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I Think the Cruise Kid is Cute

MFS62 Sep 13 2006 11:56 AM

And anyone who doesn't agree can kiss my assclown. Later

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 12:27 PM

I don't know what the hell your talking about. And no I won't kiss your ass.

Yancy Street Gang Sep 13 2006 12:29 PM

Here was my theory on why she remained hidden: There was a mixup at the sperm clinic and Suri was obviously of mixed race, thereby proving that Tom was not the father and still has not ever had sex with a female. The photo I saw of Suri doesn't seem to support my theory, however.

metirish Sep 13 2006 01:02 PM

She is very cute...I fear for her though,Tom is a wacko.

Yancy Street Gang Sep 13 2006 01:05 PM

Why is she wearing an Elvis wig?

Edgy DC Sep 13 2006 01:24 PM

Mary McCartney's lawyer is on line one.

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 01:39 PM

Ah celbrity gossip. Now I know what you're talking about. I shall begin ignoring this topic now.

cooby Sep 13 2006 01:42 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Why is she wearing an Elvis wig? yeah...

Rockin' Doc Sep 13 2006 09:21 PM

Put me down with Willets regarding this subject. I really am not interested in the particulars of Tom Cruise and his life with Kate Holmes or their baby Suri. As long as Suri's healthy, then I'm satisfied and wish to hear no more on the subject.

ScarletKnight41 Sep 13 2006 09:22 PM

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Why is she wearing an Elvis wig? Because she's Suri With a Fringe On Top.

cooby Sep 13 2006 09:24 PM

Until this very day I didn't believe she existed.

MFS62 Sep 13 2006 09:35 PM

ScarletKnight41 wrote: ="Yancy Street Gang"]Why is she wearing an Elvis wig? Because she's Suri With a Fringe On Top. ding! ding! ding! I am in awe. Too bad that gem was in this forum. Not many will ever bask in its brilliance. Later

ScarletKnight41 Sep 13 2006 09:50 PM

LOL - thanks. It's all I could think of ever since they chose that silly name for the poor child.

cooby Sep 13 2006 09:54 PM

I don't get it

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 09:56 PM

A song from Oklahoma" When I take you out, tonight, with me, Honey, here's the way it's goin' to be: You will set behind a team of snow white horses, In the slickest gig you ever see! Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry When I take you out in the surrey, When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top! Watch that fringe and see how it flutters When I drive them high steppin' strutters. Nosey pokes'll peek thru' their shutters and their eyes will pop! The wheels are yeller, the upholstery's brown, The dashboard's genuine leather, With isinglass curtains y' can roll right down, In case there's a change in the weather. Two bright sidelight's winkin' and blinkin', Ain't no finer rig I'm a-thinkin' You c'n keep your rig if you're thinkin' 'at I'd keer to swap Fer that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top! All the world'll fly in a flurry When I take you out in the surrey, When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top! When we hit that road, hell fer leather, Cats and dogs'll dance in the heather, Birds and frogs'll sing all together and the toads will hop! The wind'll whistle as we rattle along, The cows'll moo in the clover, The river will ripple out a whispered song, And whisper it over and over: Don't you wisht y'd go on forever? Don't you wisht y'd go on forever? Don't you wisht y'd go on forever and ud never stop In that shiny, little surrey with the fringe on the top! I can see the stars gettin' blurry, When we drive back home in the surrey, Drivin' slowly home in the surrey with the fringe on top! I can feel the day gettin' older, Feel a sleepy head on my shoulder, Noddin', droopin' close to my shoulder, till it falls kerplop! The sun is swimmin' on the rim of a hill; The moon is takin' a header, And jist as I'm thinkin' all the earth is still, A lark'll wake up in the medder. Hush, you bird, my baby's a-sleepin'! Maybe got a dream worth a-keepin' Whoa! you team, and jist keep a-creepin' at a slow clip clop. Don't you hurry with the surrey with the fringe on the top!

cooby Sep 13 2006 09:58 PM

Ohhh... that IS very good! :) Okay, I think the baby is cute, but that hair has got to go, it's the pits.

ScarletKnight41 Sep 13 2006 10:04 PM

My daughter was in the high school production of Oklahoma! last year, so the song came to mind pretty easily.

Willets Point Sep 13 2006 10:25 PM

Doesn't newborn baby hair usually fall out?

ScarletKnight41 Sep 13 2006 10:26 PM

That's not newborn hair - that kid is something like 5 months old.

cooby Sep 14 2006 09:41 AM

Willets Point wrote: Ah celbrity gossip. Now I know what you're talking about. I shall begin ignoring this topic now. I;m not into celebs at all either, which is why I think the BigShots thread is pointless, but anyway, I am finding Anna Nicole Smith's son's death very very sad.

MFS62 Sep 14 2006 09:50 AM

Yes, it really was sad. Later

Edgy DC Sep 14 2006 10:34 AM

cooby wrote: ="Willets Point"]Ah celbrity gossip. Now I know what you're talking about. I shall begin ignoring this topic now. I;m not into celebs at all either, which is why I think the BigShots thread is pointless, but anyway, I am finding Anna Nicole Smith's son's death very very sad. The Big Shot thread is not about celebrity gossip. It's not even about celbrities. I still don't know who Michael Vartan is. It's about the cultural takeover.

Yancy Street Gang Sep 14 2006 10:42 AM

There are way too many celebrities today to know them all, or even 20 per cent of them. I don't seek out celebrity gossip, but I don't have the aversion to it that others seem to have. I pick up stuff by osmosis by flipping through the Daily News. And I guess being a regular viewer of David Letterman has made me aware of many celebrities that I wouldn't otherwise have known. It's like those statistics you see sometimes about how some people get most of their news from late night talk show hosts. I get my real news from newspapers and NPR, and my celebrity news from David Letterman.

SteveJRogers Sep 14 2006 10:50 AM

Reality TV, and even the internet I think has really raised the scale of gossip and celebrity making. To the point where there is probably now AA and AB list celebs! The scary part is how many faux celebs try to play their 15 minutes card on things. Even sports players. I mean the actual 25th guy on the 2004 Red Sox probably really believes he'll get drinks on the house for life in New England! Probably will, but 15 years from now it will require prodding, ID and a trip to a reference book!

Willets Point Sep 14 2006 10:50 AM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Sep 14 2006 10:59 AM

I like to be like Sherlock Holmes who deliberately forgets facts that are not relevant to his work and hobbies so they don't take up to much space in his mind. It doesn't work though as I can't remember my wife's cell phone number but will remember the name of the Cruise child forevermore thanks to Scarlett's pun.

Edgy DC Sep 14 2006 10:55 AM

Yeah, well, it's not like Holmes ever became much of a violin player.

Yancy Street Gang Sep 14 2006 11:04 AM

Sherlock Holmes? Is he related to Katie?

Elster88 Sep 16 2006 07:41 PM

My guess is that kid will grow up to be one amazing-looking, crazy person.