Willets Point wrote: I'm not worried. It's easy to kick people's asses when they're wearing floral shirts and stinking drunk. I think the pictures Edgy posted prove your point. Later

Willets Point Sep 17 2006 01:32 AM

So a pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his swashbuckling pants! The bartender says, 'Hey, what's up with that thing? Doesn't it bother you?' And the pirate says, 'Yarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!'

Willets Point Sep 17 2006 01:39 AM

Jewish pirates (Not just Hank Greenberg).

Elster88 Sep 17 2006 05:28 PM

Steve how in the world do you manage to kill every thread you post in?

cooby Sep 18 2006 11:51 AM

Is this today?

cooby Sep 18 2006 11:51 AM

Is this today?

Willets Point Sep 18 2006 11:54 AM

No it isn't. It's tomorrow. I know you're eager, 'cause you asked twice. :)

cooby Sep 18 2006 11:56 AM

Well, blast me brass buckled boots, yer right!!

ScarletKnight41 Sep 18 2006 12:20 PM

[url=http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov]How To Talk Like a Pirate[/url]

cooby Sep 19 2006 09:56 AM

okay, let's get it on, arr

Willets Point Sep 19 2006 12:14 PM

cooby wrote: okay, let's get it on, arr That'd be the famed pirate shanty by Dread Marrrrrrrrvin Gaye.

cooby Sep 19 2006 01:13 PM

Blimey mates, I be trainin' a new wench today

Willets Point Oct 05 2006 10:17 AM

New product for Lady Pirates.

Edgy DC Oct 05 2006 10:20 AM

It strikes me that we've done well by re-loading with Pirates --- Roberto Hernandez, Dave Williams, OlivAAARRR Perez.