I dial up Mets.com and they come up with the lamest spin of a lead:
Mets Chip Away at Early Braves Lead
I check the score: 8-1. Nice "early Braves lead." Nice "chip away." Just... nice.
OK, maybe there's a rally going on. Let me load Gameday. By the time that loads, 10-1. Jeezy-peezy. OK, wadda Hell, I'll open up the MLB.tv screen, and... Holy crap, 13-1.
